Benny:Beep.
Argyle:So, what's great is
Johnny:you
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:you
Benny:Beep.
Benny:For a second, I was like, maybe I said it too quickly.
Benny:Maybe his headset wasn't connected.
Benny:Maybe he won't.
Benny:Maybe he didn't hear me.
Benny:And he'll be like, hello, can you hear me?
Benny:And then I just heard a beep.
Benny:yeah also
Argyle:I joined before my headphones fully connected.
Johnny:you
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:you
Argyle:And as.
Argyle:Like own.
Argyle:To me and.
Argyle:Action noise really is it?
Argyle:Oh no, you can see.
Argyle:The background.
Benny:I can't tell if this is my internet or your internet.
Argyle:I'm just going to restart.
Johnny:you
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:you
Benny:I'm going to disconnect from my VPN.
Argyle:My install.
Argyle:And so we.
Benny:Yeah.
Benny:Okay.
Benny:Huh.
Benny:Huh.
Argyle:you
Johnny:Thank you you Hello
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:you
Benny:you Greetings
Argyle:you you
Anzu:you Thank you
Gamemaster:you you
Benny:Greetings.
Johnny:Hello.
Benny:Jorge is restarting his router.
Johnny:Oh, man.
Johnny:We lost Jorge.
Johnny:A shame.
Johnny:Well, he's nice-known, Jorge.
Benny:Restarting his router.
Argyle:you
Johnny:yeah he's gone forever
Anzu:Did we lose him?
Gamemaster:you
Johnny:he's gone forever
Benny:Apology.
Anzu:Oh, jeez.
Benny:I'm sorry.
Johnny:yeah
Anzu:It's going to be tough to replace.
Johnny:well
Johnny:shame
Johnny:yeah
Anzu:We'll just have to do our best, I guess.
Johnny:Adios.
Benny:you
Argyle:you
Anzu:Totally unsituated.
Gamemaster:Hello?
Anzu:So I'm going to try to...
Gamemaster:Hello?
Anzu:Hello, Josh.
Gamemaster:Hi!
Gamemaster:Sorry, the first time I connected, nothing was working.
Anzu:Well, you could be Jorge, so at least you got that going for you.
Gamemaster:Oh.
Gamemaster:I would never be Jorge. How dare you?
Johnny:What if you were Jorge this whole time?
Johnny:Well, only one of you is on camera right now.
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:That's.
Anzu:I've been Jorge the whole time.
Gamemaster:That doesn't sound believable or true.
Johnny:So.
Gamemaster:Um, yeah, it's me.
Anzu:Oh.
Gamemaster:Tanner, where are you from?
Johnny:Josh, how's your new job?
Gamemaster:Oh, sorry.
Gamemaster:My new job has been good.
Gamemaster:Uh, I made...
Anzu:
Gamemaster:I made a mistake today.
Gamemaster:Um...
Argyle:I'm going to restart my rap.
Gamemaster:Because...
Johnny:you Thank you
Benny:Thank you 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Argyle:because it really bad Oh no Do you still have a job Before
Anzu:Yeah He made a minor mistake
Gamemaster:bye bye yeah yeah Bye Yeah Yeah
Argyle:Okay, you said you do.
Argyle:Okay.
Anzu:He put fish in the microwave.
Gamemaster:Oh, yeah.
Gamemaster:No, no, no, no, no.
Gamemaster:Actually,
Gamemaster:I didn't do that.
Gamemaster:Oh, and are they dead now?
Argyle:Okay.
Gamemaster:You should go restart your router.
Argyle:Yeah, I'm going to.
Gamemaster:Yeah.
Benny:Wait, hold on. What mistake? Is there an opening?
Argyle:you
Johnny:seconds behind us
Anzu:Oh, right.
Gamemaster:He's gone. Okay.
Benny:Ah.
Gamemaster:No.
Gamemaster:The mistake wasn't like a performance thing.
Gamemaster:I just went into the office today.
Johnny:you
Benny:Ah.
Gamemaster:For those who don't live in New York and aren't where my office is,
Benny:Oh.
Gamemaster:there was a Nick's victory parade today
Benny:Oh.
Benny:Oh, my God.
Anzu:Yeah.
Gamemaster:that passed directly outside of my office
Argyle:you
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:and I didn't realize that was the case.
Gamemaster:So I get on the train to go to work
Gamemaster:and the train is for the latter half of the journey
Johnny:Thank you.
Gamemaster:under the ground
Gamemaster:and for whatever reason they don't have the cell service there
Gamemaster:and so by the time I emerge from under the ground
Gamemaster:I see that in our previous there had been a message that had been sent in the slack that said
Benny:Thank you.
Gamemaster:hey you know you don't have to come into work today because it's going to be a little bit
Argyle:you
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:crowded if you don't want to but I've already sunk cost fallacy myself because to get to that point
Gamemaster:normally I like I take the commuter rail into Penn Station and then I take the subway the E
Johnny:you
Gamemaster:all the way down to Wall Street where the office is.
Gamemaster:But because so many people were going down to Wall Street
Benny:Thank you you
Gamemaster:where the office is, apparently it filled up
Gamemaster:and so they decided to just not have the subway
Gamemaster:run there anymore because it was too crowded So at West Fourth Street they said hey unless you want to go to Brooklyn on this train get off now So I got off because I didn want to go to Brooklyn
Argyle:you you
Johnny:you
Anzu:you you
Gamemaster:because that's a different location. And for context, it is about a 30-minute walk from West
Anzu:you
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:4th down to Wall Street. I couldn't take a car because Ubers aren't driving there, and I couldn't
Gamemaster:take the subway because the subway stopped running. And so I'm like, I'll walk. And then I see this
Gamemaster:Slack message, and I'm like, I just walked half an hour after the 45-minute train ride. I'm not
Benny:you
Argyle:you
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:Thank you.
Gamemaster:going back. I'm just going to go into the office, because I did see that in order to actually get
Gamemaster:into the office, that would require me, like, fighting people to push through hundreds of people
Gamemaster:and then eventually get a cop escort to get to the front of my office, which, before they let me get
Gamemaster:in, they said, hey, you need ID to prove that you actually work in this building before we just,
Benny:you
Argyle:you
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:like, let you walk to the front of the line, because how do we know you're not just trying
Gamemaster:to see the parade better than everybody else? And my response to that was, I don't have an ID yet,
Gamemaster:so I don't have anything that proves. And they said, can you get somebody from the office
Gamemaster:to, like, come down and get you? And I said, no, because there are literally, like, 50,000 people
Gamemaster:in a quarter of a square mile, and so cell service isn't working right now. Nobody has
Gamemaster:any internet connection. And so eventually I like went into my HR portal and I found a pay stub
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:you
Johnny:Reverse work from home.
Anzu:Yeah, that's tough.
Gamemaster:that has the address of the office on it. And I'm like, here, there. And so finally I get led
Gamemaster:through, I go into the office, I get up to the office floor and I am the only one there because
Gamemaster:everyone else stayed home. Basically, yeah. Yeah. So I'm in the office, everybody else stayed from
Anzu:...
Anzu:...
Anzu:...
Anzu:...
Gamemaster:I took some meetings from the conference room where it was just me.
Anzu:...
Anzu:...
Anzu:...
Gamemaster:That was very strange.
Gamemaster:I got to see like a lot of people. I guess that was fun. I took a picture. One second.
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:you
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:you
Benny:holy shit
Argyle:you
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:Unfortunate.
Gamemaster:But it was a mistake.
Gamemaster:I shouldn't have...
Gamemaster:I should have, once I saw the message that was like,
Gamemaster:if you want to work from home, you can,
Gamemaster:I should have just turned around.
Gamemaster:That would have been so much better.
Gamemaster:But it's fine.
Anzu:Yeah, those Knicks fans are ravenous, Josh.
Gamemaster:The Knicks fans are ravenous,
Gamemaster:especially when the Knicks are around.
Benny:yeah they're also dumb
Benny:because I got on my train this morning
Gamemaster:The Knicks fans?
Benny:yeah there were people on the same
Benny:track are trains that go to world trade and trains that go to midtown and we get to 23rd street
Argyle:you
Johnny:you
Anzu:Thank you.
Gamemaster:Nice.
Benny:and they're just like wait does this go to world trade someone in my car said that like two it
Benny:might have been five people in my car said that and someone's like nah this goes to midtown the
Benny:other train at grove street goes to world trade they're like fuck and i was late to work so at
Gamemaster:Nice.
Benny:that point it was like 9 50 on the train and i was like yeah you're gonna have to fucking hustle
Gamemaster:You missed it.
Benny:to get to that fucking parade now.
Gamemaster:that means you missed it is what that means
Benny:Yeah.
Benny:during your meetings
Argyle:you
Johnny:you
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:because there's no way to get
Gamemaster:like it starts at 10
Gamemaster:unless you're there at
Gamemaster:like
Gamemaster:my commute ended up being 2 hours
Gamemaster:because I had to like push through
Gamemaster:people and stuff
Gamemaster:and I left early
Gamemaster:and I still wouldn't have made the parade on time
Gamemaster:so they were
Gamemaster:done it wasn't a good time
Gamemaster:but I won't do it again
Gamemaster:you know
Gamemaster:no they they knew i like sent a slack message of like hey you know nobody else is around it's like
Benny:where people like
Benny:is anyone else there with you?
Argyle:you
Johnny:Thank you Thank you It just a picture of Josh
Anzu:Thank you Yeah Yeah That tenacity right there
Benny:I mean it just
Benny:Look at this asshole
Gamemaster:a 12 person company total like everybody else was aware um they ended up i i took pictures and i
Gamemaster:like sent it in the slack and then they used it for marketing on linkedin and so i guess it worked
Gamemaster:out.
Gamemaster:But, you know. If anything...
Benny:in our office that fucking came in today
Benny:after we told him not to.
Gamemaster:No it makes me look like a go I had to fight random tourists and stuff to get into the office Yeah
Benny:one of our new hires bit someone in order to get in
Argyle:you you
Johnny:on someone punching them.
Gamemaster:It was uncomfortable.
Gamemaster:It wasn't a good time.
Johnny:Tenacity.
Gamemaster:I would not recommend it.
Gamemaster:I don't understand.
Johnny:Pass it on.
Gamemaster:I don't understand why people went to the parade.
Gamemaster:Because the vast majority, having been there on the ground,
Gamemaster:the vast majority of the people who were, like, swarming around,
Benny:Bye-bye.
Argyle:you
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:I think it's the atmosphere, Josh.
Gamemaster:were like two blocks removed from the path that the parade took.
Gamemaster:I don't know what they saw, but it can't have been anything.
Gamemaster:The atmosphere was a bunch of people angry at each other for being too close.
Gamemaster:And also a lot of air horns.
Gamemaster:There were so many air horns.
Gamemaster:It was mostly air horns, if I'm being honest.
Anzu:That's New York, baby.
Gamemaster:I was many floors off of the ground
Gamemaster:and it was like somebody was blowing it in my ear
Benny:53.
Argyle:you
Johnny:You won't have to go to work.
Anzu:Well, if past friends are to continue, the next time this happens, we'll probably be
Gamemaster:it was the worst
Anzu:retired.
Gamemaster:that's true
Anzu:So...
Gamemaster:that's true
Anzu:Should take another 53 years.
Gamemaster:this is the one time in my entire career
Gamemaster:in which the Knicks will win
Gamemaster:so it's fine
Gamemaster:yeah it's not really an issue
Gamemaster:I don't know.
Anzu:Josh, I hope that you're retired by then, yes.
Gamemaster:Do you think I'll be retired by then?
Benny:53.
Benny:Yes.
Gamemaster:How old will I be?
Argyle:you
Johnny:Yeah.
Anzu:Well, we don't like dead, Josh,
Gamemaster:How old am I now?
Gamemaster:I don't know these things.
Gamemaster:I'll be 81.
Gamemaster:Probably.
Gamemaster:I'll probably be retired or dead.
Benny:It is.
Gamemaster:What?
Gamemaster:What?
Benny:And 53 years over and over again.
Gamemaster:Oh.
Gamemaster:Sorry.
Gamemaster:if I'm dead
Anzu:because how are we going to play D&D if you're not around?
Benny:Thank you I didn realize Josh employed tactics similar to Wizards of the Coast to protect his IP
Johnny:Yeah.
Johnny:if Josh goes he taking us with him
Gamemaster:you're also dead
Gamemaster:trust me
Gamemaster:so
Anzu:Ha!
Gamemaster:absolutely I have a dead man switch there a bomb under each of your homes just to make sure
Argyle:you you
Anzu:Is it going to be under Jorge new home
Gamemaster:uh yeah
Johnny:It's already there.
Gamemaster:I've been talking to his builder
Anzu:Yeah, probably the easiest one to plant, actually.
Gamemaster:they're making a special secret compartment
Gamemaster:for it
Gamemaster:yeah actually
Johnny:Yeah.
Gamemaster:I have an active contract with the Pinkertons
Benny:Josh is like
Argyle:you
Johnny:Jock's gone into severe debt
Anzu:Thank you.
Gamemaster:I have a hit out on each of you
Gamemaster:if I don't check in with them every day
Benny:for the past
Benny:five years there has been a
Benny:Pinkerton no more than a hundred feet from you
Benny:at any given time
Benny:like
Benny:that was the
Gamemaster:How much does it cost to hire the Pinkertons, you think?
Johnny:to keep this going
Johnny:everyone's a Pinkerton
Benny:guy on my hike
Johnny:everyone you know
Benny:I feel like it's not going to be like an Amazon web portal to view the prices of the Pinkertons.
Argyle:you
Johnny:they don't just have it online
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:I googled how much is it to hire the Pinkertons
Benny:That would be so funny if they did.
Benny:They had like a per diem rate to follow someone around.
Gamemaster:and the first thing that comes up is
Gamemaster:an r slash no stupid
Gamemaster:questions question
Gamemaster:on reddit where the guy says
Gamemaster:Wizards of the Coast hires Pinkertons, so why can't I?
Benny:And there were, what are the comments?
Argyle:you
Johnny:What's the thing from the old lady?
Anzu:Thank you.
Gamemaster:I got some stuff that needs investigating that aren't really crimes.
Gamemaster:Like finding something I really need that belongs to an old lady
Gamemaster:and she said I could have.
Gamemaster:That's what he wants to hire the Pinkertons for.
Johnny:It could be treasure.
Gamemaster:The comments are all just basically telling him
Gamemaster:don't try to hire the Pinkertons.
Benny:Nicholas Cage asked, Nicholas Cage asked posts.
Johnny:Yeah.
Benny:I got something I looking for
Gamemaster:There are private investigators to do that Pinkerton focuses on larger contracts Okay how much do private investigators cost and is it more or less than Pinkerton
Argyle:you I returned
Johnny:you How much do you think it costs to hire the Pinkertons
Anzu:you Amazing
Benny:Much less and a lot.
Gamemaster:Jorge?
Gamemaster:Jorge?
Gamemaster:Jorge?
Argyle:tired of Pinkerton's
Gamemaster:Jorge?
Gamemaster:Jorge?
Argyle:hmm
Johnny:Yeah.
Argyle:how big's the job?
Benny:or
Johnny:Josh has hired the Pinkertons to make sure that if he doesn't check in once a day, we all die.
Anzu:That's a great deal.
Gamemaster:It's...
Argyle:Just harass someone's house that stole some magic cards?
Gamemaster:It's...
Gamemaster:Yeah.
Argyle:Oh, it's a...
Gamemaster:So four assassination requests
Gamemaster:on retainer.
Argyle:200k.
Gamemaster:That's actually really cheap
Benny:There's got to be an upfront
Gamemaster:for four assassinations.
Argyle:I don't know if it is, guys.
Anzu:I might honestly, I might reverse mortgage for that.
Gamemaster:You think your life is worth...
Argyle:I don't think Sass Nations.
Johnny:Wait, what's that?
Gamemaster:You think your life is, like,
Johnny:Is that per day?
Johnny:is that per day or is that like
Gamemaster:50k or less?
Argyle:Okay.
Argyle:Most contract,
Johnny:over the course of a year? What's the time period on that?
Anzu:Thank you.
Gamemaster:I don't think it's publicly available.
Benny:for the retainer that's got to be upfront,
Benny:and then it's probably per day until they happen.
Benny:And then the final job has another payout.
Benny:I mean, I'm just guessing.
Benny:I've not done this, so...
Johnny:Hmm
Argyle:in most contract killing cases,
Johnny:Thank you.
Argyle:the actual price paid to a hitman ranges from 5k to 15k for amateurs with intermediates to
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:Yeah, but I have them on retainer.
Argyle:average killers charging around 30k to 50k the final charge is hardly yeah i think we'd probably
Argyle:be around 5 to 10 i don't we're not we're not high profile yeah
Gamemaster:Like, it's from now until I die.
Argyle:oh
Benny:Maybe five per day, depending on how much we travel.
Gamemaster:If at any point, if at any day I don't check in with them, they kill all of you.
Argyle:oh
Gamemaster:That's like, you know, a 20-year-long contract.
Gamemaster:Five per day.
Johnny:you
Argyle:No, but they don't have to follow us.
Anzu:you
Argyle:They just have to go find us if you don't check in.
Gamemaster:Part of the lore is that they have
Benny:Yeah.
Argyle:Oh, that's a lot more.
Johnny:I'm still back on amateur hitman.
Anzu:100 feet?
Gamemaster:been stalking you since you graduated college. They've been at most 100 feet away. Yeah.
Argyle:Yeah, yeah.
Benny:Yeah.
Benny:Yeah.
Argyle:Yeah.
Anzu:100 feet?
Gamemaster:That was what Mike said. I'm just repeating.
Benny:Wow, you like feet, Tanner?
Anzu:No?
Benny:You seem shocked and surprised and delighted at 100 feet.
Argyle:Yeah.
Anzu:That sounds horrible.
Benny:That's 50 people's worth of feet, Tanner.
Benny:does it
Argyle:you
Johnny:So how about that Pathfinder, huh?
Anzu:Yes. Oh, yes.
Gamemaster:Oh, I'm sorry.
Benny:alright
Benny:no we believe you
Anzu:Definitely don't send any more.
Benny:any more than 100 feet
Benny:you don't think you can handle more than 100 feet
Benny:you'd pass out from excitement
Johnny:Oh, what is this?
Benny:it's a new
Johnny:Oh, what is this?
Anzu:Wow.
Anzu:Why is that so much louder than before?
Gamemaster:Is that loud?
Benny:it's a new
Gamemaster:I apologize
Benny:it's got new
Argyle:so for me you know it's loud because for me my brain was like wow that's music
Johnny:Oh, wait, so that's the key, Jorge.
Anzu:That was good timing, Josh.
Benny:volume settings
Gamemaster:I'm so sorry
Benny:it's a new
Benny:that was a
Gamemaster:I forgot the volume would be set
Gamemaster:I'm so sorry
Benny:genuine reaction
Benny:I mean it just
Benny:be like what
Benny:the fuck
Benny:you know
Gamemaster:It just needs to be loud
Argyle:yeah yeah there's also been a like maybe like two or three times in the car where
Johnny:If we just play music loud enough, your brain will recognize it.
Benny:Thank you Thank you Earl Red
Gamemaster:mmm good
Argyle:bailey's played some something and i'm like this is so bad i can hear it
Johnny:Thank you you Seems like they should just get on Hinge or Tinder
Anzu:Thank you.
Argyle:like this is this is not music this is like whatever this is it's not music
Gamemaster:yeah
Argyle:So far there hasn't been something that she actually likes that is normally Spotify with some girl rap.
Argyle:Yeah yeah that what that me Yeah you know you know the genre there like a there like young white women that are like i just want someone to be with me and order pizza i just want someone to be with me and
Gamemaster:you you
Anzu:you you
Argyle:like go to the movies and you're like this is a list of demands this isn't a rap
Argyle:yeah they're really pretty reasonable demands
Argyle:so you know one thing i'm that's sad about so i got my chain cut um so it now is a bracelet and a
Benny:You have a new chain.
Johnny:Oh no.
Anzu:Thank you.
Gamemaster:you
Argyle:chain um which is sad because now i can never do the slinking again
Argyle:i gotta get a slinking chain
Johnny:Got to get a new chain.
Argyle:thank you so much joy
Johnny:The point is I'll be scrolling back through my photos
Johnny:and I'll find this linking video
Johnny:and spend like a good 10 minutes
Johnny:chuckling at it.
Benny:Good.
Anzu:Good.
Gamemaster:you
Argyle:yeah how are y'all
Argyle:Oh.
Anzu:Yeah.
Anzu:You missed our chat about Josh having to push his way through the Knicks crowd today.
Johnny:Choosing, yeah.
Benny:Not having to.
Gamemaster:you
Argyle:I realize without punctuation it sounds like it's just a statement rather than first time
Benny:Volunteering.
Anzu:Oh, yes, volunteering is kind of true.
Johnny:I don't know, it was computer prep.
Anzu:right
Benny:They told him he didn't have to go into work
Johnny:First time.
Benny:and then he went into work.
Benny:Thank you you
Anzu:I got there though
Anzu:there's a gift for that
Johnny:First time
Gamemaster:you you
Argyle:yeah Tanner what up with you What your life like
Anzu:my life um My life we did some hiring recently at work and I was somewhat involved in that which
Anzu:was interesting.
Argyle:Hmm?
Anzu:reviewing resumes
Anzu:was
Anzu:like
Argyle:yeah
Johnny:you
Gamemaster:you
Anzu:just a touch depressing
Anzu:just seeing all these
Anzu:completely irrelevant resumes come in
Anzu:of people just you know
Anzu:throwing shit to the wind
Anzu:and seeing what happens
Argyle:oh stop
Anzu:but
Anzu:we found
Anzu:an absolutely ideal
Anzu:candidate and she's starting in a couple weeks, which is good because we've been
Argyle:yeah
Anzu:understaffed since like October. So.
Argyle:so
Argyle:I've done a good amount of interviews.
Benny:Thank you.
Johnny:you
Gamemaster:you
Argyle:I've never looked at resumes,
Argyle:which I imagine is just a different beast.
Anzu:Yeah, they had me screening. I was we had.
Anzu:Our job listing was up on LinkedIn and Handshake.
Anzu:my boss was doing most of the LinkedIn screening. I was doing a lot of the Handshake screening.
Argyle:Okay.
Argyle:I see.
Anzu:The Handshake was a lot of like students, you know, slash recent graduates,
Argyle:Yeah.
Johnny:you
Gamemaster:you
Anzu:because this was like, you know, about a month ago that we were doing this mostly.
Anzu:Yeah, no, that's what it's kind of meant for.
Argyle:Yeah.
Argyle:And I think in general, handshake's pretty...
Argyle:I don't know many professionals that do it that aren't from college.
Argyle:Yeah.
Anzu:So mostly I was just throwing stuff out because we were ideally looking for someone with some
Anzu:like patent experience, which not a lot of students have.
Argyle:Yeah.
Argyle:I I found when I do interviews the saddest interviews are when someone seems like a really nice person and they might even seem smart
Benny:Thank you
Johnny:you Thank you
Gamemaster:you you
Anzu:you Right
Argyle:They just don't know this job material.
Argyle:And I'm just like,
Anzu:Right.
Anzu:Right.
Argyle:and I could tell they probably really want it.
Argyle:And I'm like,
Argyle:ah,
Argyle:man,
Argyle:I really wish you just,
Argyle:you answered these riddles I had.
Argyle:I'm sorry.
Argyle:Like it just,
Argyle:unfortunately that's how this is.
Argyle:I asked you some questions and you have to know it.
Anzu:Right.
Argyle:you seem like a decent person you just don't fit this job i don't know man
Benny:Thank you.
Johnny:I like the way you phrase that, though.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:you
Argyle:but like
Johnny:It sounds like you're sitting in a room and you're like,
Johnny:Riddles three I have for thee.
Johnny:You're like, what is a door not a door?
Argyle:yeah yeah no but like i don't i don't do leak codes because i can make my own questions so
Argyle:i don't make them do leak codes and i just ask them like theory questions about this and it's
Argyle:like yeah you just don't know that theory and like i'm sure you could know that theory but like we're
Benny:Thank you.
Johnny:What?
Anzu:Yeah.
Gamemaster:A river?
Argyle:looking to hire someone who does know it and it's just you seem so nice and you seem like i bet you
Argyle:want to go home and tell your family i got a new job that i'm like i got ah god this sucks
Argyle:yeah yeah but it's better i find it's better than like those those uh
Johnny:You should have known what has a mouth but never talks.
Gamemaster:A river?
Johnny:Yeah.
Johnny:Josh can get the job.
Johnny:He can answer your riddles.
Argyle:yeah you see yeah but like if i ask like annoying quant questions where it's like hey you're not
Johnny:Josh, what is a door, not a door?
Gamemaster:Ajar?
Gamemaster:When it's ajar.
Johnny:Yeah!
Benny:Thank you.
Johnny:Okay, Josh, can we hear your company?
Anzu:Yeah, luckily, we only ended up interviewing, like, four people.
Gamemaster:Thank you.
Argyle:smart it's different than just like did you study this thing oh damn it
Argyle:Oh, that's nice.
Anzu:and this one woman who we hired was just like exactly what we needed.
Benny:Thank you.
Johnny:you
Gamemaster:you
Anzu:She worked for a competitor of ours for a couple years.
Benny:Wait until you can hire the Indian team when they replace that team with an AI team.
Argyle:This is perfect for everyone.
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:And then they closed her team in favor of their Indian based team a couple months ago.
Gamemaster:you
Anzu:So it was like she needed a job.
Anzu:We needed someone who was like up to speed.
Anzu:And that was that.
Argyle:Yeah.
Anzu:So, yeah.
Argyle:That's perfect for everyone.
Argyle:Yeah.
Anzu:So that's been going on.
Anzu:And...
Benny:for now
Argyle:well ai is more expensive than indian headcount
Johnny:It's a national security threat though.
Anzu:Well, we'll see about that.
Gamemaster:Probably.
Anzu:We.
Argyle:it's only gonna get worse the ai is only gonna get more expensive
Anzu:Yeah, probably is.
Gamemaster:Probably.
Benny:I can't believe they took away Fable from us
Argyle:well there was a
Anzu:Yeah.
Anzu:Yeah.
Benny:I asked it one question
Benny:my benchmark question and it got it right
Benny:and no other model got it right and then they took it
Benny:away from us
Benny:it took a dollar for my question
Johnny:I'm like, it's a national security threat.
Gamemaster:Well, I mean...
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:Thank you.
Gamemaster:It's because the jailbreak was so easy and Amazon had a vested interest in getting the
Benny:you
Benny:Mm-hmm.
Gamemaster:government to shut it down.
Gamemaster:Like it's entirely Anthropic's fault.
Gamemaster:Besides the fact that Anthropic as a marketing ploy went around going to everybody saying,
Argyle:yeah
Gamemaster:it's so dangerous.
Gamemaster:We just made the most dangerous model of all time.
Gamemaster:It's the most dangerous ever.
Argyle:yeah and then and then uh aws gets to go to donny t and then go there's literally
Gamemaster:It's going to ruin the world.
Gamemaster:Like I don't know what the expectation was.
Johnny:I thought I'd make the exact same joke, Mike.
Anzu:Thank you
Gamemaster:You
Benny:You just had to stop at Chinese.
Argyle:chinese spies jailbreaking this model for distillation attacks they're gonna go say less
Argyle:also anthropics already pissed him off so
Gamemaster:You
Argyle:i think that chinese uh interactions with the u is so funny because it like a cold cold War where it like not even like in russia we were literally just like yeah let go
Johnny:I thought I make the exact same joke Mike Thank you
Benny:That's true.
Benny:The Chinese are...
Benny:That's it.
Benny:That's it.
Benny:We're stopping use of the model immediately.
Gamemaster:Thank you
Benny:you you
Argyle:fight them and then let's go let's go get our rebels to go fight that rebels we're not even
Argyle:doing that we're just like maybe we're gonna buy from you but charge an extra dollar to all of our
Argyle:people first it's like maybe i'm gonna sell to you slightly more expensive it's like
Argyle:yeah
Benny:Modern Wars.
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:It's hard to go to War with somebody that you, like, actively purchase a lot of things from.
Argyle:yeah but we're also the only ones that really buy that much stuff like
Gamemaster:Yeah.
Argyle:they uh there's a recent study in the uk where they went around asking people in the uk
Argyle:if you were to rank i don't know if it's the uk or just england but if you were to rank
Argyle:uk's or england's gdp compared to the u.s states what rank would it be like would it be in the top
Benny:43rd
Johnny:32.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:68th.
Argyle:20 top blank the average response was top seven do you guys want to guess where they'd rank in state
Argyle:gdp
Argyle:51
Benny:I'll say 43
Benny:Oh Jesus Christ
Argyle:another fun stat missouri has higher literacy scores like averages than new york and california
Benny:Oh
Benny:Yeah, but that's because they started killing the kids that can't read.
Johnny:you had that one
Anzu:Oh.
Gamemaster:I...
Benny:No, no.
Benny:I think they started failing them or something.
Johnny:really fast
Gamemaster:I...
Gamemaster:I feel like I saw that
Benny:They actually started failing them in...
Johnny:you had that joke locked and loaded Mike
Argyle:well missouri used to be like
Benny:Sorry, Noah, what?
Argyle:Missouri used to be like
Johnny:that came so fast
Benny:No, I didn't know.
Benny:I didn't know.
Argyle:48 in education
Argyle:and then they actually turned it around
Benny:Well, they started failing kids.
Gamemaster:and there was something funky about
Gamemaster:their reporting. I don't
Gamemaster:remember what it is, though.
Benny:So if it like fifth grade literacy rate they don let people make it to 5th grade unless they pass 4th grade oh yeah yeah yeah
Johnny:Thank you you
Anzu:Thank you you
Gamemaster:I mean that fine that
Argyle:Okay but to be fair you should have to pass standards to go like
Argyle:you shouldn't be sixth grade and just keep getting pushed through being illiterate.
Benny:it's not like they
Benny:oh no totally
Benny:it's not like they just gave every person
Benny:in every grade Adderall and the pass rates were the same or something
Benny:it's like no no no they made sure that
Argyle:Yeah.
Benny:in order to get to a grade, you actually have to be smart enough
Benny:to be in that grade.
Argyle:Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Johnny:Amazing.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:Number go up.
Benny:So when you test them on some non-passing,
Benny:just like a literacy survey, they do really well.
Benny:Well, yeah, because we don't want fucking assholes
Benny:getting to fifth grade.
Argyle:Yeah.
Argyle:Yeah.
Benny:You do not go GDP for GDP with the US.
Benny:We care too much about it.
Benny:You don't do it.
Argyle:My favorite GDP, my favorite joke about GDP is two economists are walking in the woods.
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:one sees some bear shit
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:you
Argyle:one economist says to the other
Argyle:I'll pay you $100 to eat that bear shit
Argyle:and then the other one
Argyle:eats some of the bear shit
Argyle:and then I think
Argyle:and then the other guy goes
Argyle:I'll pay you $100 to eat the bear shit
Argyle:so he just hands the money back
Argyle:and then the guy eats the bear shit
Argyle:they go
Argyle:they don't eat the bear shit
Argyle:the money's the
Benny:I like that one a lot.
Argyle:Like, I just got my money back.
Argyle:And they go, but GDP is $200.
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:动
Gamemaster:Grandma
Gamemaster:lovely
Gamemaster:dear
Benny:Oh, yeah.
Benny:So something interesting happened over the past couple of weeks.
Gamemaster:Grant
Gamemaster:full
Benny:So my grandfather passed away.
Gamemaster:cooking
Benny:My Algerian grandfather passed away.
Argyle:Okay.
Benny:And thank you thank you And so there been a bit of drama with the will And I don know why it took like three days to get to this part of the will but there is a part that is causing a lot of drama in the will
Argyle:I'm sorry.
Gamemaster:yet Thank you
Argyle:Mm hmm.
Johnny:Very funny Very sorry
Anzu:you Thank you
Benny:So he owns, I think, three properties in Algeria.
Benny:He owns like a building.
Benny:He owns a compound with several other buildings.
Benny:And I think he has a bunch of land.
Benny:he left the building
Benny:to me and my brother
Argyle:Thank you.
Johnny:Well, very sorry about your grandpa, but congrats on the Algerian property.
Anzu:That is fascinating.
Gamemaster:Nice.
Benny:and we don't talk to that side of the family at all
Benny:so it's like everyone's around reading through and they're like
Benny:to Karim's kids?
Benny:they haven't even come to Algeria
Benny:what the fuck?
Benny:those two and the whole building?
Benny:what the hell?
Benny:so I think probably sometime in the next 6-12 months
Benny:I have to go visit because I'm now a property owner
Benny:or the will.
Benny:I think it's so funny.
Argyle:you
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:Thank you.
Gamemaster:you
Benny:I think it's so funny
Benny:because it's such a hassle
Benny:for me and my brother
Benny:and it's so annoying
Benny:for every other person.
Benny:It's like the perfect thing
Benny:to make almost no one happy.
Benny:And, oh yeah,
Benny:this is the other thing.
Benny:We can't sell it
Benny:until my dad dies.
Benny:We have to present
Benny:a death certificate
Benny:to a court in Algeria
Benny:in order to sell
Benny:and transfer the deed.
Benny:so I just have a building I can't sell it's not even in the capital of Algeria it's in like it's
Argyle:Thank you.
Johnny:you
Anzu:Thank you.
Gamemaster:you
Benny:like a six-hour train ride from the capital so I'm like my dad's like well it's near a bunch of
Benny:doctor's offices you can rent it to doctors they'll definitely move in and have their offices
Benny:there I'm like that's fine actually that's it's just like I'm on the phone with my brother and
Benny:he's like I can't believe this is how I become a property owner it is literally 5,000 miles away
Benny:I'm so I and I'm like it's perfect it's perfect he's I I think it's a very big
Benny:joke from him because he's probably like these are the only two grandkids that
Argyle:you
Johnny:you
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:you
Benny:haven't visited Algeria let's give him a
Benny:building and make them come here like it's so fucking crazy i couldn't i couldn't believe what
Argyle:Thank you.
Johnny:it's working
Anzu:I mean, hey, that's big brain.
Gamemaster:I don't
Benny:my dad was my dad was laughing explaining it and he's like sorry i just got off the
Benny:phone with my sister they're wondering what the fuck
Benny:yep yes and my dad didn't know about it my dad didn't know about it until the will was read so
Anzu:So he left it to you two, but specifically, did he put a clause with your father involved?
Anzu:No.
Gamemaster:I don't
Gamemaster:I mean, for what it's worth, not knowing Algerian law, but assuming it's sane like U.S. law,
Benny:no one actually knew he had a will until he died
Argyle:yeah i don't know if you can make a claim that a place has sane laws any place
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:you
Benny:I don't know if it's sane
Gamemaster:I don't think you can put a covenant like that on sale after death.
Benny:I don't know if it's sane
Gamemaster:Like...
Gamemaster:Well, okay, so the assumption that I'm working off of is that the modern Algerian legal system
Argyle:you
Gamemaster:is derived from the French legal system,
Gamemaster:which is also where the U.S. legal system is derived from.
Benny:we're derived from the English legal system.
Argyle:Thank you.
Johnny:you
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:So I assume...
Gamemaster:Kind of, not really.
Gamemaster:Take it up with Jefferson.
Benny:Well, English common law dictates
Benny:standard contractual practices.
Gamemaster:Yeah, but, like...
Benny:I don't know about death transfer or whatever, but...
Gamemaster:Yeah, a lot of our systems are borrowed from the French.
Gamemaster:I believe real estate ownership is one of them.
Gamemaster:regardless i i am not a i would be surprised if i could will something to somebody else
Benny:...
Benny:Sorry, no, what'd you say?
Argyle:I would be surprised that that doesn't hold in a lot of countries.
Johnny:You could do it in like,
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:that says you can't do anything with it until you're dead
Gamemaster:uh and then i die i like i would be very surprised that that that holds
Gamemaster:yeah like
Johnny:even like a weird trust.
Argyle:Yeah.
Johnny:Like a weird trust.
Argyle:You could do that in a lot of countries, I think.
Johnny:I was going to say,
Johnny:you can probably will the ownership into a trust and just have it accrue
Johnny:money and be like,
Gamemaster:I suppose it could be that that way it not given to you and then you can do certain things with it It owned by somebody else and you don gain full ownership until after this condition passes Which is fair but that seems like so much work just to be annoying to everybody
Johnny:this trust vests to whoever after they die you Bye
Benny:you yeah
Argyle:you you
Anzu:you you
Benny:it's so funny i think i think it's i think it's absolutely hilarious mainly because
Benny:it's not like i don't know it's not like i need the money from the sale so i think it's funny
Benny:but for my brother who probably would want it to like buy a house where he is he's like
Benny:bro what the fuck like
Argyle:you
Johnny:Top ten.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:Can't he just move to Algeria?
Benny:come on and it's like I don't know
Benny:it's rental income
Benny:you gotta go and that
Benny:I could
Gamemaster:You already have property there.
Benny:yeah I don't know what I would do in the fifth
Benny:largest city of Algeria
Benny:I guess
Gamemaster:Probably the same thing you'd do in the fourth largest, but with more doctors.
Johnny:That's big.
Johnny:Let's do that.
Benny:I don't know
Benny:Wikipedia page is like a hundred words
Benny:for the town like
Benny:it's
Benny:it's also if you try to look at prices to go from newark to to batna is the name of this this city
Argyle:you
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:Thank you.
Benny:uh the tickets that were quoted by google flights was 6300 for a round trip and i was like excuse
Benny:me what and then i looked at just getting to algiers which is the capital and that was like
Johnny:you
Benny:2400 and then you can take a train that's six hours or just a normal flight that's like a couple
Benny:hundred bucks. I'm like, where the fuck did this $6,000 quote come from? What the fuck are you
Benny:guys talking about? I'm not flying there for six grand. That's fucking absurd. And then my brother
Argyle:you
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:Thank you.
Benny:was like, wait, look up who's flying the plane. Like look up the, the airline. Cause my brother
Benny:has watched every episode of air disasters. So he's just like, do they have a, do they have an
Benny:FAA license? Like, are they legally allowed to fly in the U S and I'm like, well, they're not
Benny:permitted or sorry. They're not banned from EU airspace. He's like, that's a good start.
Johnny:you
Benny:And I'm like, we'll take the train.
Benny:If we're going, we're taking the train.
Argyle:So I asked i asked uh gemini and it says obviously i not a little but it like
Johnny:you
Anzu:you you
Gamemaster:you Ooh fair
Benny:Absolutely absurd I still can believe it Yeah
Argyle:it's very possible because algeria has french law but also islamic law rules
Argyle:uh which i had suspected but i didn't want to say do they have sharia law without knowing
Gamemaster:No, that's a fair point.
Argyle:they kind of do
Benny:No, they do.
Argyle:yeah I said kind of
Benny:Or, yeah.
Johnny:Yeah, it's a cost of more.
Anzu:Now then...
Gamemaster:Nice.
Argyle:just softened it because it sounds aggressive
Argyle:but they could definitely enforce this
Argyle:Islamic
Gamemaster:forced airship is a
Argyle:inheritance rules parentheses
Anzu:This kind of circles back to our Pinkerton assassination discussion.
Argyle:forced airship
Argyle:is a title
Anzu:And how much does that cost compared to the plane tickets?
Argyle:yeah
Argyle:Thank you.
Benny:Yeah, Josh, how much would it cost for your Pinkertons to follow me to Batna, Algeria?
Gamemaster:crazy well okay so there was i was trying to look this up there was that um that like
Johnny:Whoa.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:superintendent that hired the pinkertons is like a bodyguard for a while and apparently to guard
Gamemaster:him his monthly fees were anywhere from 10k to 180k so so you know
Benny:Holy fuck.
Johnny:Whoa.
Johnny:That's a big range.
Benny:What is it, $180K if he goes to 50 metal concerts inside the month?
Gamemaster:So...
Gamemaster:The article I found didn't break down how he got to that pricing,
Benny:Like, how the fuck does it get that high?
Argyle:So I'm reading up on it more a little bit.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:but it was like a million dollars over the course of not a long enough period of time for bodyguarding.
Gamemaster:So, it's a lot, I think, to have the Pinkertons just follow you around.
Benny:Bear?
Benny:Bear?
Gamemaster:I've never heard of forced airship before, but that's crazy.
Gamemaster:Thank you
Argyle:under islamic law a person can generally only leave uh up to one of their estate via written will bequest to someone who is not a mandatory heir but uh if you do something like that the property uh blah blah they would need a require approval
Benny:you
Benny:Thank you.
Johnny:Thank you Oh this is also a thing in Louisiana
Anzu:you you
Argyle:and blah blah of a mandatory heir which is probably your father in this case
Argyle:so yeah uh this actually works perfectly it's so funny
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:Well, that actually might be the French part of it.
Johnny:which was still
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:Of course.
Gamemaster:Well, yeah, because the French did away with a lot of it
Gamemaster:after they got the whole beheading people thing out of their system, I think.
Argyle:Which time?
Johnny:thing for like
Johnny:the 60s or 70s
Gamemaster:After revolutionary France.
Johnny:1980s
Gamemaster:I thought they got rid of, like, this along with a lot of outdated wedding stuff.
Argyle:They were still beheading.
Argyle:They still had guillotines.
Gamemaster:No, I know the last guillotine execution was in, like, the 1960s,
Argyle:Yeah.
Argyle:Yeah.
Argyle:Yeah, it was after starward.
Gamemaster:but that's not revolutionary France.
Gamemaster:That's not what I'm talking about. 1980s? Crazy. Wild. Wild.
Benny:What?
Argyle:Yes, after starward.
Anzu:I guess.
Johnny:I think it was like 81
Johnny:It was
Benny:There's a lot of coke.
Johnny:It was surprisingly recent
Argyle:Yes.
Benny:A lot of coke.
Gamemaster:Anyway, do we want to play some Pathfinder?
Johnny:Yeah.
Argyle:Yeah.
Benny:Yeah.
Johnny:Yeah.
Gamemaster:Oh, actually, sorry, before we continue, I do have a question. I disconnected, my computer died.
Gamemaster:While I was gone, was the music bot playing music? It should have been.
Gamemaster:Okay, cool.
Benny:I think so.
Argyle:Oh.
Anzu:I think so.
Gamemaster:It's no longer hosted on my computer.
Gamemaster:It's running on the server back there.
Gamemaster:It's also a completely different bot than the old one.
Gamemaster:I just wanted to double-check that it was actually working as intended,
Gamemaster:because I haven't tested it with people before, clearly.
Johnny:Thank you.
Benny:You can't hear us.
Gamemaster:It can't hear us. That's true. It's deafened.
Benny:Mm hmm.
Gamemaster:Not on purpose. I didn't choose for it to be deafened.
Gamemaster:I think Discord just started defaulting custom bots to join Defend and then you have to manually
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:you
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:undefin them.
Benny:As far as we know.
Argyle:No!
Johnny:Now we can talk shit about Lark.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:I don't know why I would do that.
Gamemaster:So Lark can't hear us.
Gamemaster:Well, okay, so Lark lives in the same code repository
Gamemaster:as where all of the transcripts are,
Gamemaster:so Lark could see after the fact that we talked shit about it.
Johnny:Oh, no.
Gamemaster:It just can't hear it in the middle, you know?
Benny:Oh.
Johnny:Oh, no.
Benny:Wait, is Lark in the group chat you have with all the AI talking shit about what our actions are?
Benny:we actually didn't we haven't addressed that
Gamemaster:Uh...
Benny:on a call yet have we
Argyle:it was the podcast
Johnny:We should not discuss that.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:So...
Benny:yeah it looked like you just said a social
Johnny:What was that?
Johnny:Why were they talking shit about us?
Gamemaster:So, Jorge showed me this thing a few years ago that Google made called Notebook LM,
Benny:like if you made up twitter and then
Benny:put like had people watch
Benny:our shit and then post on twitter
Gamemaster:where basically you've...
Argyle:yes
Gamemaster:Yeah, you feed it some sources, and then you can have it generate a podcast.
Benny:yeah
Gamemaster:I thought that was neat, but I wanted to play around with AI tooling myself,
Benny:Thank you.
Gamemaster:So I kind of like rebuilt that pipeline of ingest a source.
Argyle:you
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:I have like a mini rag that like hooks up to the like wiki that we have for all of the data.
Gamemaster:It reads the script.
Gamemaster:And then I gave it like the instructions of here are some hosts with their own personalities.
Gamemaster:And I want you to do like a roundtable discussion type deal going through.
Gamemaster:I did not expect it to get as snarky as it did.
Gamemaster:I did not tell it to get snarky like that. That was just the model deciding it would be right for the conversation format, I guess.
Benny:Thank you Thank you All right
Argyle:Josh is going to turn into an AI sycophant soon
Johnny:The regular summary process is in RPC.
Anzu:Some of the stuff was really good.
Gamemaster:But apparently, like, the three-person back-and-forth structure is very good for it just making fun of you guys, which it did.
Anzu:
Gamemaster:You know.
Gamemaster:The quality was better than I expected from just having an AI have a conversation with itself if you want I not I like Okay so my boss
Johnny:Thank you okay you you
Anzu:you you
Gamemaster:took a picture of me
Gamemaster:and then had an AI
Gamemaster:like turn it into a picture of me
Gamemaster:in the crowd in the parade
Gamemaster:and sent it into our Slack.
Gamemaster:And that is so weird.
Gamemaster:I don't know why he did that.
Argyle:How old is he?
Gamemaster:It feels very strange to me.
Argyle:he should know better than that
Gamemaster:Like 35?
Benny:He had to.
Johnny:That's probably nice.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:I...
Argyle:that's crazy
Gamemaster:He's a very techie guy, too.
Argyle:that's crazy
Gamemaster:The thing he did before this was
Argyle:me. That's sick though, Josh.
Gamemaster:he was the CTO of Stack Overflow.
Gamemaster:And then I guess he got, like,
Gamemaster:AI crazy.
Gamemaster:It's just a very strange thing.
Benny:He saw the trend of people stop asking questions on Stack Overflow.
Gamemaster:What?
Gamemaster:And it got to him, and he's like,
Benny:His AI thing's fucking me.
Gamemaster:if you can't beat him, join him.
Benny:I got to get into an AI job now.
Benny:oh my god he can have such a dumb fucking job pitch i've always been passionate about
Gamemaster:It's very strange.
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:the AI does answer his questions
Benny:answering people's questions i went from cto at stack overflow the ultimate question answering
Argyle:you
Benny:site and now i i work on ai which all it does is answer my questions
Benny:Thank you.
Gamemaster:that's true
Gamemaster:or it generates pictures of his co-workers
Gamemaster:very strange
Gamemaster:I don't know why you would ever ask an AI to do that
Gamemaster:but yeah
Gamemaster:either way
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:music works
Gamemaster:I sent the link if you guys want to see
Argyle:I can do it So the session started off with a group of our ragtag group the Iconoclasm group coming to on the other side of the upside down world
Gamemaster:the most recent one because that was after I had gone
Gamemaster:through I don't know if there are any particularly fun
Gamemaster:gems in there for that session but who knows
Gamemaster:does anybody
Gamemaster:want to do a recap
Benny:shit where's my notebook
Gamemaster:of the
Gamemaster:previous session if you remember
Gamemaster:if nobody remembers then we could
Gamemaster:just go home I guess
Benny:um
Gamemaster:um
Benny:let me make sure this is the right kind of pen go for it
Gamemaster:Thank you The terms are
Johnny:Thank you
Anzu:you you
Argyle:Actually, on the right side, on the upside down, on the right side world,
Argyle:we just came out of the upside down world.
Argyle:And we're going to be talking about the Iconoclasm group.
Gamemaster:real space and void space
Gamemaster:if that's useful. If you would prefer to call it real upside down, like outside, inside out,
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:way easier i wish you led with that
Johnny:you
Anzu:you
Argyle:we're we're in the downside up this is the anyway so we're in the real space we just came out
Gamemaster:you could do that too. That's fine. Sure.
Argyle:the void space most of us were kind of gutted um there's that weird abomination
Johnny:you
Argyle:there's the purple fake heart and then we go we want that thing we started so we ran over
Johnny:you
Argyle:grabbed the heart i think that might have been argyle we ran back um real like a flintstone vibe
Johnny:you
Gamemaster:Thank you.
Benny:you
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:you
Argyle:multi-hand thing and we just beat it down um right after done beating it down we spotted
Argyle:Grayson trying to do something a little
Argyle:uncouth. So we
Argyle:sent the body back into the
Argyle:void space.
Gamemaster:Eric textiles.
Benny:Bye for now.
Johnny:Eric.
Anzu:you
Argyle:And then he went, ah,
Argyle:shucks. And then we're like, we
Argyle:gotta go. So we left.
Argyle:We immediately
Argyle:walked by with the Scale
Argyle:and
Argyle:a robot, and we walked by
Argyle:the old
Argyle:yeah the the to eric textiles our gals like you guys don't have to kill the heart and they were
Argyle:like well what if we could move the heart so they went in to talk uh we just stole the the textiles and the truck sorry we didn steal it We took it And the group yeah we claimed it
Gamemaster:The original owner gone so
Benny:you Thank you
Johnny:Thank you
Anzu:you you
Argyle:Benny killed the heart very violently, pulled out Threadi core.
Argyle:We went back to our heart.
Argyle:We fed our heart, that core, and the void heart.
Argyle:We made some upgrades.
Argyle:And then we're like, we need to do a meeting of the minds.
Argyle:so we told all of our allies we're gonna do a meeting of the minds one of our allies didn't
Benny:Thank you.
Johnny:you
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:you
Argyle:respond so we go uh we're gonna go check on them who also are the scariest of our allies
Argyle:interesting choice we went we went to their front door their guard was just like nah man
Argyle:i can't let you in here and we're like are they okay and they're like uh i'm not allowed to tell
Argyle:you that we're like please and he's like okay they're here and we're like did you see them and
Argyle:he's like yeah but like i'm not currently looking at them and they're like how do you know they're
Benny:Thank you.
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:you
Argyle:safe and he's like this is kind of weird man so we just left we dropped our friends off um
Argyle:the next morning we had the actual meeting of the minds most people showed up uh the Scale
Argyle:and uh hilda brant hilda brant showed up but um prime meridian were like now we're gonna skype
Argyle:Scale people looked hungover and then we made a very uh heroic plan where we're gonna take in
Argyle:the other small factions and we're gonna pay their share proportionally to uh hildebrandt
Benny:you
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:so the the deals in general the conversations that you made last session or like the general
Argyle:and prime meridian and then give their land to uh the Protectorate that's where we left the last
Argyle:session and the Scale said they'd also help us searching for items i don't know if i like that
Argyle:idea, but that's a Jorge thing and that's separate.
Gamemaster:info that you got was Kadou from Alkahest Freight agreed to help construct a some kind
Benny:you
Johnny:you
Anzu:you
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:Thank you.
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:of device that could locate where objects of magic power reside, but his progress would be
Gamemaster:greatly hindered unless he could get his hands on a map of some kind of where you guys are going.
Gamemaster:But as part of that progress of once that thing is built, Hildebrandt volunteered to drive ahead
Gamemaster:of the Strider, ahead, voidward of the Strider, to do a little bit of scanning ahead of time.
Benny:you
Argyle:Yes.
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:come back and then let you guys know
Gamemaster:and then the Scale and you
Gamemaster:had both agreed to go out in search
Gamemaster:of magic items. I believe.
Gamemaster:Correct me if you guys feel that that
Argyle:Yes.
Gamemaster:misrepresents what happened.
Gamemaster:Um,
Gamemaster:but that all seems fine. Yeah,
Gamemaster:so we pick up
Gamemaster:today's session, uh,
Gamemaster:with, um,
Gamemaster:you had your meeting of the minds
Gamemaster:after a little bit of a false start there in the middle.
Gamemaster:Um,
Gamemaster:you're in your home
Benny:Oh.
Argyle:Should we try to find a map?
Johnny:Go exploring, see what's inside the strider, see wherever Anzu's system is.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:it had just been a tithe
Gamemaster:about a day ago
Gamemaster:so you have some time before the next one
Gamemaster:uh
Gamemaster:but there's no like
Gamemaster:thing on your agenda
Gamemaster:necessarily
Gamemaster:what do you want to do
Gamemaster:You can call...
Benny:Chuck.
Argyle:Maybe there's a map somewhere in the Strider.
Johnny:Big map.
Anzu:you
Johnny:Like maybe a 3D model.
Argyle:Who do you think would have a map?
Johnny:Where's the totem of our little guy?
Gamemaster:God, what was his name?
Gamemaster:Chuck.
Gamemaster:Right, of course.
Gamemaster:You can call Chuck if you like.
Gamemaster:But I'd also...
Gamemaster:You did get some leads
Gamemaster:if you wanted to look for a map of who might have one Which for your characters it would have been only a few minutes ago so we don need to do any rolls for Your general leads were it almost
Argyle:Okay you Okay Yep
Benny:you you
Johnny:you Thank you
Anzu:you you
Benny:you
Gamemaster:certain that the Harlequins have one, or multiple or something of that nature, they're the ones
Benny:you
Gamemaster:of piloting in place.
Gamemaster:It is also likely,
Gamemaster:or it is within the realm
Gamemaster:of likelihood, that any of the
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:we don't believe them
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:larger orgs
Gamemaster:would have one. Prime Meridian says
Gamemaster:that they didn't. That is
Gamemaster:not
Gamemaster:necessarily, it's not
Gamemaster:ridiculous, but it's
Gamemaster:it would be surprising.
Gamemaster:Protectorate said
Gamemaster:that they didn't. That's less surprising
Gamemaster:because they don't work in logistics in the same way.
Gamemaster:But then of the other large orgs that are present,
Gamemaster:maybe the Scale,
Gamemaster:although they didn't volunteer that information if they have it,
Benny:you
Argyle:So we're not getting one unless we get one from the Harlequins or Prime Meridian.
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:Yeah.
Gamemaster:and maybe the Pale Lantern Society,
Gamemaster:but they were not part of your little powwow.
Gamemaster:If you like, you can also attempt...
Gamemaster:Are you calling up Chuck to ask if he knows about that kind of info?
Gamemaster:Okay, so you...
Argyle:I think we're going to.
Anzu:Yeah.
Anzu:The Strider's Night.
Argyle:Josh, can you resend the link to the website?
Gamemaster:You need to be more specific.
Argyle:for the Strider.
Benny:I just have the page open.
Johnny:Thank you.
Gamemaster:Oh, yes, one second.
Argyle:Never mind, I say it's Strider.ready.
Argyle:It was in my history.
Gamemaster:Yeah, that's it.
Argyle:So just...
Gamemaster:Which is...
Gamemaster:It is slightly incorrect.
Gamemaster:I haven't gone in and updated it.
Gamemaster:The things that we're missing on that is
Gamemaster:there should be a connection
Gamemaster:between your heart and Radiant Arms
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:I just missed that when I was populating the map
Gamemaster:but other than that it's all
Argyle:Okay.
Argyle:we're going to need to gut
Gamemaster:there
Argyle:the
Benny:Yeah yeah well I mean would you rather
Johnny:you you
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:Thank you.
Argyle:church people.
Argyle:I still don't like that.
Benny:Alcahas Freight be sandwiched between
Argyle:Honestly,
Argyle:you know, honestly, the
Benny:the two
Argyle:scales base looks bigger
Argyle:than the two church ones, so
Argyle:maybe they're fine.
Argyle:But
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:Yeah, all right.
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:I think at least for the time being, they're probably in good shape.
Gamemaster:Um, okay, so you can pull out the figurine of Chuck and crush it and summon him to your
Argyle:We need to get this harlequin out.
Gamemaster:presence.
Gamemaster:Um, you've seen the man before, he doesn't really change his clothes.
Gamemaster:Uh, standard yellow and blue checkered pattern mask on his face.
Gamemaster:he's got this like little sash thing
Gamemaster:and a decorative scepter
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:What? No.
Johnny:I'm out.
Anzu:No, we need a map of the world
Gamemaster:of some kind pops up
Gamemaster:gives a little bow
Gamemaster:and to
Gamemaster:what do I
Gamemaster:owe servitude for? What do you need me for?
Johnny:Chucky.
Gamemaster:Of the strider that can be
Gamemaster:arranged of course
Gamemaster:Oh, I don't have one of those, I'm afraid.
Argyle:Johnny.
Anzu:ahead on the horizon.
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:Where?
Johnny:I want both.
Anzu:But you know where we might be able to find one.
Gamemaster:Oh, well, that's an entirely different question.
Gamemaster:Yes.
Anzu:And you can elaborate.
Argyle:Okay.
Gamemaster:I can.
Anzu:Please do.
Gamemaster:It's not quite in my purview.
Anzu:Who should we talk to about this To make a request No I okay
Benny:Thank you you
Argyle:you you
Johnny:you you
Gamemaster:That not quite in my purview either I do have a manager
Anzu:What I'm trying to say is, is there someone we can talk to?
Anzu:You know, to ask about this?
Anzu:Not to don't tell us they've have one or whatever, you know?
Anzu:Do you have a manager is really what I'm saying.
Gamemaster:No, you can't speak to him.
Gamemaster:If you wanted a map,
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:I'll try the perception.
Johnny:you
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:most likely the best place to check
Gamemaster:is.
Gamemaster:Can I have somebody roll...
Gamemaster:I want to check here
Gamemaster:to see how much
Gamemaster:information he would give you.
Gamemaster:I think it's probably going to be a diplomacy check.
Gamemaster:I'd like, actually, I'd like two things.
Gamemaster:I'd like a diplomacy check, and I would also
Gamemaster:like a perception check as a kind of
Gamemaster:sense motive on him.
Gamemaster:Sure.
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:We didn't level up, right?
Johnny:all the way to the bottom.
Anzu:Probably not.
Johnny:I'll minimize.
Johnny:23.
Johnny:Okay.
Johnny:So, we're going to go ahead and close this.
Gamemaster:You're still level 7.
Gamemaster:Hasn't changed.
Argyle:Okay.
Argyle:Wanty.
Gamemaster:20 for...
Argyle:Should I hero point this, guys?
Argyle:Okay.
Gamemaster:Okay, what did we get for Witch?
Gamemaster:It was 20 for Sense Motive,
Benny:you
Argyle:Yeah.
Johnny:23 for 23 for policy.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:and then what for 23 for the Diplomacy?
Gamemaster:Okay, for the sense motive, I think the immediate thing you notice, or really the only thing you notice with that role, is he seems a bit less servile than he has been in the past as a kind of general change.
Gamemaster:with a 23 he'll say if you must track down a map for whatever reason the person
Benny:you
Argyle:Oh, is it since the thing happened?
Argyle:He's like, ah, fuck you guys.
Benny:you
Argyle:you
Johnny:you
Anzu:you
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:I guess we'll go there now.
Johnny:greater
Anzu:All right.
Gamemaster:who would best know where that would be located would be in the library on the
Gamemaster:Strider. You'd be looking for the... not librarian, what would it be? Curator?
Gamemaster:Curator Oceloth? That would be who you wish to speak to.
Johnny:awesome
Johnny:where
Gamemaster:I'm afraid I can't tell you anymore. That's not my purview.
Johnny:you
Anzu:Well, that was helpful.
Gamemaster:Of course.
Anzu:Thanks, Chuck.
Benny:here the whole time and you haven't figured it out,
Argyle:Thank you, Chuck.
Johnny:Thanks.
Anzu:We've been very busy.
Benny:we'll bump on Zoom.
Gamemaster:Oh, also, I was supposed to inform you.
Gamemaster:Due to the events of last night,
Gamemaster:the former leader of Verdant Holdings
Gamemaster:was unfortunately killed in the proceedings and they are in the middle of electing a new one
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:Thank you.
Johnny:We can't put our name.
Anzu:And they're electing a leader from within who remains.
Gamemaster:just as a general FYI.
Gamemaster:I assume so.
Anzu:Well, because if somebody else were to catch up to this driver and show up, they wouldn't be admitted, would they?
Gamemaster:I don't see why not.
Anzu:Oh, they might be.
Anzu:So if Verdant Holdings wanted to send a new representative, it would be allowed.
Gamemaster:Perhaps.
Gamemaster:If they were aware of the issue and chose to send someone new, perhaps.
Benny:Do they take walk-ons?
Argyle:Do we know if any other groups are going to this election thing or trying to influence
Johnny:We can't.
Anzu:Thank you.
Argyle:it?
Gamemaster:Do you know? No.
Argyle:Do you know?
Gamemaster:No.
Johnny:Do you think outsiders can put their names in?
Argyle:Okay.
Johnny:Can one of us run for new president?
Argyle:Hmm.
Gamemaster:Are you a member of Virgin Toltings?
Argyle:Okay.
Johnny:Yeah.
Argyle:Okay.
Gamemaster:Then yes If you are then yes I don think so I suppose you could ask Yes
Argyle:Okay Okay Are you the same chuck we been working with seems like a you changed a little
Johnny:If we not we can
Benny:you Nice
Anzu:you Thank you
Johnny:Feels like...
Argyle:are you lying i don't know if you're lying to me i feel like you're lying to me
Gamemaster:No.
Gamemaster:I'm not. I would never.
Argyle:i don't believe you anywho thank you for the heads up
Gamemaster:Of course.
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:Well, you gotta just start asking him.
Johnny:You know, like.
Anzu:Oh, and since you mentioned it, a map of the Strider would be useful.
Gamemaster:I'm sure it would be.
Gamemaster:And then he'll give you a little figurine
Gamemaster:and poof into dust.
Anzu:He's the one that brought up that map.
Anzu:So why don't you give me attitude for that?
Johnny:Yeah, put on an engine, see if they let outsiders in.
Argyle:You gotta start asking him in Biddles.
Argyle:Ask for it next time.
Argyle:Alright.
Argyle:Should we go pop over to Verdant Oldings
Gamemaster:uh
Argyle:and then the library?
Argyle:Or...
Benny:gross
Argyle:Well, I don't want Grayson to dip his toes into the election.
Anzu:I don't know.
Anzu:Yeah, I mean, it's definitely worth checking out.
Anzu:I don't know if they're really going to be happy to hear from anybody.
Argyle:Which one of those guys was it there?
Johnny:I will.
Anzu:I think he was like a dwarf or something.
Gamemaster:uh
Gamemaster:he was a dwarven oriad
Anzu:Okay.
Gamemaster:He was the dude that was made out of stone with like the mossy beard.
Gamemaster:He was having the discussion with Jethro, the guy from
Benny:you
Argyle:he was dead he was dead before he got there yeah yeah yeah yeah
Anzu:Thank you.
Gamemaster:Ternion Holdings. You protected Jethro. You didn't end up protecting this guy, so he got eviscerated.
Gamemaster:He was. You didn't like move towards them until after he was already dead.
Gamemaster:I'm not saying like you chose one or the other. I'm just saying of the conversation there, you like, you saved Jethro,
Argyle:yeah
Argyle:yeah
Gamemaster:you didn't have the chance to save Cross was his name. So he got, he got eaten.
Johnny:Thank you you
Argyle:um
Argyle:okay before before the uh the new uh members of our org leave i just want to give them a heads up pack secretly
Gamemaster:Thank you What
Benny:you you
Anzu:you you
Argyle:And we'll
Argyle:go pick you guys up tonight.
Gamemaster:Okay.
Gamemaster:Sure.
Argyle:Obviously,
Argyle:I don't need to tell you guys
Argyle:there's some danger
Argyle:on the Strider, so don't let people
Argyle:know our plans and we'll come get you in the middle
Argyle:of the night so no one intercepts, you know.
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:yeah
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:Thank you.
Gamemaster:That is an understatement.
Argyle:yeah
Gamemaster:I'll pack lightly.
Argyle:all right
Argyle:um
Gamemaster:And you can send them all back on their way.
Argyle:yeah
Gamemaster:You're now alone in your home.
Gamemaster:Well, it's you guys and the twins.
Gamemaster:And your heart.
Argyle:um
Argyle:let's uh
Argyle:pass by verdant holdings
Argyle:then passed by Jethro. He said he'd give me something.
Benny:Thank you.
Johnny:Ani, Aniq, what are you tubing up to?
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:One second.
Argyle:And then
Argyle:we'll go to the library.
Johnny:I noticed you went at the shindig last night.
Johnny:I can't help but notice you didn't answer the question.
Gamemaster:Anouk
Gamemaster:will say
Gamemaster:we're not really one for
Gamemaster:discussions
Gamemaster:with other groups. We kind of figured
Gamemaster:we'd let you handle
Gamemaster:all of that.
Argyle:It feels like that wouldn't take that long for you guys.
Benny:Thank you.
Johnny:No.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:I answered parts of it, kind of.
Johnny:No.
Gamemaster:Well, amongst other things, we've been working on replacing your car bonnet.
Johnny:What are you guys not telling us?
Gamemaster:It a pretty high vehicle and as such it requires high construction Roll deception roll deception 34 I mean
Argyle:That's like half a day to a day, Max.
Johnny:I gonna use lie to me is this person are they lying to me What is happening right now I asked
Argyle:What the hell are you doing to this I kind of worried that they making like I don know a flamethrower for it or something
Benny:you you
Anzu:you you
Johnny:Bomb.
Johnny:34.
Gamemaster:I don't know like you can't
Gamemaster:actually read her mind
Gamemaster:so the 34 I think
Gamemaster:just tells you what Noah suspects
Gamemaster:which is she's
Gamemaster:not being forthcoming in the
Gamemaster:information that she's giving you
Gamemaster:I think you believe it to be true that they did spend some portion of their time working on replacing the bonnet of your car.
Benny:you
Argyle:I made the holy water
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:I do not think that Johnny would believe that they've spent the majority of the past week doing some, like, making a little bit of holy water and replacing the bonnet of the car.
Argyle:rocket boots
Gamemaster:No, you did.
Gamemaster:I forget what you asked them to make.
Gamemaster:And they did earnestly work on, yeah, the rocket boots, the blast boots.
Gamemaster:It's just, yeah, they did do things for you that you asked.
Benny:you
Argyle:We've also been telling them to...
Johnny:I'm gonna take my sunglasses off.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:They've also just clearly been doing something else.
Argyle:Also, if you can, continue with the defenses around the place.
Gamemaster:Yeah, yeah, protect the place.
Gamemaster:a moat
Argyle:We want a fortress.
Johnny:Getting really serious.
Benny:you
Argyle:I want, think like an island fortress.
Benny:you
Argyle:So it's still kind of stylish, but very fortifiable from pirates.
Argyle:But still, you could relax, you know?
Gamemaster:yeah we've
Gamemaster:been over this
Argyle:Maybe a pool on a roof, but...
Gamemaster:you want sorry
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:I forgot about the moat, guys.
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:you want a moat and then land
Gamemaster:and then water on top of the land
Gamemaster:Well, yeah, so you have a garage, but if you want like a separate set of walls and a gate,
Argyle:But I kind of want that.
Argyle:But we can just start with the moat.
Argyle:And walls, obviously.
Argyle:And then a gate for our vehicles.
Gamemaster:you can also do that.
Argyle:Yeah.
Gamemaster:That's doable.
Gamemaster:Also, I'm trying to double check.
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:you
Johnny:you
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:I'm looking through my notes.
Gamemaster:You mentioned that Jethro promised you something, and I'm trying to figure out.
Benny:This is
Argyle:yeah Jethro said
Johnny:you
Anzu:Thank you.
Gamemaster:which I throw had in mind when I said that if I set that
Argyle:come by my place tomorrow morning Endel
Benny:Jethro of
Benny:Thank you.
Gamemaster:turning in heavy industries
Gamemaster:give me a second
Gamemaster:well while I'm doing this you guys what are you planning on doing
Argyle:Yeah.
Johnny:I think the more people on our side, the better.
Anzu:Verdon Holdings.
Gamemaster:Okay.
Argyle:Should we try to get them to join us,
Argyle:or do you think that'll cause a rift with Hildebrandt?
Argyle:Because it would be cool if we got a plane.
Anzu:Verdon Holdings are not the plain people.
Benny:I think it's worth it.
Anzu:That's Ternion.
Argyle:No, I know.
Argyle:That's what I'm talking about.
Anzu:Oh.
Anzu:Yeah we just gotta survive
Johnny:I think the business interests at this point are sort of out the window.
Argyle:Yeah.
Argyle:yeah
Johnny:Are they?
Gamemaster:Thank you.
Argyle:we'll let this
Argyle:type cycle work or we try to get them
Argyle:now we'll see they offer
Argyle:us a plane we might have to take it
Argyle:imagine scouting ahead if
Benny:Well, when I was in the Air Force...
Anzu:I don't know how to fly a plane.
Johnny:I bet you can hear it now.
Argyle:especially if we could jump and scouting
Argyle:ahead and we just
Argyle:oh you don't
Argyle:I thought you knew how to fly
Johnny:You're smart.
Anzu:Yeah, probably.
Johnny:Which one of us has the least chances of survival from the plane?
Argyle:hmm
Gamemaster:Okay I understand Now I specifically thought Argyle was a lizard and that because you played another character that had the same build as Argyle
Anzu:I could survive a jump from a plane.
Benny:No, I'm joking.
Benny:Yeah, you're the last person we want being a pilot.
Argyle:hmm
Argyle:I can believe you guys thought Argyle was a lizard So it wasn the same build
Benny:You have no stake.
Benny:the safety of the plane.
Anzu:I'll be fine.
Johnny:That's we want to fly it.
Anzu:Yeah, that's a great point.
Benny:The densest,
Benny:which is why I'm flying.
Johnny:Probably you.
Benny:Thank you.
Anzu:you
Johnny:Thank you
Gamemaster:but was a lizard in a one-shot previously.
Gamemaster:It was a very close build.
Gamemaster:I know, because you were planning on using that as a test ground to see if you liked the class.
Gamemaster:um either way i figured out where the whole jethro promised you something was from and why i can't
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:I heard it.
Johnny:you
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:figure it out what jethro said was and your reading of this is correct but just just to
Gamemaster:refresh everybody uh because this was more than two weeks ago at this point uh jethro said i ought
Gamemaster:to help you uh i ought to thank you for saving my life and then offered to like have you guys come
Gamemaster:over to turn in at a later date uh just just to clarify um well that's fine so sorry are you
Gamemaster:going to Ternion or are you going to Verdun?
Argyle:I'm going to pass through.
Gamemaster:Verdun.
Gamemaster:Okay. Absolutely.
Benny:Raw potatoes.
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:you
Argyle:We're going to bring some food.
Argyle:Is there a cuisine that's popular in the Citadel?
Argyle:That's like some baked good or something that other people...
Argyle:I bring that.
Gamemaster:Okay.
Gamemaster:Okay. Sure.
Gamemaster:Uh.
Argyle:Tiramisu, whatever it is.
Argyle:I bring whatever some sheet thing...
Gamemaster:I
Gamemaster:so given that the Scale is like a high altitude mountain area i don't know if tiramisu is
Argyle:what are some Peruvian desserts
Benny:you
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:necessarily the but yeah that's fine we could say it's canon now tiramisu is a specialty of the Scale
Gamemaster:um that's fine
Gamemaster:ah you can make brigadieros which are like little fudge balls those are tasty
Argyle:yeah that might be Brazilian though
Gamemaster:It's all Latin American.
Gamemaster:Sorry not Latin American because Brazil isn I learned about making Is it considered Latin America Oh it not Hispanic American I don know I know about it because I learned it from my grandmother and my grandmother learned it in Peru
Argyle:yeah
Argyle:No no Brazil is actually a Latin American just not Hispanic American Yeah yeah We making Timber Soup
Benny:you Thank you
Johnny:Thank you
Anzu:you you
Argyle:Oh, okay, cool.
Gamemaster:So I know it's Peruvian in some form.
Argyle:We'll do Brigaderos.
Gamemaster:It's also Brazilian.
Argyle:We'll do Brigaderos.
Gamemaster:Sure.
Gamemaster:Sure, you bring over...
Gamemaster:It's gone from tiramisu to little fudge balls.
Gamemaster:That's fine.
Gamemaster:You can head over to Verdant.
Gamemaster:Can I get a perception check
Gamemaster:as you guys make the rounds over towards
Gamemaster:Merton Holdings, because you guys actually haven't been
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:I'll take a perception check.
Johnny:I don't see too much.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:to this particular
Gamemaster:area before.
Gamemaster:Oh.
Johnny:It's Verdant Holdings, all right.
Argyle:Ah!
Argyle:Another 20.
Argyle:You know what?
Gamemaster:Another 20.
Argyle:I'm going to...
Argyle:Let me receive...
Gamemaster:Okay.
Argyle:Yeah.
Gamemaster:I...
Gamemaster:Every time you recede, it's so dumb.
Argyle:So I'm an expert.
Argyle:Is that plus 4?
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:Nah, I'm not going to do it on this.
Johnny:18.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:If you're doing Mythic and you're Expert, it's plus six.
Argyle:I'm not going to do it on this.
Gamemaster:Okay.
Argyle:I'll save it.
Argyle:20.
Gamemaster:Sure.
Gamemaster:So what did we actually get?
Gamemaster:What were the numbers?
Gamemaster:And 20 and 18.
Gamemaster:Okay.
Gamemaster:So, from the exterior, the Verdant Holdings base is, it's not, it's not particularly large.
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:Okay.
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:It's definitely, they're like a mid-size org, comparing, like, going from, you know,
Gamemaster:Amber Call and Pan Lantern all the way down to what Garrick was.
Gamemaster:They're kind of in the middle.
Gamemaster:Their whole deal is, they are an agricultural company, primarily.
Gamemaster:And that is pretty evident by their kind of they have a compound as well It not just one building it a set of buildings It is relatively open There aren really people patrolling as you guys approach For whatever reason it doesn seem like they particularly on guard right now
Benny:you Thank you
Argyle:you you
Johnny:you you
Anzu:you you
Gamemaster:You don't know if that's like a cultural org thing,
Gamemaster:or if perhaps there's been some event that might be taking their attention.
Gamemaster:But the way it's set up is there are a number of what almost look to be
Gamemaster:like temporary greenhouses of a nature.
Benny:you
Argyle:you
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:They're these kind of metal framed setups
Gamemaster:with tarps thrown over that you can see
Gamemaster:that they've got a, it's not quite hydroponics,
Gamemaster:but it's in that Fane of these set of arrayed pots
Gamemaster:with what look to be a number of magical implements
Gamemaster:in each one that act as kind of feeds for water
Gamemaster:and nutrients and perhaps sunlight in some of them.
Gamemaster:There's a manner of plants and the like.
Benny:you
Argyle:Hello.
Johnny:you
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:You can see, despite the fact that they've only been here for at most a week,
Gamemaster:it looks like they already have a pretty good crop of this weird vegetable-looking thing.
Gamemaster:It almost kind of looks like a zucchini growing off of a vine coming in.
Gamemaster:clearly influenced in some way to grow faster than would normally occur in the wild.
Gamemaster:Moving throughout, you can see that there is, as you approach, there are one or two people in these
Benny:you
Argyle:Silence.
Johnny:you
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:tents, it looks like, actively taking care of the plants, performing some horticultury,
Gamemaster:if that's a word, I don't think it is, but the vast majority of people appear to be in this
Argyle:Silence.
Gamemaster:kind of open central, almost picnic-like area in the middle of all of the tents.
Gamemaster:There is clearly a permanent structure behind them that you gather is where they do like eating and sleeping and where their heart probably lives,
Gamemaster:but it seems that there's a middle area
Gamemaster:amidst all of the various greenhouses and that permanent structure and the like that have these set of
Benny:you
Argyle:you
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:you
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:All right.
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:of wooden tables with integrated benches
Gamemaster:that really do look like picnic benches
Gamemaster:that you would see at a park or something of the nature.
Gamemaster:And there are maybe 12 or 13 people sat around them
Gamemaster:in some kind of discussion.
Gamemaster:As you approach, you're not close enough
Gamemaster:to actually make out what's happening,
Gamemaster:but they look pretty fervent.
Gamemaster:I think you'd probably be noticed,
Gamemaster:assuming you're not trying to be stealthy.
Gamemaster:You can see that one person, a taller looking, honestly a little flashback inducing, maybe eightish feet tall, kind of rotund, yellowish skin, half Giant-esque, very Hlarf-like if one had to attribute that to a person.
Benny:you
Argyle:Er.
Johnny:you
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:sees you and, like, nudges the person sat next to them,
Gamemaster:the one that looks like had been doing a lot of the talking.
Benny:you
Argyle:Okay.
Johnny:you
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:They are themselves a kind of bespectacled, shorter-looking,
Gamemaster:they look like a gnome.
Gamemaster:It's kind of hard to tell quite how old they are age-wise.
Gamemaster:You're far enough away, you don't see, like, any wrinkles or anything on that,
Gamemaster:but they clearly command some amount of respect,
Gamemaster:so you gather they're in a more senior position.
Gamemaster:And the half-Giant, after seeing you and letting everybody else know,
Gamemaster:um, will let you guys approach, uh, and say, what do you want? We're busy.
Benny:Thank you
Argyle:Johnny
Johnny:We've heard there's a vote going on.
Anzu:Thank you you you
Argyle:Johnny
Johnny:Is that open to anyone?
Johnny:Or...
Gamemaster:Oh, sorry, uh, just one more detail, uh, uh, before we get to that.
Argyle:you're the worst face
Johnny:It genuine He asking you genuinely
Gamemaster:Uh,
Argyle:you're gonna get our group killed
Gamemaster:I will note that, you guys had seen this before at the party,
Argyle:why did you be a face
Argyle:you're the most punchable face
Argyle:Yeah Yeah
Gamemaster:but the majority of the people here their raiments have this deep
Gamemaster:red fiery coloration
Gamemaster:that you would associate with the air
Gamemaster:that you gather
Gamemaster:is kind of the predominant
Gamemaster:denomination around the
Gamemaster:Burden Holdings group in general
Gamemaster:the big guy will say
Gamemaster:yeah we're old enough
Gamemaster:vote? No, we're not letting outsiders in.
Benny:you
Argyle:and uh argyle goes from his like little pocket square and pulls out a little business card and
Johnny:Dang, well it's worth a shot.
Anzu:you
Johnny:We brought you some treats.
Johnny:After last night's events, very sorry for your loss, we're trying to tighten the bonds
Benny:you
Johnny:of everyone, you know, for survival's sake.
Benny:you
Johnny:I'll gesture to the chocolate balls.
Argyle:goes i'm a licensed doctor and surgeon in case you need anyone to attend to wounds after the
Gamemaster:The half-Giant will reach out and take the business card.
Argyle:conflict
Benny:you
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:Well, we just wanted to extend some condolences.
Gamemaster:His hands are massive, so it looks like he's pinching a very, very small piece of paper between his hands when he takes it.
Gamemaster:He says, frankly, you're a bit late.
Gamemaster:So...
Anzu:we wish you luck in electing your new leader.
Gamemaster:Thanks.
Argyle:And.
Benny:Thank you.
Johnny:Our goal is to make sure it doesn't happen again.
Argyle:And.
Gamemaster:Thanks.
Johnny:And if it does, to not be late next time.
Johnny:Hey, we have a scheme going on with sort of a group chat
Johnny:with a bunch of other people,
Johnny:if you'd like to get in on that.
Gamemaster:What would be the benefit?
Johnny:We'd love to have you.
Gamemaster:What would be the benefit?
Gamemaster:you'd protect us
Johnny:Group protection.
Johnny:We're currently trying to scout ahead
Johnny:to see how we can best prepare.
Argyle:We have some group stuff.
Anzu:Thank you you
Argyle:You'd have to be in the group to know.
Argyle:you
Benny:Thank you
Argyle:Very familiar with the term allies.
Johnny:We protect each other Everyone protects everyone else
Gamemaster:hmm so you saying that we have to put some of our people towards protecting you
Johnny:When we protect you, you protect us. Everyone else would protect us as well.
Johnny:And we protect them. It's like one big circle.
Johnny:But we're all stronger together.
Gamemaster:Who else is in a...
Gamemaster:No, I understand.
Gamemaster:I'm just trying to figure out the value proposition.
Argyle:Hmm.
Argyle:Would you like us to protect you?
Gamemaster:Who else is in your little alliance?
Benny:you
Argyle:No, Matt.
Johnny:I look at Argyle for permission on if I can just start spouting out names.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:Who else is in your alliance?
Gamemaster:Yeah.
Gamemaster:I'm afraid there is a bit of a conflict there.
Argyle:That's on you.
Argyle:I don't care.
Argyle:I don't care.
Johnny:I'll just list off.
Johnny:Okay, we got...
Johnny:Which is a significant portion of folks.
Gamemaster:that I don't know.
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:do you not get along with
Johnny:We feel like business interests might take a back seat given the life or death danger
Anzu:Well, it is possible that our unique circumstances on this craft, you know, could change things.
Gamemaster:You clearly didn't ask the rest of your members
Gamemaster:if it would be okay to reach out to us, did you?
Argyle:uh
Gamemaster:Hildebrandt.
Gamemaster:We had a bit of a scuffle a while back.
Gamemaster:We've not been on good terms since.
Argyle:well
Gamemaster:I suppose
Gamemaster:I have nothing against Hildebrandt
Johnny:we're facing.
Benny:you
Argyle:Well, if you'd ever be open to breaking some bread, we can also coordinate that as well,
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:in particular
Gamemaster:Verdon Holdings
Gamemaster:has some opinions about Hildebrandt
Gamemaster:the person
Gamemaster:but the company not so much
Gamemaster:they have strong opinions about us
Gamemaster:so
Gamemaster:how about you get back to us
Johnny:Quite frankly we don't.
Argyle:if they're open to it.
Gamemaster:we're not against the idea
Gamemaster:I wouldn't say I'm for it
Johnny:you
Gamemaster:especially given that I don know if you noticed but I been talking for the group it not a done deal that I actually end up being somebody with the power to do that can I get a sense motive as well in
Benny:Thank you
Argyle:yeah yeah well good luck
Johnny:That's some audience.
Anzu:you you
Argyle:33 finally
Gamemaster:general a perception check
Johnny:I need a sense motive.
Gamemaster:33 okay so
Gamemaster:I'm gonna wait to see if he gets a higher number just in case maybe you get a crit if you learn more stuff
Benny:you
Argyle:you
Johnny:I can only do it if I, I don't think I will. Yeah, I did not.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:Okay 33 there is
Gamemaster:Depending on the person subtle or not so subtle split in reactions to this guy talking
Gamemaster:There are quite a few people crowded around him that are obviously deferring to him
Gamemaster:He holds some seniority.
Gamemaster:He has, at the very least,
Gamemaster:it seems like in terms of Verdant Holdings' hierarchy,
Benny:you
Argyle:Mm-hmm.
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:he is the person who is in charge.
Gamemaster:But it seems that there's some dissent
Gamemaster:amongst the people in Verdant Holdings.
Gamemaster:There are a few people that are either
Gamemaster:not paying attention to him talking
Gamemaster:or being actively dismissive in some form.
Gamemaster:The rule is high enough.
Gamemaster:They're not showing contempt on their faces
Gamemaster:or anything like that,
Gamemaster:but you can tell from the expressions they're not necessarily happy with him speaking for it.
Argyle:Mm-hmm.
Gamemaster:It looks like, though, the majority of those people who are unhappy
Gamemaster:don't look to be in a position to say, no, what are you doing?
Benny:you
Argyle:Thank you.
Johnny:you
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:The only person that seems to, like, in any form hold any amount of power here that isn't this guy
Gamemaster:is the person who sat right next to him,
Gamemaster:who it looked like was leading a lot of the conversation before you guys approached that gnome,
Gamemaster:who hasn't said anything
Gamemaster:has been content to let this guy
Gamemaster:talk and to be the face of Vern Holdings
Gamemaster:well you guys have been up
Gamemaster:I'll say
Gamemaster:you know
Benny:you
Argyle:Enjoy the Brigadieros.
Johnny:you
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:of course
Argyle:You can always reach out to us.
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:Okay.
Johnny:I'm Johnny, by the way.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:I will, um...
Gamemaster:I will keep you in mind.
Gamemaster:You get back to us if you end up seeing a...
Johnny:What was your name again?
Johnny:Go for a handshake.
Gamemaster:He'll put out his hand.
Gamemaster:His hand, like, fully covers yours
Gamemaster:when he goes for the handshake.
Gamemaster:Dr. Thrain.
Johnny:Doctor of Maine.
Johnny:What are you a doctor of?
Gamemaster:Botany.
Johnny:Oh, cool.
Johnny:Neat.
Benny:I'm Benny.
Argyle:Dr. Argyle Cross, you've already seen my name.
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:What are you a doctor of?
Argyle:Surgery and medicine.
Gamemaster:Oh.
Gamemaster:A medical doctor.
Argyle:And theology.
Benny:I'm not.
Gamemaster:What are you a doctor of?
Benny:
Gamemaster:Oh, that makes sense.
Argyle:He's a child.
Gamemaster:You look like a child.
Benny:Mm-hmm.
Gamemaster:I just asked.
Gamemaster:You were asking me things.
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:All right, well.
Johnny:Best of luck with your elections. We hope to hear some more from you.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:Sure. I think we're waiting on your response. You were the one that was supposed to talk to Hiltbrand.
Gamemaster:I don't know if there will be much, given that you will be here.
Argyle:Yeah.
Argyle:We'll let you know regardless.
Gamemaster:I'm sure you'll hear of us at the very least when we figure out who the leader of our ragtag group is.
Argyle:And I just want to extend an offer.
Argyle:Even if you don't formally work with the group,
Benny:So.
Argyle:If you guys ever are in a dire strait,
Johnny:Thank you you you
Anzu:All right.
Gamemaster:We'll keep that in mind.
Argyle:you can send us a message.
Gamemaster:And they, uh, they kind of wait for you to leave.
Argyle:To the library!
Gamemaster:When you say you're going to the library, what does that mean?
Argyle:Is there not just a library next to the gym?
Gamemaster:No there isn a library in the um in the like little central town thing Uh Yusuf and Chuck Um Yusuf and Chuck and Chuck
Anzu:Oh my God Yeah crush the thing
Argyle:I summit chuck
Benny:you Thank you
Gamemaster:looks a little different now. Um, he's still got, like, the harlequin robes on, uh, but he's clearly
Gamemaster:paid less attention to how neat it looks, necessarily. Um, he's, like, he hasn't done
Gamemaster:his pocket square correctly.
Benny:you
Argyle:you
Johnny:Please do it right now.
Anzu:Did you get the map of the Strider for us?
Gamemaster:He's not
Gamemaster:waving around his scepter.
Gamemaster:Yep.
Gamemaster:No.
Anzu:Could you perhaps do that?
Gamemaster:I could.
Anzu:When can we expect it?
Gamemaster:Now,
Gamemaster:I actually think this is pretty fun.
Gamemaster:So I'm going to let you two talk to each other.
Gamemaster:because I immediately see the little whoopsie daisy
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:you
Johnny:Chuck, give us the map right now.
Anzu:Connie, go ahead.
Gamemaster:in the how long will it take for you to get it.
Gamemaster:So I'm going to let you ask that again if you like.
Johnny:If you can't give it to us at this exact moment, get us the map immediately and then bring
Johnny:it to us immediately without hesitation or shenanigans.
Gamemaster:Listen.
Benny:you
Argyle:The parchment.
Johnny:I opened the paper.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:He reaches into his robes, and he hands you a piece of furled parchment.
Benny:you
Gamemaster:And then he hands you a little figurine, and he says,
Benny:you
Gamemaster:You put the no shenanigans clause only on the if I can't give you a map immediately, which is rookie mistake.
Benny:you
Benny:you
Gamemaster:And he fades into dust.
Gamemaster:it is a very very crude map of the exterior of the strider where it just outlines like the general hexagonal structure and the little groups where each faction is There are no landmarks that would indicate where a library is in particular
Benny:you Thank you
Argyle:you you
Johnny:you Do we summon him again and just say lead us by the shortest route to the library
Anzu:you Yes
Johnny:I resummoned Chuck.
Gamemaster:Chuck comes back. He is...
Gamemaster:He's currently like licking his fingers like he just finished a particularly messy meal.
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:State fist.
Johnny:No shenanigans. Lead us by the quickest, most direct route,
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:He's taken one glove off of his costume.
Gamemaster:You just spoke to me.
Johnny:quickest by our standards, to the library immediately.
Gamemaster:Okay.
Gamemaster:Okay.
Argyle:State fist.
Johnny:Safest, also the safest.
Gamemaster:Well, wait, which do you want, quickest or safest?
Gamemaster:I'm letting you choose.
Benny:We want this route to be so good it's scary.
Argyle:the quickest route that would be least likely to cause us harm.
Johnny:Okay, save it.
Anzu:Just give us the quickest.
Johnny:No, that's different.
Gamemaster:So the safest.
Argyle:No, the quickest route.
Argyle:That's not what that means.
Gamemaster:You want the quickest of the safest rounds.
Johnny:Silence.
Argyle:Yes.
Gamemaster:Okay.
Argyle:Yes.
Gamemaster:Um,
Gamemaster:sure. Do you want me to,
Gamemaster:do you want me to spawn a floating disc?
Gamemaster:Take you there that way? That'd be
Gamemaster:faster than if you had to walk.
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:We'll walk.
Johnny:I'm really worried that if we spawn the floating disc he's going to drop us somehow in a pit.
Anzu:you
Argyle:We'll walk.
Gamemaster:Okay.
Gamemaster:Fine with me.
Gamemaster:And then he'll start walking.
Gamemaster:He starts walking north.
Gamemaster:You're in the city, like, looking around,
Gamemaster:looking for a library and stuff.
Gamemaster:And he starts heading north out of the city
Gamemaster:towards the front of the Strider.
Gamemaster:No rule necessary, you know the direction
Gamemaster:that he's headed in.
Gamemaster:This is not a location that you have been to yet He is heading towards where if they were a traditional org in the same way as all of the other ones this would be where the Harlequin Fane is
Benny:Thank you you
Argyle:you okay
Johnny:Thank you
Anzu:you you
Gamemaster:where their heart and their base and all that kind of stuff is.
Argyle:okay
Gamemaster:You start walking forward.
Gamemaster:You eventually crest a hill.
Gamemaster:It's artificial.
Gamemaster:It's like a mound of dirt.
Gamemaster:You're on a flat plain on the top of the Strider.
Benny:you
Argyle:I wonder why.
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:before the Harlequin base comes into view.
Gamemaster:It is not, as one might expect, a circus.
Gamemaster:It is like a more traditional set of buildings.
Gamemaster:It is clearly the most developed of the areas on the Strider.
Gamemaster:They have the advantage of both knowing
Argyle:Yeah, I wonder why.
Gamemaster:what was going to happen ahead of time,
Benny:you
Argyle:Thank you.
Johnny:you
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:as well as being here longer than everybody else
Gamemaster:by a good six months.
Benny:you
Gamemaster:This is a fame that you're entering into,
Gamemaster:of no doubt,
Gamemaster:which does tell you something.
Benny:you
Benny:you
Gamemaster:They do have a heart.
Gamemaster:It seems that they are, at the very least,
Benny:you
Gamemaster:playing by some of the rules
Gamemaster:that everybody else has to follow on the Strider.
Benny:you
Gamemaster:I say some,
Gamemaster:Because everybody was restricted to one vehicle, give or take.
Benny:you
Argyle:Motherfuckers.
Johnny:you
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:And there are clearly more people, or more people, harlequins,
Gamemaster:in what is, as best you can tell, a small town near the front of the Strider
Gamemaster:than you would see in any of the other areas that have up to maybe 20 people if they managed to squeeze them.
Gamemaster:This small town has a number of buildings.
Gamemaster:It's all of a...
Gamemaster:They're colorful.
Gamemaster:The architectural style is interesting.
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:you
Johnny:you
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:Gosh, I don't know what kind of role to have you make here.
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:society.
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:What are we trying to do?
Gamemaster:I think it's going to be a recall knowledge check of some kind.
Gamemaster:Maybe society.
Anzu:What are we trying to do?
Gamemaster:I think I'll allow society or occultism here,
Gamemaster:and there's different info you'll learn from those checks.
Argyle:What about more like, griping?
Gamemaster:Okay, so the thing that I was actually thinking of is
Gamemaster:what is the equivalent of a stonework, like, masonry advantage from 5e?
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:Yeah, no, no.
Johnny:I'm theater.
Anzu:I mean, mine is academia, which is kind of broad, but I don't know if I would have studied this.
Gamemaster:If any of you have lore that you think would apply here,
Argyle:And that's a lore.
Gamemaster:I don't think you do.
Gamemaster:What are your lores?
Gamemaster:It is broad.
Gamemaster:I would...
Gamemaster:It's definitely not theater.
Gamemaster:Actually, you know what?
Argyle:I was going to say, yeah.
Gamemaster:They are harlequins.
Gamemaster:I would allow both academia and theater lore.
Gamemaster:It's a different set of information that you would get from those lores
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:religion wouldn't apply a fact into this right like a joker religion
Johnny:All the same for me, so I'll do Theater Lore.
Anzu:I think I want to make an occultism check just because
Gamemaster:than you would get from either the occultism or the society check.
Gamemaster:So it's up to you which of those flavors you're interested in, if any.
Anzu:I got a 37.
Gamemaster:Okay.
Johnny:I got a 21.
Gamemaster:No, I'm not going off of religion for this one.
Argyle:yeah
Gamemaster:okay
Gamemaster:37 on the occultism okay uh and sorry what did you get for the um for the theater lord
Benny:you
Argyle:you
Johnny:21.
Anzu:Thank you you you
Benny:you
Gamemaster:21 uh 21 on the theater lord is enough for the one very small detail of um
Benny:you
Benny:you
Gamemaster:given theater lord uh something that you would be very familiar with from that situation
Benny:you
Benny:you
Benny:you
Gamemaster:is sets and the construction thereof and the point of them And there is clearly a story being told from these buildings of like well
Benny:you
Benny:you you
Argyle:you you
Johnny:you Thank you
Gamemaster:established, and also even if you're not necessarily picking up on what specific historical details
Gamemaster:they're trying to give you, these buildings have been constructed in such a way to make you feel
Gamemaster:that they're from a particular location. Unfortunately, where that location is might be
Gamemaster:lost on you. But that doesn't particularly matter because with that role from the theater lore,
Benny:you
Argyle:Thank you.
Johnny:you
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:it feels like this is constructed to tell a story. It doesn't feel like it's authentic.
Gamemaster:You don't know if whatever message they're trying to send here is true to the Harlequins in general.
Gamemaster:Which, you know, facade on facade, these guys wear masks. I don't know if that's necessarily
Gamemaster:particularly surprising. For your bajillion in occultism, there are two things you notice,
Benny:you
Argyle:you
Johnny:you
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:one like the regular one and one on the crit. The one on the regular one, the like regular success
Benny:you
Gamemaster:here, is there are a lot of creatures moving about here. There are a lot of these harlequins,
Benny:you
Gamemaster:and as well as you had seen a few of them when you were still on the bottom of the strider and
Gamemaster:coming through these orts that are kind of like the worker class of devil that are being led around
Gamemaster:here. The interesting thing is there isn't a lot of, and this might have been something that you
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:you
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:Thank you.
Gamemaster:guys had noticed like you were going around, but it is most obvious here, there isn't a lot of
Gamemaster:actual communication that happens between the various harlequins as they move about the city
Gamemaster:doing whatever tasks that they're set to.
Gamemaster:You have not, at any point during the Strider and at the party in Ragged Roost six months
Gamemaster:ago you have not seen multiple Harlequins interact with each other in any meaningful way They give you instructions They will do things in a coordinated manner but they don talk to each other ever And with the
Benny:Thank you you
Argyle:you you
Johnny:you you
Anzu:you you
Gamemaster:success on the occultism roll, I think that you can feel that there is an interesting kind of
Gamemaster:movement of mana in this area, in this town, that feels very similar to what it feels like when you
Gamemaster:send a message on your skein
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:you
Johnny:you
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:to the other hearts.
Gamemaster:To the point that, with the success in the occultism
Gamemaster:role, you gather that harlequins probably have
Gamemaster:some way of communicating with each other
Gamemaster:that doesn't involve vocalizing anything.
Gamemaster:You'd have to, like, dig in more to figure out
Gamemaster:any properties of that, but something
Gamemaster:to be aware of is that it seems that
Gamemaster:harlequins can communicate with each other
Gamemaster:over distance.
Gamemaster:Beyond that,
Gamemaster:with your crit, the other thing you notice is, as you're feeling the magic currents in this little
Benny:you
Argyle:you
Johnny:you
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:town area, trying to get, like, just a general vibe and all that kind of stuff, there is a twinge
Argyle:you
Argyle:you
Gamemaster:here that feels familiar to you from something pretty recent. And that twinge, it's just, like,
Benny:you
Argyle:you
Gamemaster:it's got this almost half-metallic taste on the back of your tongue, or it's got this kind of
Gamemaster:discordant sound in your ear when you're when you're monitoring with it feels similar to
Benny:you
Benny:you
Gamemaster:the vibe for lack of a better term of the void heart um just kind of suffusing this area
Argyle:you
Johnny:you
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:it's it's it's not enough to actually meaningfully affect you in any way uh but there's a tinge to it
Gamemaster:as you start walking towards the town.
Gamemaster:As you guys are walking your little butler guy is walking forward leading you through you note that as you enter the town none of the Harlequins uh take notice of you at all Um uh some of the orts do appear to like look at you and kind of blob over in your
Benny:you
Benny:you
Argyle:Yeah they all making fun of us in their heads Look at these stupid ass bitches that we
Johnny:you you you you you you
Anzu:you you
Benny:you
Benny:you
Benny:you
Benny:you
Benny:you
Johnny:you
Johnny:you
Benny:you
Johnny:you
Gamemaster:direction before being pulled back on their collars by the Harlequins. Um, it seems that whatever,
Gamemaster:however the Harlequins are talking to each other, uh, the orts are not included in that. Um, but
Gamemaster:they part the way a little bit as you guys enter into this town. Just like general headcount here,
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:Mm-hmm.
Johnny:you
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:it's hard to count unique number of Harlequins because they all wear just costumes with masks
Argyle:Mm-hmm.
Gamemaster:and as such are generally indistinguishable from each other. They also, almost on purpose
Gamemaster:seemingly, are pretty rapidly moving and swapping positions with each other as they go about tasks
Gamemaster:of like visiting various areas.
Gamemaster:It looks like there are a few
Gamemaster:that are working on construction,
Gamemaster:shoring up defenses and the like.
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:you
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:They are making it harder on you
Gamemaster:to keep track of,
Gamemaster:oh, did I see you already
Gamemaster:or are you a new one and the like.
Gamemaster:You'd guess like maybe 50-ish
Gamemaster:that you can see as you walk
Gamemaster:through this little town area.
Gamemaster:The town itself is maybe four blocks long.
Gamemaster:There are a series of buildings
Gamemaster:of indeterminate interior construction
Gamemaster:to their end purpose.
Gamemaster:You're not really quite sure.
Gamemaster:but the two landmarks here are near the frontmost area of the of the strider the area furthest away
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:you
Johnny:you
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:from the center is this uh large what looks to be clock tower um it is clearly the center point or
Gamemaster:the centerpiece of this town um and then slightly off to the side of this clock tower is a at first
Gamemaster:glance it almost looks kind of like a cathedral in tone. It's got the, like,
Gamemaster:stone bricks and the buttresses and what looks to be stained glass of some
Gamemaster:variety, but there's no iconography there that you would necessarily associate with
Benny:you
Argyle:you
Johnny:you
Anzu:you
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:Yeah.
Johnny:you
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:with any of the religions that you guys, any of the big six.
Gamemaster:If you like, as you get closer, because it seems that you're being led in the direction of that chapel,
Gamemaster:that religious structure of some kind,
Gamemaster:you can make a religion check to see if there is any iconography that stands out to you.
Argyle:23.
Gamemaster:23.
Gamemaster:um
Gamemaster:the
Gamemaster:so there clearly is
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:Thank you.
Johnny:you
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:a religious symbol
Gamemaster:here
Gamemaster:present on the
Gamemaster:on the
Gamemaster:the front of the thing
Gamemaster:the iconography
Gamemaster:is that of
Gamemaster:multiple hands wrapped around
Gamemaster:Anaïs
Gamemaster:unfortunately with that religion
Gamemaster:check that doesn't ring any bells
Gamemaster:to what that's necessarily pointed towards.
Benny:Does it look like the creatures that we saw in the void?
Argyle:I write it down.
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:you
Argyle:Right.
Benny:Spear?
Gamemaster:It's a bunch of hands and an eyeball.
Gamemaster:I don't know how to, like...
Benny:Yeah, last time we saw a bunch of hands was when we went into that thing.
Gamemaster:Maybe?
Benny:they're the void people
Gamemaster:Yeah.
Gamemaster:And so if you associate all hands with that thing, then yeah, it looks like it.
Argyle:Yeah.
Johnny:Oh, like a religion check?
Anzu:Nothing for that.
Gamemaster:If you don't...
Gamemaster:One second.
Gamemaster:he put it in chatter kill him yeah it because i sent a message um unfortunately with the 26
Argyle:Alright, well.
Argyle:Anyone else make a religion check, or is that just me?
Benny:the religion here
Benny:the religion here
Johnny:Sure.
Argyle:I rolled really poorly.
Johnny:26.
Benny:What What What
Johnny:Oh no It was in the wrong one Oh I so sorry This is so I was looking at the image I got distracted This is so embarrassing
Argyle:you you
Anzu:you And uh
Gamemaster:it still doesn't ring any bells
Gamemaster:you gather that this is esoteric in some form
Gamemaster:and you would have needed to roll relatively high
Gamemaster:to recognize it off the bat
Gamemaster:esoteric
Johnny:Is it esoteric or Esoterica?
Gamemaster:sorry
Benny:Edge of my seat.
Gamemaster:um
Gamemaster:anyway you're led to the front of this uh this this religious looking building um and chuck
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:you
Johnny:Hey, Chuck.
Anzu:you
Johnny:Who is this guy?
Gamemaster:gestures towards the front door and says i have led you in a route that has not harmed you
Gamemaster:and was relatively quick
Gamemaster:yes
Gamemaster:that
Johnny:I point to hands, eyes.
Johnny:What's their name?
Gamemaster:is not a person
Gamemaster:that's an eyeball in some hands
Benny:Mm-hmm.
Argyle:what what deity what deity is this a symbol of
Johnny:What does it represent?
Anzu:Thank you.
Gamemaster:an eyeball in some hands
Johnny:Tell me the truth.
Johnny:What does it represent?
Johnny:What does it represent?
Argyle:huh
Gamemaster:oh
Gamemaster:none
Gamemaster:or multiple.
Gamemaster:It depends.
Johnny:When you look at it, what does it mean to you?
Gamemaster:To me, personally,
Gamemaster:what do you think I'm going to say
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:you're gonna say some hands and eyeball right
Johnny:I feel like you've gotten a lot snarkier since we left, Chuck.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:as I answer that question?
Argyle:honestly i'm with him on that one
Gamemaster:Yeah, I'm gonna say it's four hands
Gamemaster:and an eyeball.
Gamemaster:You keep summoning me
Gamemaster:and it's so much effort.
Gamemaster:I didn't
Johnny:What? Why did you sign up for the job?
Johnny:The job is to get...
Argyle:uh-oh well while johnny's talking i'm just gonna look to see if the map's here because he said he
Gamemaster:I didn't
Gamemaster:yes
Gamemaster:he he brought you to the front door of a building that is the library Because that where you were requested to
Argyle:brought us here i don see a map do you just bring us to the front door of this thing
Benny:Okay Thank you
Johnny:you Chuck I have a proposal for you
Anzu:Oh so we want to go in there
Gamemaster:Yeah, he didn't bring you to the map specifically.
Argyle:Yeah.
Argyle:I don't think he's going to.
Gamemaster:That's me.
Argyle:Yeah.
Gamemaster:Okay.
Gamemaster:Okay.
Johnny:We'll summon you less frequently.
Johnny:We can determine the terms of that.
Johnny:If when we do summon you, you're actually helpful.
Johnny:and we don't have to do all these
Johnny:song and dancing
Benny:Mm-hmm.
Argyle:because the least helpful you are,
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:Ooh.
Johnny:to try and get things out of hand
Johnny:and we've got to keep summoning you
Argyle:the more we're just going to summon you.
Benny:We're bad at first phrases.
Gamemaster:Both promising to make a contract with me and a threat.
Gamemaster:You guys are finally being at least a little bit interesting.
Gamemaster:Yeah, sure.
Gamemaster:That sounds good.
Benny:I'm a child.
Gamemaster:You're raising your hand.
Benny:He's a bird.
Benny:And he is like two different people or something.
Gamemaster:Mm-hmm.
Johnny:You're welcome.
Benny:Is that not interesting enough?
Benny:Oh.
Argyle:you
Anzu:Why does my race make me interesting?
Gamemaster:No. I don't particularly care about physical characteristics all that much.
Anzu:I'm just another person.
Benny:You're right.
Benny:It's not your race.
Benny:It's the massive
Benny:fucking chip on your shoulder.
Anzu:Chuck, are we allowed inside this building that you've brought us to?
Benny:Oh.
Gamemaster:It depends.
Benny:Oh.
Benny:Oh.
Gamemaster:absolutely
Anzu:Josh, I test the door.
Johnny:Chuck, we'll discuss the terms amongst ourselves and propose them to you at a later date.
Anzu:Is it locked?
Gamemaster:the door is not locked
Benny:Mm-hmm.
Argyle:Check.
Anzu:Let's go inside.
Gamemaster:absolutely
Gamemaster:he hands you a little figurine of him
Argyle:Check.
Gamemaster:and he says
Gamemaster:I do look forward to that
Gamemaster:I'm not against helping you
Gamemaster:I just you know
Gamemaster:there needs to be something in it for me
Gamemaster:and he fades into dust
Benny:Did he give us like a five star room
Gamemaster:Thank you Okay you going in
Argyle:Well.
Argyle:Yeah.
Argyle:Yeah.
Benny:when he fades into dust and we're like
Johnny:He got something going on that he clearly doesn want to take time out of to come do what we doing
Benny:pulling him out of like a spa day or something Yeah Yeah
Argyle:you All right let go ahead
Anzu:Well he didn sign up for this job which means he under some kind of coercion which
Anzu:can be grating in itself.
Anzu:So that would put a chip on my shoulder.
Benny:What wouldn't?
Johnny:Another one.
Anzu:I opened the door.
Benny:Yeah.
Anzu:Yeah, I'm not going to roll that.
Argyle:Yeah.
Gamemaster:absolutely
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:You want to roll for me, Tanner?
Johnny:Get rekt.
Gamemaster:you open the door
Gamemaster:and I'd love a perception check as you walk in
Gamemaster:you don't have to
Gamemaster:I'm not making all of you do it if you don't want
Gamemaster:33
Anzu:No.
Anzu:I don't want to be responsible.
Argyle:Good thing you didn't.
Argyle:You would have fucked it up.
Argyle:You would have fucked it up.
Argyle:I got a 32.
Johnny:Get rekt.
Johnny:I got a 33.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:that's not bad
Gamemaster:um okay uh you open up the front doors into uh uh this what he he had called it a library it
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:Church.
Johnny:you
Gamemaster:really looks more like a church from the outside um church uh as you uh look inside you can see
Gamemaster:that the room is the interior of this building is really just one long open space uh there aren't a
Gamemaster:bunch of different rooms. It's got wood and stone flooring mixed in. It's relatively well-appointed,
Anzu:you
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:you
Johnny:Thank you.
Gamemaster:as best you can tell. Some amount of expense has been spent in equipping the interior of this
Gamemaster:library. Bookshelves on the left and right stacked high with books. There's a long, open,
Gamemaster:like kind of brazier looking thing in the center of the room that's filled
Gamemaster:with these ghastly spectral hands reaching out. There's like some desks
Anzu:you
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:you
Johnny:you
Gamemaster:that you could read at if you like check out a book and you want to spend some
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:not good
Johnny:What?
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:some time. It looks like there's like these strange half-beetle, half-baby creatures kind
Gamemaster:of wandering around the space, filing away books, doing some sorting, doing the tasks that need to
Gamemaster:happen in the library. There's a Giant desk with these massive hands extending out of the ground,
Gamemaster:kind of affixing the desk in place. There's a huge wall of fire in the back. There's what looks to
Argyle:not good
Gamemaster:be like different areas like one's a quiet area uh it looks like they've got some signs like a kind
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:That's like the actual...
Johnny:You're saying all this, like, you're saying all these, like, these details are the same.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:of dewey decimal system going on uh it looks like there's a small area where you can rent out like
Gamemaster:office supplies and the like if you need uh there's a Giant skeletal uh dragon armadillo
Gamemaster:looking thing with antillian um fangs that looks like it's currently reading this large book
Gamemaster:directly in front of you. There's a...
Argyle:That's like with the library.
Argyle:Yeah.
Gamemaster:What?
Benny:you know
Argyle:I think this is the library guys are a fragment of it.
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:Damn you, Josh.
Gamemaster:I'm just describing the library to you. I don't know what you want from me.
Gamemaster:I don't know if I'm doing justice. Can you guys go to https://btl.iridi.cc.oready.cc just so that you
Gamemaster:could see the interior?
Benny:I knew when you said I'm not I don't know
Gamemaster:No.
Benny:if I'm doing it justice like this anyway he's gonna repeat
Benny:what he just fucking said he's probably gonna make
Benny:his pull up in here
Benny:oh of course
Argyle:Thank you.
Johnny:Oh, you can see the grid on this.
Anzu:Thank you you you
Benny:of course also the
Benny:the I couldn't remember if we saw it
Benny:earlier but the foreshadowing of
Benny:sending an image that is clearly of a
Benny:really weird fucking angle
Benny:of the eyes with the four hands and I'm
Benny:like that's a battle map isn't it
Benny:yeah
Johnny:Oh, man.
Johnny:I should have known.
Benny:yeah
Benny:this is if you were a real big Giant This is the angle you see that
Gamemaster:I didn't do a very good job.
Gamemaster:I just quickly took a screenshot of it while we were talking yeah oh yeah no they moving they moving uh they like emitting out of
Johnny:So laughter So
Argyle:Thank you
Johnny:Josh, this thing in the middle...
Johnny:This is...
Benny:What the hell?
Johnny:Are these hands moving, or are they just...
Benny:Wait, wait, wait.
Johnny:Okay.
Benny:Wait, wait, wait.
Benny:Wait.
Gamemaster:this black inky substance and then kind of fading back in they're like half beetle half baby things
Johnny:What are these things?
Benny:What do you mean?
Benny:I was so much more concerned
Gamemaster:They're doing library work.
Argyle:Thank you.
Johnny:What? What is...
Anzu:Oh, that's exactly who we need.
Benny:about the thing.
Gamemaster:They're Zabubs.
Benny:Have you looked directly in front of us?
Johnny:Is this a bone? Is this a bone devil?
Johnny:Oh my gosh.
Gamemaster:No, that's Ocelith.
Gamemaster:What do you mean, is that a bone devil?
Gamemaster:He has a name.
Anzu:We need to speak with him.
Anzu:Mine hasn't loaded yet, but I'm sure it looks really crazy.
Gamemaster:Oh.
Benny:Oh.
Johnny:Uh.
Gamemaster:No.
Johnny:I'll look at the dragon.
Benny:Thank you.
Johnny:the bone thing. Excuse me, are you the curator?
Gamemaster:No, this is too happy.
Argyle:Thank you.
Anzu:This definitely feels like a library to me.
Gamemaster:One second.
Gamemaster:I need something slightly...
Gamemaster:No, these are all too happy!
Gamemaster:What's this one?
Gamemaster:I added a bunch of new soundtracks and I don't remember any of their names.
Gamemaster:This one?
Gamemaster:No.
Gamemaster:This one?
Gamemaster:We'll leave it at this one.
Gamemaster:This is fine.
Benny:Thank you.
Johnny:I stand exactly where I am.
Gamemaster:so sorry you go up you go up to the Giant bone creature uh reading the book
Argyle:you
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:oh you don't go up to him okay from a distance you call out to him
Johnny:I just can't.
Johnny:From a safe distance, I say, pardon me, are you the curator?
Gamemaster:uh he uh doesn't turn but his uh head rotates 180 degrees so that it's facing you um
Gamemaster:and he looks at you and says
Gamemaster:ooh
Benny:Thank you
Johnny:Our friend Chuck said that you might be able to help us
Gamemaster:little ones how did you get here And Chuck is
Argyle:you you
Anzu:you you
Johnny:Harlequin Quinn.
Gamemaster:Well that doesn't narrow it down at all, but okay. Sure, what do you need?
Johnny:We're looking for a map to chart the course the strider's taking.
Gamemaster:Oh, of course.
Johnny:We're trying to look ahead.
Gamemaster:Yes, I have one of those right over here.
Gamemaster:And he will snap, and one of the beetle-baby hybrid things
Benny:you
Argyle:you
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:will kind of scamper over to one of the bookshelves on the back.
Gamemaster:It's a little bit awkward, because they have beetle legs,
Benny:you
Gamemaster:but they also have regular human arms,
Gamemaster:and they're clearly not meant for the locomotion that a beetle does.
Benny:you
Gamemaster:So as it moves forward, the beetle half is kind of pushing the baby half forward.
Gamemaster:It's keeping itself slightly off of the ground with its wings,
Gamemaster:but its arms are just dragging behind limply as if it doesn't fully have control of them.
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:Thank you.
Johnny:Oh, great.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:It scuttles along to one of the bookshelves
Gamemaster:and it grabs a pretty hefty looking book in its mandible things
Gamemaster:and it starts skittering back over towards you
Gamemaster:before giving it to Ocelith,
Gamemaster:who will reach down with one of his claws
Gamemaster:and pick up the book.
Gamemaster:I have it right here.
Gamemaster:Why?
Benny:you
Argyle:Thank you.
Johnny:Do we need like a card to read it or is it just sort of like a...
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:You do.
Gamemaster:I love it when people know the rules before they come.
Gamemaster:Yes, you need a library card to read a library book.
Johnny:Great. How do we go about getting one of those?
Gamemaster:You just have to register.
Johnny:Oh, great. Okay. Can we start that process, please?
Gamemaster:Absolutely. Can I have your full name?
Johnny:Is this like a... Sorry, before we get into this.
Johnny:Is this like a pact I'm entering here?
Johnny:Is this will this sell my soul What the terms and conditions
Benny:Thank you
Argyle:you you
Anzu:you you
Gamemaster:Well it won sell your soul there are terms and conditions um
Gamemaster:I suppose I could tell all of you
Gamemaster:up front I was really hoping you would just give me
Gamemaster:your information one moment
Gamemaster:um and he will kind of
Gamemaster:flop onto his back and you can see
Gamemaster:that the spines on his back
Gamemaster:uh are it appears to be
Gamemaster:pre-ensile in some form
Gamemaster:um and he kind of makes his way
Gamemaster:using the spines on his back
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:God damn it, we should have just jumped him when he was at the door.
Johnny:Maybe we'll have to fight.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:towards the desk in the back of the room.
Gamemaster:And as he gets up and he sits himself in the chair,
Gamemaster:he gestures for all of you to venture further in
Gamemaster:and follow him to the desk.
Johnny:Maybe it's just a cool map for decoration.
Argyle:No.
Johnny:Josh is setting the scene.
Argyle:No.
Gamemaster:I could just be saying this and you don't know.
Gamemaster:you guys don't know these things
Argyle:So unfortunate.
Argyle:All right.
Gamemaster:you guys have control of your characters
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:you
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:Oh, it loaded!
Gamemaster:so you can move them as you like in the space
Gamemaster:oh that's good
Gamemaster:I don't know what's going on
Anzu:Third time's a charm.
Gamemaster:with you and the loading and stuff
Gamemaster:strange
Anzu:It always, like my foundry has never loaded quickly and I don't know why.
Gamemaster:I don't know I'm sorry
Anzu:And I even switched from Microsoft Edge to Google Chrome.
Anzu:I thought maybe that would do it, and that Microsoft Edge was just stupid, but...
Benny:everyone's trying to stand on top of
Argyle:you
Johnny:Thank you.
Gamemaster:are you all overlapping
Anzu:Get...
Anzu:Stop.
Gamemaster:absolutely
Anzu:Get off of me.
Anzu:Get...
Anzu:We start running around in circles.
Anzu:Ha ha ha!
Benny:on
Benny:uh
Gamemaster:Absolutely. He will take out from behind the desk, now sitting upright, another pretty
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:large ledger and pull it and flip through to a particular page until turned around and
Argyle:you
Johnny:Thank you.
Benny:you
Argyle:Thank you.
Johnny:How does that work?
Anzu:When do we lose it?
Gamemaster:so you can look, and he'll say,
Gamemaster:it's pretty easy to get yourself a library card.
Gamemaster:You just have to sign away the rights to any knowledge you gain
Gamemaster:as a result of gaining this library card.
Gamemaster:Well, if you learn anything, you lose it, and then I have it.
Gamemaster:When I decide to take it.
Benny:is this just something to learn in the library or anytime afterwards
Argyle:This is a question for Josh.
Johnny:Can we work that out beforehand?
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:anything you learn
Gamemaster:as a result of the actions
Gamemaster:you take because you gained
Gamemaster:a library card
Gamemaster:you're raising your hands
Gamemaster:that's very polite of you
Gamemaster:um
Benny:you
Gamemaster:you the
Gamemaster:the
Gamemaster:taller looking man
Gamemaster:yes you
Gamemaster:uh he
Argyle:Does he have arraignment?
Gamemaster:does... does he have a raiment? Gosh, I can't remember what this guy's raiment would be. Um...
Benny:We attack.
Argyle:You don't need to tell me what it is.
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:you
Argyle:Just size-wise, can we take it?
Gamemaster:Uh, size-wise, you could... you could take him. Okay, uh, he doesn't look injured. Uh, in terms
Gamemaster:of general sizing of the raiment, it is larger than yours, like each of yours individually.
Argyle:Wow.
Gamemaster:it's a question of if the four of you could take him
Gamemaster:the answer is probably yes
Benny:Thank you Thank you
Argyle:it's in the possibility
Johnny:Does only one of us need a library card to get the books and the rest of us can all read
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:I don't know if you could be certain
Gamemaster:yeah it's in the realm of possibility
Argyle:I'm just double checking we're not
Argyle:we're not jumping into
Gamemaster:he does not dwarf your power
Argyle:yeah we're not jumping into like a lich
Gamemaster:no
Argyle:at university type of thing
Gamemaster:no
Argyle:I'm just double checking
Gamemaster:no this is no all monk
Gamemaster:your hint was raised as well Johnny
Johnny:it or do we need the card to read the book Oh it a group
Argyle:oh don say the quiet part out loud
Gamemaster:The card would be for all of you It for the group It a group card It like a groupon
Anzu:you Huh
Gamemaster:Like a coupon for a group.
Gamemaster:I don't know if you have coupons yet.
Gamemaster:Either way.
Johnny:Well, we need the information that we're getting out of these books.
Johnny:So can we say that you can have it after this journey concludes and we're no
Gamemaster:No, that doesn't sound fun at all.
Johnny:longer passengers on the Strider?
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:You better make this deal quick.
Johnny:Please?
Anzu:I wonder if we can make a lesser deal for just this one book.
Gamemaster:You drive a good bargain.
Gamemaster:Roll a diplomacy check.
Argyle:Our guy is going to start reaching for his holy water.
Johnny:I'm going to use my hero point.
Johnny:Actually, I'll just roll this in.
Johnny:Run mythic point.
Argyle:Yeah.
Johnny:I'll just do this in here.
Argyle:Mythic, mythic, mythic.
Benny:Thank you.
Johnny:This first one is not the actual thing, so I have to roll it with mythic.
Anzu:Thank you.
Gamemaster:Okay.
Johnny:This is a fake roll.
Johnny:This roll does not count.
Johnny:That's a bummer that one didn't count.
Gamemaster:Okay.
Argyle:First one does not count.
Gamemaster:Okay.
Gamemaster:That was a pretty good roll.
Johnny:I know, it's a bummer that didn't count.
Argyle:The next one's going to be better.
Johnny:It's the exact same as what I rolled the first time!
Argyle:But you have that other feat to do a reroll anyway, right?
Gamemaster:That's...
Argyle:1D20 plus 16.
Benny:Thank you.
Johnny:Yeah. Let's try that again. Oh, it's only if I fail a skill check. Josh, was that a
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:Yeah, that was a failure.
Johnny:failure?
Johnny:In that case...
Argyle:oh oh Oh Well you have the Twilight tattoo
Benny:Thank you
Johnny:Why is my number only 14 Why is my diplomacy higher in boundary I don know I figure that out later
Anzu:you Are you accidentally level 8
Gamemaster:Let it roll How to roll
Argyle:and then...
Argyle:Yeah, did you account for your Twilight tattoo?
Johnny:The first one was deception, so I accidentally
Johnny:rolled the wrong one.
Argyle:Ah.
Johnny:It should have been diplomacy.
Argyle:Okay.
Johnny:But in Pathbuilder, it's 16, and I'm not sure why.
Johnny:Oh, I see what happened here.
Johnny:I moved some stuff around over the weekend and don't have the numbers correct.
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:you
Anzu:Thank you.
Gamemaster:Oh.
Gamemaster:29.
Gamemaster:Um, he will say, what if you want a lesser deal for just this, uh, book?
Johnny:So whatever's in Pat, this is the correct thing.
Johnny:29.
Johnny:What would the lesser deal be?
Gamemaster:That's a good idea.
Gamemaster:I just thought of myself.
Johnny:29.
Gamemaster:That's a good question.
Gamemaster:I don't know.
Gamemaster:This could be fun.
Gamemaster:you choose? Green or red?
Johnny:Team huddle, team huddle.
Benny:Red.
Argyle:red
Anzu:You think, no, yeah, the green's definitely a smokescreen.
Johnny:I vote green.
Benny:Red.
Argyle:yeah we definitely go red
Anzu:We go red.
Johnny:We go red.
Gamemaster:Oh, I figured you'd choose that one. So,
Benny:Fuck.
Argyle:can i seek motive to see if he's bullshitting me
Gamemaster:Yeah, absolutely.
Johnny:Yeah.
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:I don't trust this game
Anzu:Thank you.
Johnny:Lie to me.
Johnny:Is this man...
Johnny:Did he actually know we were doing this?
Gamemaster:Check.
Argyle:26
Johnny:30.
Gamemaster:30.
Johnny:Did he just lie?
Gamemaster:30.
Argyle:26
Gamemaster:Okay, so with a 30, I will give you one piece of relevant information.
Gamemaster:I think Argyle might also know this as well just by virtue of backstory The kind of creature that this thing is happens to have a penchant
Johnny:you you
Benny:Thank you
Argyle:Thank you we are fucked
Anzu:you you
Gamemaster:for
Gamemaster:future telling
Gamemaster:in some form.
Gamemaster:I
Gamemaster:I
Gamemaster:like with the 30, I think you get
Gamemaster:he's not lying
Gamemaster:but
Argyle:yeah
Gamemaster:the roll is high enough that
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:Hmm.
Johnny:you
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:he
Gamemaster:wasn't a hundred
Gamemaster:percent confident
Gamemaster:like to clarify
Gamemaster:he had
Gamemaster:reason to believe you would choose this one
Gamemaster:but there was still an element
Gamemaster:of chance involved
Gamemaster:but he'll say
Gamemaster:okay so Red
Gamemaster:so I
Gamemaster:had
Gamemaster:an incident
Gamemaster:like three months ago
Benny:you
Argyle:Okay.
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:before any of you were on the strider
Gamemaster:while we were still building things
Gamemaster:getting ready for your arrival
Gamemaster:and you know yada yada yada all of the boring
Gamemaster:things in which something
Gamemaster:that I
Gamemaster:felt was very precious
Gamemaster:something that only really held meaning
Gamemaster:to me
Gamemaster:was removed
Gamemaster:and I would love it if I could get it back
Gamemaster:well
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:you
Johnny:who took it.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:I don't know who took it
Gamemaster:because if I did
Gamemaster:I would go get it myself
Gamemaster:although I do have a pretty good idea
Gamemaster:of where it is
Gamemaster:sub deck
Gamemaster:12
Gamemaster:I believe one of the
Gamemaster:workers there, one of the undercrofters
Gamemaster:gross things by the way
Gamemaster:took it, saw it
Gamemaster:thought it was particularly shiny
Gamemaster:and nabbed it
Gamemaster:and I would love it if I could get it back
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:you
Johnny:What is it?
Anzu:Thank you.
Gamemaster:it's an ink ribbon
Benny:Nice.
Argyle:Hey, what?
Johnny:Is there anything?
Anzu:So if we retrieve this ink ribbon and bring it back to you, you'll allow us to browse
Gamemaster:An ink ribbon.
Gamemaster:It goes into a typewriter.
Gamemaster:It lets you type.
Benny:Oh.
Anzu:this book without stealing information from our minds after reading it.
Argyle:We could take the book out, right?
Gamemaster:I'll do you one better.
Argyle:Check it out.
Gamemaster:You can take the book.
Gamemaster:It can be yours.
Anzu:And this book has a map of the horizon going forward voidward.
Argyle:Thank you.
Johnny:Thank you.
Gamemaster:It has all of the known locations, at least as far as I know them.
Gamemaster:So I am very well read.
Anzu:And you're you seem like very well read so
Benny:you
Anzu:Yeah.
Gamemaster:That's an excellent point, you're so astute.
Gamemaster:It would be every location, starting from your prime Færrin all the way out to the wall
Gamemaster:at the very edge of voidward space.
Gamemaster:Beyond that, I'm afraid you are out of luck.
Benny:you
Argyle:Okay.
Johnny:All right.
Gamemaster:But I'm sure we'll find out soon enough anyway.
Benny:you
Johnny:One more question.
Johnny:The big eye in the hands, I've never seen that iconography before.
Benny:Thank you.
Anzu:you
Johnny:What is that?
Johnny:What does that represent?
Johnny:Who does that belong to?
Johnny:DR.
Gamemaster:It doesn't represent any one person.
Gamemaster:You worshippers of the six are so rigid
Gamemaster:You pick your favorite and you worship them
Gamemaster:It's four
Gamemaster:Four and one
Argyle:Is the I the Voidsong?
Johnny:Both of them from their 30s?
Gamemaster:Five total
Gamemaster:Each of the hands is each of the princes
Gamemaster:And the eye is the thing that awoke them
Gamemaster:From their subservience to the, you know
Benny:you
Gamemaster:The eye is not the Voitsong to my knowledge
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:The Voitsong is a song
Gamemaster:The eyeball is a different thing
Gamemaster:Sorry Sorry Sorry
Argyle:And
Argyle:check out Uh just you might Should I go ahead Just if you mind are the princes what
Johnny:Yes they do you Yes Stop
Benny:Thank you.
Anzu:Thank you.
Argyle:so there's the Harlequin is one of the princes, right?
Argyle:And then there's, sorry.
Gamemaster:The shackle, the harlequin, the forest, and...
Gamemaster:No, not the forest and the loam.
Gamemaster:God, this is why I messed up.
Argyle:Sigzil's the shackled, right?
Benny:Subject 12.
Argyle:Okay.
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:Where can we begin that descent?
Gamemaster:Uh, yes.
Gamemaster:Hooded.
Gamemaster:Shackle, Harlequin, Hooded, and Lone are the four.
Argyle:Okay.
Argyle:So we go to deck 12.
Gamemaster:Subdeck 12.
Gamemaster:Where you are right now, minus 12.
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:Okay.
Johnny:Oh.
Anzu:Thank you.
Gamemaster:Your garage, probably.
Argyle:And where on the sub deck should we look for this?
Gamemaster:Wherever someone has an ink ribbon.
Gamemaster:I told you, if I knew where it was, I would retrieve it myself.
Gamemaster:You are doing me a solid.
Gamemaster:You are investigating for me.
Gamemaster:It wouldn't be...
Argyle:Okay.
Argyle:Okay.
Argyle:While we do this in good faith,
Gamemaster:Mm-hmm.
Gamemaster:Absolutely, I will put a hold on the book.
Argyle:can you keep this book out of rotation?
Benny:Does that make 12 then?
Argyle:Thank you.
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:And you see he places it into a little metal book shelf on his desk that says holds.
Gamemaster:And he just puts it there.
Gamemaster:It is the only book in the holds section.
Argyle:I still think we should have ganked him but he actually might be a useful ally Do you guys just want to fight him Go back in and fight him
Gamemaster:Bye!
Johnny:You're ready. We'll be back.
Johnny:Thank you.
Gamemaster:you guys exit
Gamemaster:without a fight.
Gamemaster:Easy peasy.
Gamemaster:You still can You able to gank him still if you like
Benny:LA Ally No
Johnny:Oh.
Anzu:you No
Anzu:No.
Argyle:You don't?
Johnny:Having these abubs?
Johnny:Oh, no.
Benny:I think we passed.
Argyle:Guys, I eat unholy things for lunch.
Anzu:Right, but I don't...
Benny:Yeah, so if he tries to screw us over.
Anzu:Yeah, I don't want to mess with the ecosystem of this place just yet.
Argyle:Alright.
Argyle:Alright, alright, alright.
Argyle:Do you guys want to...
Benny:Oh.
Argyle:What time is it in the day?
Johnny:I think we moved fast enough.
Anzu:We had our meeting.
Gamemaster:Uh, it's probably like...
Argyle:It's pretty early, right?
Gamemaster:Yeah, I'd say like maybe Noonish.
Gamemaster:Yeah, you had your meeting, and then you went to Verdant Holdings,
Gamemaster:and then you did this whole runaround thing.
Gamemaster:Noonish one-ish around.
Argyle:We need to move those other people's hearts into our heart tonight.
Argyle:Should we jump on birth 12 in the morning?
Argyle:Or do that now and think we'll be back?
Benny:we do have a car
Argyle:Oh, can we pass by the other guys to get our free gift I get for saving that guy?
Johnny:Maybe we can see the nine.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:No.
Benny:or a truck
Benny:can we can we empty out the back of the truck
Benny:so that it goes faster
Benny:if we didn't already
Gamemaster:You can empty out the truck.
Gamemaster:I don't think that that would make it go any faster.
Gamemaster:you can stop by
Benny:uh
Benny:Jethro
Benny:And I'm talking about the back of the
Gamemaster:Turny and Heavy to pick up your
Argyle:Yeah.
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:free gift you get for saving the guy
Gamemaster:yeah absolutely
Gamemaster:oh okay
Benny:Cloth truck
Gamemaster:sorry yeah you can
Gamemaster:unload the truck
Gamemaster:where are you putting the fabric
Gamemaster:you're just
Benny:Don't we have a garage or something?
Benny:I feel like we have a garage
Benny:In my head we have a garage
Argyle:We're not going to fill our garage with clothing.
Gamemaster:you're filling up your garage with bolts of fabric
Benny:can we just put it in the backyard one of the fabrics has got to be like either yeah like a tarp or something waterproof and then we just put that fabric over the other fabrics
Argyle:A TARP A tarp
Johnny:you you you you
Anzu:you Why do we even really need to
Gamemaster:I don't know what...
Benny:Has it even rained?
Gamemaster:What?
Anzu:What is that?
Gamemaster:It hasn't...
Gamemaster:It hasn't rained, no.
Anzu:What use do we have for these fabrics, by the way?
Johnny:you
Benny:What else are we going to do with them?
Benny:Throw them off the side?
Benny:and then put the
Anzu:No, no, that's what I think.
Anzu:Just pile them up outside, whatever.
Argyle:Let's get it.
Argyle:Yeah, let's put a tarp over it.
Benny:waterproof ones over.
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:Josh, we look for the tarpiest of the fabrics.
Gamemaster:Yeah.
Gamemaster:Okay, all of the fabrics are made for clothing, so there isn't anything that's a tarp.
Gamemaster:I guess you can find, like, a polyester equivalent.
Gamemaster:That's tarp-like, I suppose.
Argyle:Okay.
Argyle:I feel like the twins can take care of this.
Gamemaster:I mean, listen
Argyle:They have a lot of weird side hobbies,
Argyle:and they can find a way to store some fabric.
Benny:We'll put it in their lap then.
Gamemaster:if you want them to spend their time
Argyle:No, it's not worth it.
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:figuring out a way to store
Gamemaster:the fabric that you took
Argyle:It's not worth it.
Gamemaster:they will do that
Argyle:It's not worth it.
Argyle:We'll just...
Argyle:It's fine. Just throw it outside for now.
Benny:Put it in the backyard.
Argyle:Throw it outside for now.
Argyle:If it rains, we'll cross that bridge when we get there.
Gamemaster:okay
Gamemaster:sure
Gamemaster:yes the fabric was in the truck you know this because you took the truck and the fabric was in
Benny:Where the fuck did they have all that?
Benny:I guess they just kept the fabric in the truck, huh?
Benny:No, but I'm trying to think of it for them.
Gamemaster:it okay um okay so you just dump the fabric out and then what are you doing next
Benny:That was a coincidence.
Argyle:get the free gift
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:you
Benny:Are we going to go drive and kill all...
Argyle:you want to drive in what oh do you want to kill the hearts now just do it not i was gonna do it
Benny:Oh.
Benny:Go to get the free gift.
Gamemaster:you
Argyle:in the cover of darkness do you want to do it now yeah i told them to get ready because we're
Benny:Oh, we could do it the guys should cover up darkness is better
Argyle:to go by at night that's what i'm saying maybe we go into deck 12 tomorrow after we steal the hearts
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:you
Benny:Well, if we go get Jethro deck 12 is gonna be in and out 20 minutes
Benny:we have time for dinner and then we can go to the hearts
Argyle:You think it's okay?
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:Okay, so plan right now is you're going to Jethro at Ternion Heavy.
Argyle:Death row.
Argyle:Yes.
Argyle:like they would have told us josh is acting like they're just forthcoming people
Gamemaster:Absolutely.
Gamemaster:You head on over to Ternion Heavy.
Gamemaster:Actually, not that large of a trip, because you were already in Harlequin Town,
Benny:you
Gamemaster:or whatever it's actually called.
Gamemaster:uh nobody asked um and you uh
Benny:Josh has every name and if we don't ask for a name
Johnny:Like, far away in town, they wouldn't know.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:uh that's the plot twist it's actually called harlequin town um
Gamemaster:well so the general rule i have is if i come up with a name for something ahead of time you will
Argyle:you
Benny:he gets pissed because we usually ask for names
Gamemaster:not ask for it, I need to offer it. If I'm like, oh, I don't need a name for this random person,
Gamemaster:or this random thing, the first thing you do is, hi, I'm, insert name here, what's your name?
Benny:But we ain't gotta give it up anyway.
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:It's fine. You guys head over to Trinian Heavy. You had seen it from a distance, you chose not to
Argyle:hmm
Gamemaster:go in person, no perception check necessary. It looks like they've had the time now,
Argyle:hmm
Gamemaster:they have built out a small airstrip in their area, which clearly, now that you're here,
Argyle:ah
Gamemaster:there were some trade-offs too. Namely, there's not a lot of room for actual buildings, because
Benny:Thank you you you
Johnny:Thank you Thank you
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:it looks like they spent most of their fame budget on a small hangar for a plane and the
Argyle:hmm
Argyle:They going to die
Gamemaster:the airstrip that the plane takes off from,
Gamemaster:which means that there's not a lot of room for them to,
Gamemaster:like notably store their heart in a well manner but also sleep and eat and all of that fun stuff But it looks like as you come up Jethro and one of the other people that are part of Ternion
Anzu:you you
Gamemaster:are currently tinkering with this interesting-looking airframe, this plane that they've built.
Gamemaster:It's a modern style of plane, like the standard, what you would see in a modern plane,
Gamemaster:like fuselage, wings, and then jets mounted underneath the wings.
Benny:you
Argyle:you
Johnny:you
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:The interesting thing here is that the whole thing was in pieces and assembled pretty rapidly,
Benny:you
Gamemaster:and the trade-off for that is it looks like a lot of the interior pieces of the plane are very bare bones.
Benny:you
Gamemaster:For example, there's a cockpit, and then there is no actual interior fuselage for people to sit.
Gamemaster:It's just the two front ones and then like metal struts out the back. Not metal,
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:Thank you.
Johnny:you
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:but a metal-like analog that the the wings are attached to.
Gamemaster:Also of note is that there's a second set of wings near the back, near the tail, that seems smaller.
Gamemaster:I don't think any of you are aeronautics experts,
Gamemaster:so I don't know if you would have a guess as to what they necessarily do,
Gamemaster:but you would recognize that as being strange compared to the planes that you've seen before.
Gamemaster:As you guys approach,
Gamemaster:Jethro will see you and roll himself in off of that dolly like from underneath the plane to sit up and say well
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:that come by
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:Thank you.
Gamemaster:If it isn't my saviors
Gamemaster:What can I help you with?
Gamemaster:You just uh
Argyle:you
Gamemaster:Yeah, absolutely I did promise I would host y'all
Gamemaster:I
Gamemaster:Can make you I can make you some coffee
Gamemaster:If you'd like to have a little bit a little bit of chat
Gamemaster:sure
Gamemaster:he will start brewing
Gamemaster:a little bit of coffee
Gamemaster:he doesn't have anywhere for you to sit
Gamemaster:there are no tables and seats in this hangar that he in but he takes a broom and really quickly sweeps away a little bit of the floor so it looks cleaner than the rest
Benny:you you
Argyle:Thank you Yep
Johnny:you you you
Anzu:you you
Gamemaster:And after he finishes, he takes out what looks to be paper cups and pours coffee into the paper cups and offers them to you guys before he pops a squat on the ground and assumes that you'll just follow suit.
Gamemaster:so I cannot thank
Gamemaster:all y'all enough for saving
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:How many of them, how many of y'all are here?
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:my life I am not
Gamemaster:the combatant type let me tell you
Gamemaster:that much
Gamemaster:so I appreciate you
Gamemaster:you know making sure
Gamemaster:I don't kick the bucket at all
Gamemaster:y'all seem pretty
Gamemaster:competent fighters if I'm being honest
Gamemaster:seems
Gamemaster:handy
Gamemaster:there are six
Argyle:yeah
Gamemaster:of us in total
Gamemaster:one or two of us is pretty handy
Gamemaster:with a sword or a firearm
Benny:Thank you.
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:but the majority of us are engineers
Gamemaster:I'm an engineer
Gamemaster:but
Gamemaster:you know
Gamemaster:I think we'll be a bit more prepared
Gamemaster:for aggression moving forward
Gamemaster:now that we know that's something we've got to worry about
Gamemaster:but
Argyle:I would also keep Anaïs out for other folks
Argyle:that are in this strider
Argyle:Hmm.
Gamemaster:Sure. Listen, you know, I may not have the best people skills necessarily, but I can tell when someone's trying to screw me.
Benny:Thank you.
Johnny:Yeah, we try not to do that.
Anzu:Yeah, we're at one.
Gamemaster:We'll be careful if other people come around.
Gamemaster:You know, I just have good reason to trust you all, given that you could have just left me to die, so I don't have to gain too much from that.
Anzu:Yeah.
Anzu:Yeah.
Anzu:We worried a little bit about possible like aggression from some of the other orts Not necessarily just verbal strong something more physical
Johnny:Anti that.
Gamemaster:That's good. I like that way of thinking.
Argyle:you
Gamemaster:um Yeah I mean
Benny:you Thank you
Argyle:you
Johnny:you Thank you
Anzu:We had a chat the other day with the Master of Ceremonies,
Anzu:and he seems to expect and be excited
Anzu:for the prospect of violence.
Gamemaster:it takes some kind of six-some bitch
Gamemaster:to come up with this kind of scheme.
Benny:you
Argyle:Who are you working with?
Johnny:you
Anzu:Yeah, that's fair.
Gamemaster:so I get it.
Anzu:Have you had any dealings with any other orgs around here?
Gamemaster:Listen.
Gamemaster:Yeah, we, um,
Gamemaster:we kind of knew that if this kind of stuff
Gamemaster:was, uh, was gonna start happening after
Gamemaster:last night, we figured we'd ask around.
Gamemaster:Uh, we got some protection set up.
Gamemaster:We, uh, we feel pretty, pretty comfortable
Gamemaster:at this point. Uh,
Gamemaster:it was just a bit of a scare
Gamemaster:last night, you know.
Anzu:Oh, so you're feeling pretty good.
Gamemaster:Oh.
Gamemaster:yeah we feel all right i actually they reached out to me uh mr mr grayson over at amber call
Benny:you
Argyle:What is this deal?
Johnny:you
Anzu:Yeah, of course.
Gamemaster:uh he he reached out he he said that we should team up and i'm not one to look
Gamemaster:gift horse in the mouth so we um we're on the same side now
Gamemaster:but uh
Gamemaster:Oh, not much.
Argyle:For this?
Gamemaster:We offered to do some scouting,
Gamemaster:given that we have the most sky mobility
Gamemaster:with this airplane.
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:Very nice. Very nice.
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:Thank you.
Gamemaster:And they're keeping Anaïs on us,
Gamemaster:making sure we're safe and the like.
Gamemaster:And listen, I have seen the kind of armaments they brought.
Gamemaster:I feel safe with them around.
Gamemaster:So I assume we're fine.
Argyle:What do they have?
Gamemaster:Oh, all kinds of stuff.
Gamemaster:They brought literal boxes of firearms, for one.
Gamemaster:They got...
Gamemaster:They must have a line-in with those Pale Lantern folks
Benny:you
Argyle:you
Johnny:you
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:because they had those little weird
Gamemaster:corpse skeleton muscle things running around.
Benny:you
Argyle:Yeah.
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:which are a bit creepy, but good workers, I gotta say.
Gamemaster:They helped unload a lot of the stuff that we were having trouble with
Gamemaster:since we didn't have the room to fit a crane on our car when we came in.
Argyle:Hmm.
Gamemaster:So that was handy.
Gamemaster:They got a bunch of magic as well, just kind of running around,
Argyle:Hmm.
Gamemaster:which was nice.
Gamemaster:They cast some rituals and, you know, cleaned stuff up,
Gamemaster:helped us set things up.
Gamemaster:Honestly, I don't know if we'd have...
Gamemaster:We were still finalizing the Spain thing.
Gamemaster:after last night, and then we figured we'd kind of have to take a break because we were busy
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:Yeah, 100%.
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:spending human items on, you know, making sure none of us died, but they helped pay the costs
Gamemaster:for it. It's all tied up there. They seem like good folk, which makes sense. I mean, like,
Gamemaster:I wouldn't go into the industry of helping people pay for medical procedures if I wasn't a good guy,
Gamemaster:you know, so I could, you know, sure, oh, listen, I, I meant to bring this up with you, um,
Argyle:Just I handed my business card.
Argyle:Let me know also if you need any help.
Argyle:We can also help out.
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:sounds good sounds good
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:you helped me, you did me a favor out, and you do you a favor as well, uh, when we're not using
Gamemaster:the plane to help out, uh, uh, Master Grayson and their lot, uh, if you have any reason you need
Gamemaster:us to scout around, uh, we, the one thing we do have is plenty of fuel, uh, we're, we're happy to,
Gamemaster:fly where you need us, if that would be useful, do some scouting, we got like a little bit of
Gamemaster:radar scanning on there, just whatever would be useful.
Argyle:Out of curiosity, how long are you going to be able to,
Benny:Thank you.
Johnny:Okay Yeah Yeah
Anzu:All right Well it good to formally meet
Argyle:are they going to help you pay the tithes
Argyle:if you're doing the scouting?
Gamemaster:Well, yeah, I, like, we're, we're in an alliance, they'd give us whatever we're missing, we've still
Gamemaster:got some stuff, I'm not worried about paying this tithe in the next, and I figure, worse comes to
Gamemaster:worse, even if they run out, which I don't think they will, but even if they did, we got our plane,
Gamemaster:we'll just fly out, see if we can't find anything outside, won't be that bad.
Argyle:Cool.
Argyle:Sounds good
Gamemaster:Yeah of course good to meet y as well Oh I did have I heard that y were teaming up with
Benny:you Thank you
Gamemaster:What's his face? Dragon?
Gamemaster:You know.
Gamemaster:Hildebrandt.
Argyle:Yeah.
Anzu:Right.
Gamemaster:They're not particularly
Gamemaster:savory people. I don't know what they
Gamemaster:told you, but
Gamemaster:it just is
Johnny:That's a...
Gamemaster:some friendly advice. I'd watch out.
Johnny:Yeah, that's the second person today we've talked to who said, hell, the brand's not
Benny:you
Argyle:Yeah.
Anzu:Thank you.
Gamemaster:Oh, about Hildebrandt?
Johnny:super friendly.
Johnny:What do you know that we don't?
Gamemaster:I mean, like, it's kind of turned public at this point,
Argyle:
Argyle:Yeah.
Argyle:Yeah.
Johnny:Yeah.
Gamemaster:the feud that Ternion has with Hildebrandt.
Johnny:Yeah.
Gamemaster:Hildebrandt does all kinds of shady stuff.
Johnny:Yeah.
Gamemaster:We've had a number of our planes, we're pretty confident,
Johnny:Yeah.
Gamemaster:get shot out of the sky by Belvedere.
Gamemaster:Obviously, we can never recover the black box,
Johnny:Let's get to now, Warren.
Gamemaster:so nothing to prove it
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:Thank you.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:but they're the only ones with any real motive to do it
Gamemaster:sometimes we've had plans go missing
Gamemaster:sometimes we have engineers that get poached
Gamemaster:I say poached because they stop working for us
Gamemaster:they announce they're working for Belvedere
Gamemaster:sorry for Hildebrandt
Gamemaster:and then I never see him again
Gamemaster:which is you know not great
Gamemaster:I don't know they seem pretty shady
Gamemaster:yeah I'm not gonna tell you not to do anything with him like
Johnny:We're hoping that survival will sort of out, leap ahead of everyone else's personal interests,
Gamemaster:your life is your own and all but I'd watch out
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:Yeah.
Anzu:It's good to know to stay guarded.
Gamemaster:yeah I mean that's my hope too I feel like it'd be nice if we could all just get through
Johnny:but you never know.
Gamemaster:imagine the Master of Ceremonies
Gamemaster:face, whatever he's got behind that mask,
Gamemaster:seeing that
Gamemaster:like 18 of the 19
Johnny:Thank you
Gamemaster:groups all managed to make it through unharmed at the end of this He throw a hissy fit Could be funny But we have to work together to do that so I hoping we get some cooperation involved Sure
Benny:you you
Argyle:Hey look So keep us in mind if you need any help even if it from one of your allies
Anzu:you you Thanks
Argyle:I don't know how much we can trust people out here, especially the small works got to stay together.
Gamemaster:I suppose. I mean, they've been on the up and up so far, but absolutely.
Argyle:Yeah, sounds good.
Argyle:All right.
Benny:Thank you.
Johnny:As we're walking out, do you think the master of ceremonies knew that, what's his name,
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:All right.
Gamemaster:You guys can wrap up and head out.
Johnny:Dallion would create a hole to the downside up?
Argyle:Yeah.
Argyle:Yeah.
Argyle:He's expecting at least one of the groups to be strong enough to carry everyone else there.
Johnny:What's his end goal then?
Johnny:He's expecting it to happen over and over and over again.
Benny:you
Johnny:Yeah, but let's say, you know, however many of us there are on board, people keep dying.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:you
Johnny:That's going to create a lot more of those voids.
Johnny:That can't have good effects on reality.
Argyle:Well, you go close up to take the heart out and close it up.
Argyle:yeah
Johnny:I don't know.
Johnny:It feels like there's something there that we're missing.
Argyle:okay so
Johnny:Something to think on.
Argyle:yeah
Benny:Thank you.
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:you
Anzu:yeah i mean obviously these uh the man we just spoke to his company directly
Argyle:now
Argyle:I'm gonna be honest with you guys
Argyle:I'm saying what's right out of your shop
Argyle:I don't know if the Hildebrandts are the best people
Argyle:but
Argyle:they had a Hildebrandt
Argyle:got along well with the Scale guy
Argyle:and they got along well with the Protectorate.
Argyle:That's enough for me.
Argyle:You know?
Anzu:competes with Hildebrandt And so you would expect some bias there
Benny:you Thank you
Johnny:you Oh yeah No they dead He not going to help
Gamemaster:you you
Argyle:I wouldn be surprised if there some Grayson shooting down planes I going to be honest with you That guy is just diabolical
Argyle:Oh, and he's totally going to kill that group once he's done with them.
Argyle:They're cooked.
Johnny:It could be that how useful they are and then depending on if they are useful or not, keep
Anzu:I mean, they could be.
Argyle:I didn't even bother trying to give him a warning because they're cooked.
Anzu:I don't know.
Anzu:They could be useful to them alive with their scouting capabilities.
Argyle:Yeah, but they're cooked.
Johnny:them alive and for how long.
Benny:Okay.
Argyle:Should we chat with the
Anzu:But that does show that they are reaching out to other people that are not obviously,
Gamemaster:Thank you.
Anzu:you know, thematically linked.
Johnny:I mean, it's already pretty split.
Anzu:Ætherion.
Johnny:It looks like half of us are more than half of the other.
Argyle:energy company?
Anzu:Yeah, I suppose we could.
Argyle:Yeah, they're the only ones left.
Benny:you
Argyle:in the night, move the people, and then tomorrow morning
Anzu:Braxton Hall.
Gamemaster:Okay.
Argyle:go over down to level 12.
Anzu:Back in the car.
Argyle:Yeah.
Argyle:All right.
Gamemaster:Okay.
Gamemaster:So you're taking the time to go and, like,
Johnny:you
Gamemaster:tick off the last faction you haven't formally met.
Argyle:Yeah.
Gamemaster:Okay, sure.
Gamemaster:You head on over to Ætherion Limited,
Gamemaster:the power company, um, and their representation on the Strider. Um, moving up, no, no perception
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:Okay.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:check necessary. Uh, this isn't, a lot of the fanes that you have been to so far have been
Gamemaster:thematic in some way related to the org. Uh, uh, this one isn't some, like, Giant power station
Johnny:you
Argyle:Okay.
Gamemaster:or, or something of that nature. If anything, it looks to you a little bit like an office building.
Gamemaster:maybe like a weird mix between an office building and a little bit of a house
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:Thank you.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:like somebody tacked a house on top of an office building
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:Okay.
Johnny:you
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:but you can head on over
Gamemaster:they don't have like guards posted
Gamemaster:or anything like that
Gamemaster:but the front of it is
Gamemaster:it looks like a reception area
Gamemaster:that they didn't necessarily want to
Gamemaster:actually make a reception
Gamemaster:because they've clearly
Gamemaster:like moved the seats out of the way
Gamemaster:from the side
Gamemaster:the desk has been repurposed
Gamemaster:into a kind of like staging area
Gamemaster:you can see there are plans out
Gamemaster:you can see Braxton
Gamemaster:sat in front of the desk,
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:you
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:Thank you.
Gamemaster:kind of pouring over some of the papers there,
Gamemaster:talking to what looks to be some kind of assistant or the like.
Gamemaster:They're taking notes as he speaks.
Gamemaster:Braxton, just as a recap, is the sylph,
Gamemaster:the air elemental person that you saw talking to Tas,
Gamemaster:the guy from Prime Meridian, as well as...
Gamemaster:Oh, gosh, what was her name?
Gamemaster:The person from the RunGunners.
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:Here is there.
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:series
Gamemaster:He, uh, wispy-looking guy. Wispy. Both in terms of he's pretty thin and his hair's got this wispiness to it. Yes.
Gamemaster:okay um i also don't know why you wrote that i don't know if you ever spoke to him
Anzu:I just want to note to everyone that the one note I have written down for Braxton Hall is chill af
Anzu:So keep that in mind when going into this conversation
Argyle:Yeah.
Anzu:and I don't know why I wrote that
Argyle:Tom good.
Benny:Thank you you you
Argyle:Last night.
Johnny:you
Anzu:I did
Anzu:no I don't think so but
Gamemaster:okay sure he's chill af
Anzu:something led to that
Gamemaster:they were they were they were the ones like you had started to go over to them last night uh to
Anzu:maybe it was just their demeanor
Anzu:they were at dinner the other night
Anzu:right
Anzu:yeah
Argyle:Yeah.
Gamemaster:talk to them and like enter into that group because they seem generally friendly
Gamemaster:um before you know all of the bad stuff happened um uh he looks up uh he he squints a little bit um and he says oh I know you
Anzu:Thank you Yes that us
Argyle:you Yeah
Johnny:you you
Benny:you
Gamemaster:Uh, I saw all of you at the party last night.
Gamemaster:You were, um, fighting the, uh, the, the deer things and the dog things.
Argyle:I wanted to make sure people got out safe.
Anzu:Yeah.
Gamemaster:Well, I appreciate your efforts.
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:you
Johnny:you
Anzu:You know, we just hadn't really formally met yet, and we think it's important, given what
Gamemaster:So what brings you to our little corner of the strider?
Gamemaster:Sure.
Anzu:we learned last night, that everyone is friendly and familiar with each other so that we can
Anzu:get through this and make it to the end, basically.
Gamemaster:That's honestly a fair point.
Gamemaster:I heard good things about you from Tas.
Gamemaster:so you know uh it's a point in your favor um how y'all um holding up after you know
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:you
Johnny:you
Anzu:Yeah, yeah, it was a lot to take in, obviously, and a lot of new information was released
Gamemaster:everything that went down just going around making the rounds making friends
Gamemaster:yeah
Anzu:that maybe would have been good to know beforehand, right?
Gamemaster:I have a strong
Gamemaster:suspicion that they kept it from us
Gamemaster:on purpose I mean I would not have come
Gamemaster:had I known there would be that steep
Benny:you
Argyle:Yeah.
Johnny:you
Anzu:Yeah, right.
Gamemaster:a price
Gamemaster:or at the very least I would have prepared better
Gamemaster:that's for sure
Argyle:Yeah.
Anzu:So I guess, you know, one thing we were curious about is, you know, how you guys
Gamemaster:We've spoken with a few.
Anzu:are feeling coming out of last night and, you know, if you've had any conversations
Anzu:with other groups and...
Gamemaster:We've got some groups going that we seem pretty happy with.
Gamemaster:But really we redoubled our efforts on defense You know it not People don know it because we do power now But we actually started out making anti equipment for wars
Benny:you you
Argyle:you Thank you
Johnny:you you
Anzu:you you
Gamemaster:back when you were worried about a group kind of just marching up to your front door.
Gamemaster:Haven't done that in a while,
Gamemaster:but we still got the blueprints for that kind of stuff in our booklets.
Gamemaster:So we were cracking them out, setting stuff up.
Gamemaster:You guys didn't even notice, but on your drive over,
Gamemaster:you drove through an active minefield.
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:Is that just in your
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:Oh.
Gamemaster:You know, of course, mine's
Gamemaster:disabled. We're not looking to just blow anybody
Gamemaster:up as they come on by, but
Gamemaster:it could be pretty handy.
Argyle:Fane or did you put that around everywhere?
Gamemaster:We seeded them through
Gamemaster:most of our little slice of the strider,
Gamemaster:just in general.
Gamemaster:It didn't need to be restricted to the Fane, because it's not
Gamemaster:Fane-specific defenses. We just
Argyle:Yeah.
Gamemaster:cracked out some explosives, some electronics,
Gamemaster:and went to town.
Anzu:I think that's really smart.
Argyle:Yeah.
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:We do.
Johnny:Yeah.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:Yeah, honestly, if you guys don't have defenses on your end,
Gamemaster:I would go for it.
Argyle:So I guess the question is, do you want to join our little ragtag group?
Gamemaster:I'm afraid I am promised to another.
Argyle:Tas is in it.
Gamemaster:I'm not about to go too time to them.
Gamemaster:But I do appreciate the offer.
Gamemaster:Better to stand together than stand apart.
Gamemaster:I get it.
Argyle:Well, if that group doesn't work out, let us know.
Gamemaster:Sure. You know, you're awful friendly. I don't know if anybody else has brought this up with you, if you're going around talking to everybody, trying to make alliances and stuff.
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:Thank you.
Johnny:No, there's no benefit.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:Are you not worried that you're, um, like, not being discerned enough?
Gamemaster:Because, like, full disclosure, uh, you don't know me. You don't know what we're like. Why'd you let us into your alliance?
Johnny:There's no benefit to
Johnny:sabotaging each other on this There no glory From our perspective there not
Gamemaster:Well that not true You guys have got a big juicy heart filled with energy somewhere on your property
Benny:you Thank you
Argyle:I don know about that but
Anzu:you you
Gamemaster:And I know for a fact you've let all the group in your line see it.
Gamemaster:Because they know where it is now.
Gamemaster:I'm just saying.
Gamemaster:Like, you know, this is well-meaning and all.
Gamemaster:It's not like I'm planning on doing anything.
Gamemaster:I volunteered the information that we had in mind set up.
Gamemaster:That was on purpose.
Benny:I think part of it is we're a very kind group.
Argyle:Yeah.
Johnny:you
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:But I'd watch out.
Gamemaster:You seem like good folk.
Argyle:Absolutely noted.
Benny:We're also a very capable group.
Gamemaster:Listen, if you're confident in your abilities,
Gamemaster:who am I to go in and tell you what to do?
Gamemaster:It's not my job.
Gamemaster:I'm not meaning to start in trouble or nothing.
Gamemaster:You know, I just figured I'd bring it up.
Argyle:No, I know.
Benny:Oh, no, no, no.
Argyle:Also,
Argyle:yeah,
Gamemaster:Tas seems to think you're like, you know,
Gamemaster:good-natured spunky, but kids.
Gamemaster:and from what I can tell, I kind of agree with this assessment.
Benny:yeah it's just a one of us
Argyle:that's fair
Johnny:But...
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:Figured I'd give you some advice, unbidden.
Argyle:I would
Argyle:I will say also
Johnny:Looks like a kid is the least like a kid.
Benny:oh
Gamemaster:Well, I think you're all kids.
Benny:you
Johnny:Trust me, I'm...
Johnny:Probably not.
Gamemaster:All right.
Argyle:if a heart is killed
Argyle:everyone who belongs to that heart
Argyle:kind of doesn't have anything to lose
Gamemaster:sure you make them aggressive
Argyle:until the next dive
Argyle:so
Benny:you
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:you
Argyle:yeah
Gamemaster:but I mean
Argyle:yep
Gamemaster:the flip side of that is that means
Gamemaster:there are there's a real incentive
Benny:you
Gamemaster:to not just take out a heart
Gamemaster:but to kill everyone on the way
Gamemaster:to the heart
Benny:you
Gamemaster:so
Argyle:but
Benny:you
Argyle:yeah well
Gamemaster:sure
Benny:you
Argyle:we'll see what happens
Argyle:good luck to you as well
Benny:you
Gamemaster:yeah
Benny:Thank you.
Gamemaster:I hope we make it to the end together
Gamemaster:I got no reason not to see it through with y'all
Argyle:you
Johnny:you
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:just be safe
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:Yeah, sounds good.
Johnny:Oh my gosh.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:can I get a perception check, please?
Argyle:How long have you known Tas?
Argyle:Sure.
Gamemaster:And I'll say, close to two decades at this point.
Gamemaster:Back when I moved into Hallia
Gamemaster:and we started working together more often.
Argyle:I will use my hero point.
Gamemaster:Sure.
Argyle:37.
Argyle:37.
Gamemaster:37.
Gamemaster:There is...
Benny:Okay,
Argyle:Yeah.
Johnny:you
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:the words he says are friendly.
Gamemaster:There's a bit of a coldness behind his eyes.
Gamemaster:You don't know if that's necessarily, like,
Argyle:All right.
Gamemaster:against you in any form,
Gamemaster:but he's definitely doing a little bit of glad-handing
Gamemaster:without necessarily associating a lot of
Gamemaster:mental capital to it, if that makes sense.
Gamemaster:He'd say about two decades.
Gamemaster:he's smart folk
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:Yeah.
Johnny:you
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:bit ruthless but
Gamemaster:you know he gets the job done
Gamemaster:better to work with him than somebody who doesn't know what's happening
Argyle:Yeah.
Gamemaster:so
Gamemaster:listen
Argyle:Sounds good.
Gamemaster:I'd offer for y'all to stay but we are
Gamemaster:in the middle of spinning up our defenses
Gamemaster:and talking about security and the like
Gamemaster:I don't want you to see everything we're working on
Gamemaster:and uh he will show you the door
Argyle:Yeah.
Argyle:Yeah, sounds good.
Argyle:All right.
Argyle:well. And I take it you two are also working together?
Gamemaster:with Tas yeah yeah
Benny:Thank you you you think
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:you
Argyle:Yeah.
Gamemaster:he Tas and i and and uh you know one or two others are working together sure
Argyle:So I take it, is he also
Argyle:in your other alliance?
Argyle:Appreciate it Yeah appreciate it yep sounds good
Gamemaster:Listen, Tas is participating in your thing.
Gamemaster:I just you know once again talking about trust You let Tas in you didn know him very well Just I not saying he not trustworthy I just saying you should do more vetting
Johnny:you you
Anzu:you you
Argyle:alright well
Argyle:adios
Argyle:alright
Gamemaster:I'll show you out.
Argyle:we'll go through the cover of darkness
Argyle:wait till the cover of darkness
Gamemaster:Okay.
Benny:you think that guy got briefed
Benny:not to talk to us or to talk to us and make it seem friendly.
Argyle:Yeah, I don't know, man.
Johnny:Yeah.
Anzu:I would assume, yeah, the other group is them.
Gamemaster:Thank you.
Argyle:He definitely is working with Grayson, right?
Benny:Yeah.
Benny:There's only two groups on this fucking place.
Argyle:Yeah.
Argyle:So Tas is double dipping,
Argyle:which I kind of suspected, but now we know.
Johnny:I mean, we have to assume at least one or two folks in our team are double dipping.
Argyle:Yeah.
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:yeah I don't think the berserkers give
Johnny:I'm gonna assume the Scale I don't think it's the berserker zebra either
Anzu:Well, and it's probably not Hildebrandt.
Gamemaster:Step surface.
Argyle:no
Johnny:Yeah, everyone's even hate them so they're probably a-okay
Argyle:so
Johnny:Hey.
Argyle:I think it might be sub-zero or all Chris freight
Argyle:the question is which one is it I assume it's sub-zero to be honest
Argyle:well so sub-zero was desperate
Argyle:subsurface
Anzu:Subsurface?
Anzu:I mean, there.
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:that's true
Johnny:Service.
Anzu:There are nonces over there.
Gamemaster:Wow.
Johnny:Dang.
Argyle:so it has to be
Johnny:What?
Argyle:a freight right
Argyle:yeah so
Anzu:I don't think it's freight either.
Anzu:I think that if it was freight, Kadou would not have been as forthcoming with all of his capabilities.
Johnny:or a prime material
Argyle:I don't think it's radiant arms because radiant arms
Argyle:hates the other
Argyle:sable and suns and sable and suns definitely works with them
Anzu:I don't think it 100% has to be anybody else.
Argyle:I think if anything it just prime meridian I think the other two guys we got are solid
Johnny:or a prime material
Benny:Yeah Yeah
Johnny:okay
Anzu:you I might have uh
Gamemaster:What did Subsurface do to you to call him Nonsense
Argyle:They were just drunks, right?
Gamemaster:A Nonsense a pedophile?
Benny:Yeah.
Anzu:Okay.
Benny:A British pedophile.
Benny:And they're definitely not British, so I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, Tanner.
Anzu:Huh.
Gamemaster:That just came so far out of left field.
Anzu:Huh.
Benny:Yeah.
Johnny:i
Benny:Tanner's
Argyle:you
Johnny:you
Anzu:That's so fascinating. I really did not think that. I thought that that like, like an idiot.
Benny:not in Britain
Gamemaster:No.
Benny:maybe in the US
Gamemaster:I don't...
Gamemaster:I don't think even in the US.
Benny:it's not
Gamemaster:I mean, maybe.
Anzu:All right, well, then Tanner misspoke.
Gamemaster:Okay.
Gamemaster:Okay, it wasn't that there are suspicions
Gamemaster:that all of Subsurface are pedophiles.
Johnny:on to
Johnny:point of something
Gamemaster:Okay.
Johnny:list
Johnny:Mm-hmm.
Benny:Solari Sub-surface island over there
Gamemaster:Is there another word that's like it that means idiot?
Benny:so
Benny:can't use that
Argyle:Thank you.
Anzu:Well, put that in the personal dictionary.
Benny:can't use that word
Gamemaster:Yeah, no, can't use that.
Benny:Bob at accounting is a fucking nonce dude
Gamemaster:Don't call somebody that, just like in real life.
Anzu:I have some calls to make.
Johnny:Tanner, I don't think you know what that word means.
Gamemaster:Dunce?
Benny:what what happened
Benny:oh I just almost spilled like five different cups of coffee
Benny:he couldn't get out of the fucking break room
Argyle:Yeah.
Anzu:Dunce is pretty good.
Benny:with a cup of coffee.
Benny:Damn.
Benny:I didn't realize there was a sign.
Gamemaster:Numpty?
Anzu:Thank you.
Gamemaster:Either way, sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt.
Argyle:Yeah.
Gamemaster:That just, that was...
Johnny:Yeah we got that over with
Gamemaster:I interrupted you guys as you were talking about possible traders Yeah Yeah which are chromatic drift and credence flow respectively
Benny:I don't know.
Benny:Oh, yeah.
Argyle:you still want to do the other two group thing you guys still want to fold them in yeah
Anzu:you
Benny:Nighttime shenanigans Oh We have to Yeah we have to yeah we agreed
Benny:um so who's
Argyle:we're gonna kill subsurface and then i'll gas freight
Benny:whose heart am I
Benny:whose hearts am I
Benny:okay
Benny:I'll write their names down
Argyle:Well, anyone who's not our ally now
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:Thank you.
Benny:so they can
Benny:go in
Argyle:is going to notice a shift tomorrow morning.
Benny:yeah
Benny:do we want to wait until right before the tithe
Benny:to do this
Benny:catch them a wee bit off guard
Benny:that's probably fair
Argyle:I am worried that they might get attacked
Argyle:before the next tithe.
Argyle:but i did realize if we do want to attack a group we should attack a group right before a tithe
Benny:okay
Johnny:you
Anzu:you
Argyle:because if we kill their heart but they're survivors they're really
Gamemaster:Okay.
Argyle:fucked if they don't get to a new heart before the tithe
Argyle:all right so we'll we'll take in with we'll go in in the middle of the night we'll drive our truck
Benny:in the dead of night
Benny:I sneak in
Benny:and
Argyle:stay away from the lower half of the strider um and then uh okay oh by the way i'm gonna go to
Benny:Like two hours.
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:you
Argyle:the twins and i'm gonna start asking them i know we keep telling them to do things once the defenses
Gamemaster:Okay, I just, I want to like, temper a little bit of expectations here.
Argyle:and the moats are made, they need to make a
Argyle:minesweeper thing for the cars.
Argyle:That's what they're on.
Gamemaster:What is your timeframe for the building a moat?
Gamemaster:Because like the whole, you know, once you're done building the moat, if you could make
Gamemaster:a minesweeper for me, that'd be great.
Benny:you
Johnny:Easy.
Anzu:you
Argyle:...
Argyle:...
Gamemaster:What is the time frame on which you think these things are happening?
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:Well, once we get some more manpowder from the nonces, they can dig some holes.
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:happening.
Gamemaster:Absolutely.
Gamemaster:Okay.
Argyle:Get them in orange jumpsuits and have them dig holes.
Gamemaster:So, you're gonna recreate holes.
Gamemaster:Um, sure.
Gamemaster:Okay, so that's on the list of things that they have to do.
Argyle:Yeah.
Gamemaster:They finish the carb on it.
Argyle:Yeah.
Gamemaster:So next is moat, and then after that is minesweeper.
Gamemaster:Great.
Argyle:Yep.
Argyle:Yep, yep.
Gamemaster:Great. Put that on the list.
Benny:Mm-hmm.
Argyle:Okay, so we get 25 from these two.
Johnny:you
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:I had to go and double-check just so that we know how much energy these things have.
Gamemaster:Solaris subspace's heart currently has 20 energy in it, if they were telling the truth, which means they get 10.
Gamemaster:And Alkahazt Freight has 30 energy in it, if they were telling the truth, so you'd get 15.
Gamemaster:yes assuming that they were both honest about how much energy they have and do successfully
Argyle:Yep.
Benny:Sure.
Argyle:Yeah.
Johnny:you
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:see what i promised you their hearts had um
Argyle:Yeah.
Argyle:Should we go to Alcahas Freight first?
Benny:Okay.
Argyle:I think they're more likely to have told us the truth.
Argyle:If subsurface has less than 20, they're not common.
Gamemaster:Okay, so you're...
Benny:Okay.
Benny:Okay.
Argyle:Yeah.
Argyle:yep
Gamemaster:Excuse me.
Gamemaster:The way that the Strider is set up, it's like a hub-and-spoke kind of thing,
Gamemaster:so you can drive into the center of town and then out to an area
Benny:Thank you you you
Johnny:Thank you you you
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:so you don't have to drive by any particular factions you don't want to.
Gamemaster:So you can drive into the center and then head on over to...
Gamemaster:First you're going to Alkahest Freight to catafloak and his peeps.
Gamemaster:you can do so.
Gamemaster:I don't, I think if you're trying to be stealthy
Argyle:Okay The truck
Gamemaster:because you waited for nighttime to do this I do want to stealth check I know like the idea of a truck being stealthy is a little entertaining but like there are ways that you can try and drive in routes that are
Anzu:you you
Gamemaster:less likely to bump into people. Also, I'm sorry if I missed it, which of your two cars are you
Gamemaster:bringing? Is it your car or the one that you took from Garrick? The truck. Okay.
Argyle:Yeah, so we can fit their shit in there.
Gamemaster:Sure, I mean, for what it's worth, you guys have a ridiculously large trunk in your own car.
Argyle:No, no, no, no.
Argyle:We're not taking the gas out.
Benny:what happened
Johnny:Hello?
Anzu:Thank you.
Gamemaster:But that's fine.
Gamemaster:You can take the...
Gamemaster:You leave the 300 gallons of gas in your car
Argyle:Yeah.
Gamemaster:and then you dump all the fabrics out of the truck
Gamemaster:and you drive that on over.
Argyle:Yeah.
Gamemaster:What did we get for stealth?
Benny:what happened to the dice bot
Gamemaster:What?
Benny:I politely asked it
Gamemaster:Did you kill the dice bot?
Benny:foundry foundry foundry oh my foundry
Gamemaster:You killed it.
Gamemaster:you gotta roll in foundry
Argyle:Guess you got to roll in the founder.
Argyle:which is objectively a worse place to run
Johnny:you
Anzu:Oh.
Gamemaster:foundry isn't that much worse than doing it in discord you just have to remember to type
Argyle:to roll
Argyle:ooh it's better I take it back
Gamemaster:slash r ahead of time that was a good one you you're the you're the stealthiest truck driver
Benny:32 grit
Gamemaster:anyone's ever been
Argyle:there's little
Gamemaster:is is tiptoeing yeah absolutely
Benny:I like to think the truck does that cartoon thing where it's just like the truck is just the wheels are like...
Argyle:Betty driving this massive truck
Argyle:you
Johnny:you
Anzu:Ha ha ha ha ha.
Benny:Yeah.
Gamemaster:great so you uh you tiptoe your truck on over to alkahest freight uh you had told them to be ready
Gamemaster:uh so they've already packaged all their stuff up the the benefit of the fact that they were
Gamemaster:informed in order to get on here that they had to fit everything in a car is that you know for a
Gamemaster:fact that everything they brought
Benny:Thank you You
Gamemaster:with them fits into a car.
Argyle:Yeah.
Gamemaster:So you
Gamemaster:drive this truck up and you see
Gamemaster:waiting for you is the little office area that they had as their fame as well as the vehicle that they used fully loaded up with all their stuff back in Um
Johnny:you you
Anzu:you you
Argyle:Oh yeah That makes a lot more sense
Gamemaster:yeah. So
Benny:You
Argyle:Okay.
Gamemaster:Kadou will come out, uh,
Argyle:Yeah.
Gamemaster:to greet you, uh, and say
Gamemaster:I'm glad all of you could make it.
Gamemaster:Um, I appreciate you,
Benny:You
Gamemaster:uh, you doing this deal with us.
Gamemaster:Uh, if you come with me,
Gamemaster:um, you can go to Chromatic Drift
Gamemaster:and you can pull the energy from it.
Argyle:Mm-hmm.
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:I wait, I want to seek motives.
Johnny:You can jump to the mic.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:Um...
Argyle:Double check is not trying to lure us.
Gamemaster:Okay, roll a perception check.
Argyle:It doesn't matter.
Argyle:It's night.
Argyle:It's hard to see.
Gamemaster:Yeah, it's night. It's hard to see. He seems like he's being honest.
Argyle:Yeah, we're going.
Argyle:We're going.
Gamemaster:Okay, and then he'll open the door and wait for all of you to enter before closing it behind you.
Gamemaster:and then he will walk forward and kind of brush some like loose papers that they didn't see they
Benny:I'm going to go ahead and
Argyle:you
Johnny:you
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:need to pack up off of the desk in the center of the room and then he gestures to the desk itself
Gamemaster:and he says, here it is. It's the desk. You just gotta like open one of the cabinets.
Gamemaster:you open one of the cabinets
Benny:open one of the cabinets.
Gamemaster:there's a ream of paper inside
Gamemaster:and on the paper itself
Gamemaster:there's a drawing of a face
Benny:Oh, you're making this easy.
Argyle:Just do it.
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:that says
Gamemaster:please don't kill me
Gamemaster:why would I make killing me easy?
Gamemaster:you're about to end my life
Benny:How did you know I was going to kill you?
Gamemaster:because I've been talking to Kadou
Gamemaster:I know what you're doing. He's been packing up the whole day.
Gamemaster:Did you think I wouldn't notice? It's happening in my fame.
Benny:Kadou.
Benny:They could have been packing up for anything.
Benny:no hold on I want this I want the heart to be at peace he might have been staying the night we don know what he doing where is that
Gamemaster:Yeah he could have been packing up to leave me What you thought he was gonna abandon me Roll a perception check to like try and figure out where the the bit that you have to pull to get it to stop is
Argyle:Ha ha ha ha ha ha Can we check also how much power is on this heart
Johnny:you Thank you
Anzu:you you
Gamemaster:That's an arcana or a cultism.
Benny:reception
Benny:what
Benny:oh yeah can someone look
Argyle:With the totem.
Benny:34
Argyle:Oh my goodness.
Benny:crit
Benny:Listen, buddy.
Argyle:Oh, hold on.
Johnny:you
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:A 34 crit.
Gamemaster:Yeah, there's like one of the pieces of paper in the ream of paper that has a bit of like a chad hanging off of the side that it looks like if you tear it, you'll get the piece.
Gamemaster:With the 28 for Anzu, it looks like they were honest about how much energy was in this thing.
Gamemaster:There's 30 units.
Benny:Not
Gamemaster:Listen, you could just leave me.
Benny:personal.
Gamemaster:It's not going to make all...
Benny:We can't. Another group's going to get your power.
Argyle:Thank you.
Johnny:Friend, look over here.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:I know your plan.
Gamemaster:I know you're going to go out and find magic items.
Gamemaster:It's just...
Gamemaster:It's not going to mean all that much in the long run.
Gamemaster:You could just leave me.
Johnny:I will create a distraction.
Gamemaster:Okay.
Johnny:Ah, look over here.
Gamemaster:I'm not gonna make you roll at this point
Johnny:Ah.
Gamemaster:because it's not like he can do much at this point
Gamemaster:you distract him which does give you
Benny:Benny will...
Gamemaster:an opening for like that split second
Benny:Yep.
Gamemaster:but he can yank it
Gamemaster:there is a pop
Gamemaster:and I need all of you to make reflex saves
Gamemaster:because the building starts collapsing
Gamemaster:now that the heart is dead
Benny:For flavor, can we get
Argyle:Thank you.
Johnny:Yeah, it was me doing this.
Anzu:you
Benny:what the
Benny:distraction was?
Gamemaster:yeah
Gamemaster:Johnny was showing off the distraction
Gamemaster:That's terrible.
Johnny:Ah! Ah!
Benny:Okay, so it was fun.
Johnny:Ah!
Benny:It wasn't like, my arm!
Benny:Or like something else that would have made them feel...
Johnny:No, it was me doing this.
Benny:Because the meat is sour if they're upset when you kill them.
Johnny:Jeez.
Gamemaster:What did we get for reflex?
Benny:21.
Argyle:That lowest was a 15.
Johnny:you
Anzu:you
Benny:Here we go one more step.
Argyle:Okay.
Johnny:you
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:Lowe's is 15, you're fine. I was just looking for crit failures. Nobody crit failed.
Gamemaster:You make it out.
Argyle:All right.
Gamemaster:Everything's loaded up.
Gamemaster:Kadou hops into the driver's seat of their truck, and he says,
Gamemaster:I'm just driving this over to your place.
Argyle:Yeah, I feel free.
Gamemaster:Okay. Are you going to escort us, or am I just going to see you there?
Gamemaster:I don't know if you've been to the other people yet.
Argyle:We're going to go to the other ones now.
Argyle:Do you want an escort?
Gamemaster:No, we'll be fine.
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:Alright, be careful. Good luck.
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:I'm sure.
Gamemaster:And he starts driving off
Gamemaster:in the general direction of your
Gamemaster:fame.
Argyle:Cool.
Gamemaster:Okay, so now you guys are gonna
Gamemaster:cut over to Solari.
Argyle:Yeah.
Argyle:Yeah.
Gamemaster:Okay.
Gamemaster:You head over to Solari.
Gamemaster:Excuse me, you've been here before.
Gamemaster:A tiny place.
Gamemaster:It is like a home
Gamemaster:in nature.
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:We leave him.
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:Solvano is there.
Gamemaster:He's packing.
Gamemaster:He's packing.
Gamemaster:He is not packed.
Gamemaster:He's not doing a great job of it.
Gamemaster:He's moving a little bit
Gamemaster:like side to side.
Gamemaster:You're pretty confident
Gamemaster:even from a distance
Gamemaster:that he is drunk
Gamemaster:as he is hardly trying
Gamemaster:to pack things away.
Gamemaster:No?
Argyle:I don't want him, guys.
Gamemaster:Okay absolutely Like uh Salvado is like picking up he doesn have anything of particular import here because it looks like a lot of what he took is just like clothing and the like
Argyle:honestly it's going to make us look better with the crowd
Benny:yeah can you check
Johnny:You don't want us 30 units though.
Anzu:We are...
Argyle:that we decided to leave the drunk anyway.
Argyle:Could you see how many units he's got?
Anzu:We're not going to leave him.
Argyle:See how many units he's got, Tanner.
Argyle:See how many units he got first, though, Anzu.
Benny:well actually okay you go in and check
Benny:and then maybe I'll come in and kill it
Anzu:I will approach.
Johnny:I go with on you with Anzu
Argyle:you you
Benny:you you you you
Anzu:Thank you you
Gamemaster:because he's treating this effectively
Benny:you
Gamemaster:as a vacation in some form.
Gamemaster:He did not know what he was getting himself into.
Gamemaster:He's like, oh, you guys are here.
Gamemaster:I'm sorry, I'm running a little bit behind.
Gamemaster:I was busy.
Gamemaster:It's fine.
Gamemaster:Just give me a little bit
Gamemaster:and then we'll pack everything away.
Gamemaster:The heart is in the other room.
Benny:you
Argyle:Thank you.
Johnny:Kind of in a rush, so.
Anzu:Well, what do you have left?
Gamemaster:You can just do your thing.
Gamemaster:And then I'll be ready.
Gamemaster:Okay?
Gamemaster:Yeah, I'm doing it.
Johnny:All right, you guys.
Benny:you
Gamemaster:I'm doing it.
Gamemaster:I'm doing it.
Gamemaster:Don't rush me.
Gamemaster:I'm doing it.
Gamemaster:I'm doing it.
Gamemaster:Well, I have all of this stuff that I'm putting in my suitcase because it's my clothes.
Gamemaster:And then we brought some stuff along just, like, you know,
Benny:you
Gamemaster:in case they didn't have any stuff for us to, like, snack on.
Gamemaster:So I'm packing that stuff away because I don't know what they're serving in the restaurant and stuff.
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:power level
Johnny:All right.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:and, you know, I don't know, you guys have the booze.
Gamemaster:So we're going to do that.
Johnny:You got five minutes and the house is coming down.
Gamemaster:Okay, okay, okay, okay, I'm doing it.
Gamemaster:And he's like, frantically,
Argyle:I thought our totem just buzzed with it
Gamemaster:yeah, you can go over, it's a Reconor and a Cultism check
Gamemaster:before you yank out the thing if you want to.
Gamemaster:Did I, is that a thing I did?
Argyle:you did that for the other one
Argyle:but it's okay to not do that
Gamemaster:If that's what, if it, no, that's fine.
Gamemaster:I mean, it's not a particularly consequential thing.
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:Is he worth it, guys?
Johnny:Oh.
Anzu:Thank you.
Gamemaster:That's fine.
Gamemaster:He was telling the truth.
Gamemaster:There's 20 units of energy in this thing.
Gamemaster:So he is frantically punitive.
Argyle:He's going to be...
Argyle:Him and his team are just going to be drunks that can get easily tricked.
Gamemaster:Well, so of note, you guys are here.
Gamemaster:His team is him.
Gamemaster:And then you can see his car has two other people in it.
Gamemaster:And it looks like they're just both asleep in the backseat.
Argyle:Guys, these people suck.
Gamemaster:absolutely yeah no um He uh
Benny:Well Why
Argyle:someone gonna have to drive his car
Johnny:I send a message to Benny
Anzu:with his packing if he allows
Johnny:I'll send a message to Benny.
Johnny:Five minutes, then come in and take the heart.
Benny:Got it.
Gamemaster:How did you do that?
Benny:Walkie-talkies.
Gamemaster:Okay.
Johnny:Me and Benny have walkie-talkies, but there's just a message can trip.
Johnny:It's not the end.
Johnny:The walkie-talkie does nothing.
Gamemaster:Okay, sure.
Gamemaster:Because there are, like, there are, you could use walkie-talkies.
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:Yeah.
Johnny:We have walkie-talkies, but there's no batteries in it.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:It's fine.
Gamemaster:I just.
Johnny:It's just me messaging him.
Gamemaster:Absolutely.
Gamemaster:Okay, so he's packing up.
Gamemaster:Anzu will help.
Gamemaster:He does protest a little bit, but not too much as he's like,
Gamemaster:horribly putting things in.
Gamemaster:He does, of the things he's loaded in,
Gamemaster:he's got like three suitcases of clothing.
Gamemaster:and then it looks like he's got one of those dollies
Benny:Yeah.
Argyle:he's gonna become a spy for Grayson
Johnny:Don't kill him.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:with cartons on it
Gamemaster:and each carton has like four or five handles
Gamemaster:of some kind of booze in it
Gamemaster:that he is like hardly moving out
Gamemaster:into the house into the car
Gamemaster:um
Argyle:because Grayson's just gonna offer him some whiskey or something
Argyle:this is a horrible
Argyle:plan
Argyle:you'll kill him
Johnny:If he's a spy, we'll kill him.
Benny:I'll kill him.
Benny:or we'll turn them.
Gamemaster:Thank you.
Argyle:alright
Argyle:I don't want him near our heart.
Johnny:Is our heart strong enough to tell him?
Anzu:This guy was thrown into a horrible circumstance unbeknownst to himself.
Benny:We'll double turn them.
Argyle:What if he gets paid to just go pluck a heart out?
Johnny:Can the heart just be like, bink?
Johnny:This guy's got nothing.
Johnny:He's level zero.
Johnny:What?
Johnny:What?
Johnny:What?
Johnny:What?
Johnny:What?
Argyle:Yeah, and he sucks.
Johnny:What?
Johnny:What?
Argyle:He's a terrible person.
Johnny:What?
Benny:Josh,
Johnny:What?
Benny:Does that vibe with what we know that it is difficult to kill a heart when you're near it or is it easy?
Argyle:He's...
Gamemaster:No it easy You go up you pluck out the cord and then it dead
Argyle:yeah i don i don think we should we should just dip i mean the nice thing is we not going to de him and then leave i think we just leave
Benny:But I want the energy.
Johnny:you I think it bad if we already said we help these guys
Anzu:you you
Argyle:all right then we we take the heart and we
Argyle:no i i mean i don't think it's that honestly i think our allies would trust us more to see us
Argyle:not work.
Benny:but he could be fodder.
Johnny:you
Anzu:You know, for the half of you that is not a demon, I do not like your discern for human
Gamemaster:you
Argyle:Honestly, Tas would appreciate
Argyle:it for us to be more discerning.
Argyle:He's not good fodder. He's just a
Argyle:drunk level zero.
Anzu:life.
Argyle:just saying
Benny:Thank you.
Johnny:We'll take about three of them.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:it's just very funny that up to that point
Argyle:in terms of saving the world
Argyle:we need to get to this Voidsong thing
Argyle:and we're all going to die if we have some idiot
Argyle:that gets a
Argyle:that plucks out our heart or something
Argyle:or one of his guys that's asleep
Argyle:those guys are actually they seem kind of wholesome
Argyle:I'd take the guys
Argyle:they're asleep in a car they're on time
Argyle:all right
Johnny:Get drunk in a corner.
Johnny:Thank you.
Gamemaster:Arga is like okay we'll take the heart
Gamemaster:we will take his guys
Argyle:All right.
Gamemaster:and his stuff. We'll just leave him there
Benny:yeah
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:in the empty field by himself.
Gamemaster:He's a liability.
Benny:and to be fair we committed on stuff for the next cycle
Argyle:We have to...
Argyle:I have a plan.
Argyle:I have a plan.
Argyle:You guys, when we get back,
Argyle:got to dispose of his booze.
Johnny:All right.
Benny:that i'm okay with
Argyle:All right.
Argyle:don't let him pack his stuff.
Gamemaster:you
Benny:Thank you.
Anzu:you
Argyle:But all right.
Argyle:If we fight him on the booze,
Argyle:he's not going to come with us.
Argyle:So we'll do it once he's at the heart.
Benny:Yeah. Somewhere where we'll have
Argyle:All right.
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:Thank you.
Benny:majority say, because if he's boozing, he's not useful, and
Benny:no one will want him.
Argyle:Yeah.
Argyle:Or will that make him hate us?
Benny:I don't know.
Benny:Listen, we can't have him be boozing, drunk,
Benny:horrible, incapable, and also a super secret spy for
Benny:yeah
Argyle:All right.
Argyle:Let's figure this out.
Argyle:We get over there.
Argyle:Let's grab his heart and dip.
Benny:this heart's gonna be a fucking weirdo
Johnny:Then he says that and Johnny pulls out his walkie talkie and goes, that's a copy.
Anzu:Yeah.
Gamemaster:Okay, so you are grabbing the heart and dipping?
Benny:Benny will say that out loud before he heads in
Argyle:Our guy's going to not be in the building.
Gamemaster:Absolutely.
Gamemaster:Absolutely.
Argyle:He's going to go, you know what?
Argyle:I know what happens.
Anzu:Yeah, there's no reason for us to be in there.
Johnny:Okay.
Gamemaster:The heart is totally normal.
Benny:yeah
Gamemaster:It is a miniature sculpture of various shipping containers.
Benny:Help.
Argyle:you
Johnny:you
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:stacked on top of each other, and in order to speak, it kind of rattles, uh, uh, and as it
Gamemaster:rattles, a kind of rattly voice comes out of it, uh, as if it were one long vocal cord made out
Gamemaster:of metal. Um, as you approach, uh, it rattles out. Can you, can you help him?
Gamemaster:so how do he keeps um he keeps talking about how i need more energy and then he tried yanking on me
Benny:Help.
Benny:help them do what
Argyle:Oh, God.
Johnny:Yeah.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:uh i guess to move me or something i told him that's not how it works and then he said nonsense
Gamemaster:and he spent like half an hour pushing me and obviously he got nowhere and then he started
Gamemaster:crying, and then
Gamemaster:he started drinking,
Argyle:I take it all back, guys.
Gamemaster:and like,
Argyle:He's a good person.
Gamemaster:he's just kind of a pain now.
Benny:uh
Gamemaster:So can you just like Absolutely absolutely
Benny:uh
Johnny:Yeah Tell me more Tell me more I distract this thing as we assess it
Benny:Thank you
Argyle:meanwhile Johnny like holding the radio and Argyle on the outside being like oh my god i have yes and too much what have i become i used to be a warrior of
Anzu:you you
Argyle:good now i'm a monster these harlequins got into my head
Johnny:Yeah, yeah, tell me more. All right, where's the thing we got to pull on this guy?
Gamemaster:absolutely
Gamemaster:absolutely
Gamemaster:I need a perception check to try and identify
Gamemaster:which Jenga block of this larynx-shipping crate you need to pull.
Benny:Oh, Mr. Benny, it does be...
Argyle:you
Johnny:That was better.
Anzu:you
Benny:Mr. Benny does be perceiving.
Benny:29, 26.
Gamemaster:2926?
Benny:It's a 15 on my screen.
Benny:No, sorry, sorry.
Gamemaster:That's such a high number.
Benny:It's a 26.
Gamemaster:2,926.
Gamemaster:you saw 15 and immediately thought 29 i get it uh
Benny:It showed a 15 on my screen,
Benny:but that may have been my die
Benny:hitting Johnny's die on my...
Benny:yeah because I have a plus 14
Argyle:laughs
Johnny:you
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:um yeah okay you i mean it's easy enough uh there is one of the shipping containers is the
Gamemaster:load-bearing one that you know to yank uh and with johnny's help uh distracting it i mean it
Gamemaster:doesn't have eyes. It is a sculpture
Gamemaster:of some shipping containers.
Gamemaster:But when you feel that it's
Gamemaster:distracted,
Gamemaster:you can yank it.
Benny:yanked
Gamemaster:That's fine.
Argyle:Thank you.
Johnny:I mean, I don't know.
Anzu:you
Benny:get yanked idiot
Gamemaster:Okay, you yank it. It says, oh, fuck!
Benny:while this is
Gamemaster:And then everything starts to collapse,
Gamemaster:and I need a reflex safe to get out.
Gamemaster:As always,
Gamemaster:the whole
Gamemaster:place collapses when the
Gamemaster:heart is killed.
Benny:while it's collapsing
Benny:Benny will
Benny:ask Johnny
Gamemaster:Thank you
Benny:wait he said oh fuck
Benny:do you think he felt that did he know that I was
Benny:going to oh shit oh shit
Benny:oh yeah yeah
Argyle:you you
Johnny:I think he had a moment or as we like sauntering out under like dodgington rubble I think there was a second where he saw his own mortality but you know now he dead
Anzu:you you
Johnny:We both died.
Johnny:I think we had that exact same moment.
Johnny:So, you know.
Benny:in a way
Benny:we relate to the hearts
Johnny:We are hearts, aren't we?
Johnny:In a way.
Benny:well
Benny:Yeah, me especially.
Argyle:I was hearing it. It's heartbreaking.
Johnny:I sent a message to Argyle.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:What were the reflex saves?
Johnny:He said a lot of nice stuff about Salvado before he died.
Johnny:He said he was a really great dude.
Johnny:He said he gave to charity.
Argyle:I'm a horrible person now.
Argyle:Alright, one of us needs to drive the other car back.
Benny:Well, I'm driving the important one.
Benny:I mean, do they even matter?
Argyle:I wasn't in that house.
Gamemaster:I want to know if you critically fail.
Benny:30, 33, 33.
Gamemaster:That's it.
Gamemaster:I just want to know if you critically fail.
Benny:Yeah.
Johnny:Oh, yeah, 21.
Benny:you
Johnny:We're good.
Argyle:what's the check for driving?
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:Okay, um, all right, so Sulfato gets behind the, uh, the, the wheel of their little, uh, like, SUV thing that they brought.
Gamemaster:Uh, he says, okay, you lead, I'll follow.
Johnny:Are you good to drive?
Gamemaster:Yeah, I'm a real good driver, what do you mean?
Argyle:is it dex?
Gamemaster:Yeah, it's nice.
Argyle:who's the next highest dex?
Johnny:I got...
Gamemaster:What do you mean? Alcohol makes you, like, pretty well-coordinated.
Benny:Well, yeah, what's the issue with just letting them drive, guys?
Johnny:I got a plus three as well.
Argyle:What'd you say?
Anzu:I have plus three on my dex.
Gamemaster:He wouldn't get arrested in Hallia even if he were driving.
Anzu:He's drunk as hell.
Benny:Oh, and that makes it...
Benny:Yeah, I guess that makes...
Benny:But it doesn't...
Argyle:Well,
Benny:It's not a computer.
Argyle:well,
Anzu:He's not going to get arrested, but he might get us in trouble.
Argyle:I could.
Argyle:Oh,
Argyle:I already have it prepared.
Benny:Yeah, drunk driving is illegal.
Anzu:No, I know.
Johnny:Jeez.
Anzu:That's what I'm saying.
Benny:If it was a problem it would be illegal
Johnny:Thank you So we up
Anzu:I saying he not going to get arrested but it still a problem
Argyle:when he when he getting up to his car I will cast Cleanse Affliction
Gamemaster:you Hold on a second
Argyle:and that should help, right?
Argyle:Should that just make him sober?
Gamemaster:What does cleanse affliction do?
Argyle:I believe that's the one that will just...
Gamemaster:affliction the effects of toxins and more complex maladies such as a curse
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:yeah
Johnny:you
Anzu:Oh, my God.
Gamemaster:disease or poison it is a poison in case you're curious alcohol has the alchemical
Argyle:great i was planning on curing him of his alcoholism but it looks like yeah
Gamemaster:consumable drug ingested and poison traits
Gamemaster:that's not what cleanse affliction does cleanse affliction would sober him up it
Argyle:no i know but we have we we have drugs to counteract we have the the uh something suppresses
Gamemaster:It would not...
Gamemaster:You do.
Anzu:I do have addiction suppressant.
Argyle:yeah yeah so I was gonna give him that
Gamemaster:You do.
Benny:That's how it starts.
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:Well, okay.
Argyle:but we don't need to if he was just drinking because he was depressed so
Anzu:No, he probably isn't.
Argyle:anyway yeah but I cleanse affliction him now let's go
Gamemaster:Okay.
Gamemaster:So he gets behind the wheel.
Gamemaster:You walk up.
Gamemaster:You cleanse affliction.
Gamemaster:you get rid of the drunkenness. I'm not going to make you roll
Gamemaster:the counteract, because it's a level
Gamemaster:zero effect.
Argyle:yeah
Gamemaster:So you just walk up,
Argyle:Yes, yes.
Gamemaster:drunkenness be gone,
Gamemaster:and then you head back to your truck to start driving.
Benny:That was the rules.
Johnny:you
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:Absolutely.
Argyle:See how it drives.
Gamemaster:As you're walking back,
Gamemaster:you hear in the distance
Gamemaster:some pretty annoyed
Gamemaster:grumbling from him.
Gamemaster:He's not particularly happy about
Gamemaster:being sobered up.
Gamemaster:But he will follow you guys as you drive on back to your place.
Gamemaster:You're fine.
Argyle:you
Benny:you
Johnny:you
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:You all return in one piece.
Gamemaster:You can see...
Benny:What are we paying these people for?
Argyle:Cool.
Johnny:you
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:As you approach, there's no moat yet,
Gamemaster:but there is a car from Alkahest Framed
Gamemaster:that's been pulled up alongside your area.
Argyle:Cool, cool, cool.
Gamemaster:It looks like they did in fact make it without issue.
Gamemaster:Kadou and co are busy hauling stuff out of their truck.
Gamemaster:Where do you want us to put this stuff, boss?
Argyle:We got barracks, so we can just put it in there, right?
Benny:Yep.
Argyle:and then there's a workshop
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:You want us to put all of our...
Argyle:uh and we'll make we can
Gamemaster:I mean, we could fit some of it in the workshop, I'm sure.
Gamemaster:We might have to get, like, a tent or something.
Argyle:we have two other hearts so
Argyle:two parts of hearts we can make some uh
Argyle:that'll give us 25 more energy
Argyle:um
Gamemaster:Yeah, you'll get 25 more energy out of the stuff you yoinked out of the hearts.
Benny:Yeah, how much is like a mundane room?
Argyle:i thought when we yeah when we
Benny:Like, can we get like a warehouse or storeroom?
Gamemaster:The way that I've...
Gamemaster:The way that I've been treating it is that when you get an upgrade,
Gamemaster:that also gives you the ability to just alongside that upgrade get a room that
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:We may have garage.
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:So do we have like an open room from our previous purchases?
Gamemaster:you can assign to however you like.
Gamemaster:One second, what purchases do you have? You have wards of comfort, you have
Anzu:Oh, we made the garage.
Gamemaster:armature, yeah you made the garage as the one that you got for the siphon
Gamemaster:array, and I think those are the three that you have.
Argyle:Do you guys want to buy the bulkheads first?
Gamemaster:154.
Benny:Oh okay cool you 29 more
Johnny:Thank you you It 79
Anzu:Thank you.
Argyle:How much energy once we have 25 more?
Argyle:What energy are we at right now?
Argyle:120 or something?
Argyle:130?
Argyle:154.
Argyle:We should probably...
Gamemaster:154, and I will note, I kept that from last time.
Argyle:Yeah, yeah.
Gamemaster:I am not going to promise to keep track of your energy moving forward.
Gamemaster:One of you do that.
Gamemaster:I just happen to have that written in my big markdown file
Argyle:Yeah.
Argyle:Yeah So 154 we going to add 25 more
Anzu:I write it down
Argyle:So we'll get one.
Gamemaster:27 more.
Argyle:Yeah.
Johnny:79.
Argyle:So we should buy some stuff.
Gamemaster:Oh, no, sorry, not 27 more. 29 more.
Argyle:Yeah.
Argyle:So we should buy some stuff.
Argyle:Did we get alarm wards?
Argyle:or did we just get a siphon array?
Benny:God, you guys just...
Johnny:I think we just got the safe and rare, but the alarm won't work.
Anzu:Indeed.
Gamemaster:Yes, you are at 183.
Argyle:Alright.
Argyle:We should get some defense
Argyle:because everyone's getting fucking weird.
Argyle:Uh.
Argyle:Uh.
Argyle:Uh.
Anzu:We're at what, 183 now?
Argyle:
Argyle:Uh.
Argyle:Uh.
Anzu:Did I do that math right?
Argyle:Uh.
Benny:I'm setting up the spreadsheet.
Argyle:Uh.
Benny:Give me a second.
Argyle:Uh.
Anzu:Oh, sorry.
Argyle:
Argyle:
Argyle:Uh.
Argyle:
Argyle:Uh.
Argyle:Uh.
Argyle:Uh.
Argyle:Uh.
Argyle:Uh.
Benny:I have to highlight the...
Benny:I have to add the...
Benny:bold, the top...
Argyle:Just to also double check, when I see,
Benny:you
Johnny:you
Anzu:Almost, Josh, almost.
Gamemaster:He made a noise, I went to grab him and he ran.
Argyle:these things won't Scale with levels, right?
Argyle:Like some of the DCs, those are a hard set?
Argyle:Or should we assume they Scale kind of?
Gamemaster:Correct.
Argyle:OK.
Gamemaster:No, the only thing that we're assuming scales at the moment is your health benefit, but that explicitly says that it scales.
Argyle:OK.
Argyle:OK.
Gamemaster:Which thing are you looking at that has a DC that you want to know if it scales or not?
Argyle:moat.
Benny:Thank you.
Johnny:I feel like the alarm words are a pretty solid one.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:Oh yeah, no, the moat has flat DC.
Argyle:And honestly, the turret, the turret
Argyle:doesn't look that good.
Argyle:14 to hit.
Argyle:But I guess it's for fodder.
Gamemaster:Yes Protectorate has reinforced bulkheads outside which gives them a plus 2 42 DC
Argyle:I kind of like the bulkheads.
Argyle:That's what they used as the gate, right?
Argyle:Is that what the Protectorate used?
Argyle:We can just do bulkheads and alarms
Benny:you Thank you
Johnny:you I don know how
Anzu:Yeah I like the bulkheads for sure
Argyle:Do I do bulkheads and then just stop spending?
Anzu:Wait, what kind of math are you doing?
Argyle:That'll bring us to 150.
Argyle:Or we can be crazy and buy the bulkheads and then the moat,
Argyle:and then we're down to 70.
Argyle:Which is like...
Argyle:It's still a few tithes.
Argyle:That's still...
Benny:Okay.
Argyle:We'll have a...
Johnny:I don't know how useful the moat is.
Anzu:Aren't we at 183 right now?
Gamemaster:Thank you.
Argyle:Yeah.
Anzu:How'd you bring us down to 70?
Argyle:That's if we take the bulkheads and the moat.
Anzu:Oh, the moat.
Argyle:Yeah.
Anzu:Okay, I wasn't...
Argyle:Yeah. Yeah.
Johnny:The DC is only 23 for the moat.
Argyle:Yeah, but that'll stop
Argyle:all this weird skeleton shit
Argyle:that he's grooming.
Benny:Uh...
Argyle:Yeah.
Johnny:I think maybe just one of the tier ones from the defense and security, and then maybe.
Anzu:Thank you.
Gamemaster:Clue me.
Argyle:All I'm saying is that
Argyle:we do that, we're going to have 150.
Argyle:A 150 heart is very easily killed
Argyle:and we've spent very little on defense.
Argyle:Everyone else seems to be...
Benny:wait so Jorge you want to get the bulkheads and the moat
Argyle:defending to doing defense.
Johnny:Okay.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:you
Argyle:That's why I kind of want to spend two things.
Argyle:70. We started out this with 80.
Argyle:If we end up with 70,
Argyle:we have a lot of people.
Argyle:We have a lot of nice things.
Benny:but the ball kids in the moat bring us to yeah right around so we at 194 right now
Argyle:Yeah, that's my suggestion.
Argyle:Yeah.
Argyle:That was 184 is it 194 oh 183 yeah yeah
Johnny:you you
Anzu:Sorry I got 183
Gamemaster:It It 183
Benny:155 starting.
Gamemaster:154 starting, plus 29.
Benny:Oh, I see.
Benny:this is 12
Argyle:it'll also make us look really good to the energy people they're like you guys got to be more
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:you
Benny:this is 17
Benny:this is 18
Argyle:discerning and you're like you're right which is the next morning two of the factions are wiped
Argyle:we have well-fed walls and we have an energy moat it'll set a tone
Benny:I do think that's probably good.
Argyle:Yeah, I don't...
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:Okay.
Gamemaster:you
Benny:I mean, so what else do I...
Benny:Like, we should probably get in, like, the 50 to 70 range.
Benny:Because we don't want to have a juicy target.
Argyle:Yeah.
Benny:It actually benefits us significantly to spend.
Benny:Because then the heart gives less on return.
Benny:And it's harder to get to a heart that has less energy.
Argyle:Yeah, agreed.
Benny:Yeah.
Anzu:Okay.
Anzu:That makes enough sense to me.
Argyle:Is that the things we should buy, though?
Argyle:Because I'm down...
Benny:Yeah.
Argyle:I think the bulkheads and the moat are the best ones.
Argyle:Do we have any other...
Benny:Who are our neighbors?
Benny:One of our neighbors is RunGunners.
Argyle:they didn't talk to us
Johnny:Yeah.
Anzu:Thank you.
Gamemaster:Thank you.
Benny:Do we know if they're part of an alliance?
Argyle:and they specifically made a road
Argyle:that went from our Fane to another Fane
Argyle:I don't like them as neighbors
Argyle:and they said
Argyle:don't you fucking touch this
Benny:Okay.
Benny:Because if we go further into the espionage,
Benny:we have Siphon Array already
Benny:we could get
Benny:Spoofing Transmitter
Benny:oh this just targets
Argyle:Doesn't need to be next to us.
Johnny:you
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:you
Benny:one rival faction
Benny:straight up
Benny:the Parasite one
Argyle:Yeah, doesn't he be next to us?
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:Thank you.
Benny:needs to be. That's 180, that's tier 3,
Argyle:Ah.
Benny:but we'll worry about that later.
Argyle:Yeah.
Benny:Once per cycle, a party can
Benny:use this to forge false energy
Benny:footprints.
Benny:Attempt a DC 24
Benny:Deception Society or Applicable
Benny:Lore check.
Benny:This is like a DC we could
Benny:completely
Benny:hammer.
Argyle:Yeah, this is against the Harlequins, basically.
Argyle:Yeah.
Benny:The target's tithe increases by
Benny:15. Party's reduction stays at
Argyle:I,
Johnny:Okay.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:you
Benny:10.
Benny:Oh, I see. So
Benny:our tithe is reduced by
Benny:10, and
Benny:we increase our targets by 15
Benny:on a crit success.
Johnny:Okay.
Benny:I'm not sure
Benny:we're going to have difficulty paying the tithe.
Benny:We'd have to target
Benny:people that might take our route
Benny:anyways, where they kill their own heart
Benny:and transfer to someone more powerful.
Johnny:Okay.
Benny:are we really worried about Grayson's
Argyle:I don't think that's going to happen on first...
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:Thank you.
Benny:ability?
Argyle:I don't think people are going to start spoofing out of the gate.
Argyle:I think that's...
Argyle:Yeah.
Argyle:I personally don't think it's going to happen out of the gate.
Benny:Well, I don't think we should be doing it, is
Argyle:But...
Benny:my point. Even if we could
Argyle:Yeah.
Benny:hammer a crit success, our reduction
Benny:at 10 is good because
Benny:we want it reduced, obviously.
Argyle:I see that as like an endgame thing
Argyle:where it's just us and Grace
Argyle:and then we're just like,
Argyle:fuck you, fuck you, that type of thing.
Benny:Yeah.
Argyle:I vote Moat and Bulkheads
Johnny:Yeah, let's do it.
Benny:let me look at you too wait so we have what three let me just read utility and comfort real quick
Argyle:it makes our heart less juicy and more defended.
Anzu:Did we get the words of comfort but we do have access to it
Gamemaster:In defense, correct.
Argyle:What do you all say?
Argyle:I don need the infirmary cot honestly I don think we need any of the medical stuff Maybe the hero hearth
Benny:we don't have any of these yet so we don't get access to tier two right
Benny:i've
Gamemaster:In utility and comfort upgrades,
Benny:oh okay cool you we got to spend out front
Gamemaster:you own both wards of comfort and armature aided workshop.
Gamemaster:You have both of the tier one stuff Here one second
Johnny:you you
Argyle:would be nice, but...
Gamemaster:This is the most up to date that we have right now.
Argyle:Yeah.
Gamemaster:That is the things that you've purchased.
Gamemaster:I will update it as you purchase things.
Anzu:Whoa.
Benny:so
Benny:now
Benny:So I do think we should be spending from the defense category.
Argyle:there's anyone
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:I think
Gamemaster:Almost identical, I just marked the thing that you purchased, like, off.
Benny:Let me check with Josh.
Anzu:I like the bulkheads 100%
Argyle:anyone opposed to walls and moat
Benny:Oh.
Benny:so the moat
Argyle:yeah did you want something besides the moat or did you want to not spend that energy
Anzu:I think no question we get that
Argyle:would you rather the chart or the moat
Benny:the moat makes him prone
Argyle:Yeah.
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:Thank you.
Gamemaster:For what it's worth,
Benny:I mean actually DC23
Benny:is not bad
Benny:we think the zombies are going to be
Benny:not that athletic
Benny:and yeah
Gamemaster:like, specifically looking at the prone,
Benny:Thank you.
Gamemaster:because I know that's, like, kind of hard to adjudicate.
Gamemaster:If you're, like, hunched up in your base,
Gamemaster:and then they turn prone and then stand up,
Gamemaster:that doesn't make sense.
Gamemaster:So I would be treating it like an actual moat.
Gamemaster:So they would have to wade through a moat
Gamemaster:during the duration of the time that they're going through the moat.
Argyle:and also just to clarify i assume this how it goes but this is magical so if we get a wall in a moat
Johnny:you
Anzu:Yeah, I think the mode is good.
Gamemaster:If they fail to save, they be prom.
Gamemaster:To clarify.
Gamemaster:It's not just like a one-action thing.
Benny:Thank you Hold on we don want the turrets
Argyle:and then later we expand our compound we could just expand the wall and moat around it
Gamemaster:They will increase in size as well, yes.
Argyle:just double checking i just i didn't want to be like you pulled obviously
Gamemaster:Yes, this is part of your fame.
Argyle:yeah
Gamemaster:It's not like a permanent structure.
Gamemaster:it will modify itself to best fit with whatever structure you guys go with.
Argyle:yeah let's do
Argyle:I vote that moat and then we can have the have a drawbridge with the gate and everything for the garage And what other room We getting two upgrades
Johnny:you Thank you
Anzu:you you
Gamemaster:you
Argyle:What rooms would you guys want?
Benny:Has anyone read the turrets?
Gamemaster:you
Argyle:I say turret next, but wait till we get some items.
Benny:Okay.
Benny:It's 2d8 plus 4.
Argyle:Uh...
Benny:Is that a 14 to hit or a plus 14 to hit?
Argyle:Can we buy the turret multiple times and just get more turrets?
Anzu:Thank you.
Gamemaster:It's a plus 14. I don't think it rendered in that first image that I showed you, but there's a plus there.
Argyle:we're gonna have to go so deep
Benny:Oh, it's one turret.
Gamemaster:So the way it works is that each time you purchase it, you will get a turret that on initiative count 20 makes an attack with a plus 14.
Benny:Okay.
Benny:Oh yeah, if it's one turret, the mode is much more bang for buck.
Argyle:into these dungeons because I want
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:Okay.
Argyle:so many fucking turrets
Argyle:yeah and then we get the turrets later
Argyle:oh god and then we'll just buy turrets and siphons
Argyle:oh I assume we can only get one siphon but yeah
Benny:The turrets honestly seem expensive, though.
Argyle:you
Benny:Like, if a single purchase doesn't cover the perimeter...
Benny:I mean, don't get me wrong, if it covers the perimeter, it seems a little bit powerful.
Gamemaster:Okay.
Gamemaster:So, like, it does cover the perimeter.
Benny:Yeah.
Gamemaster:it just only makes one attack
Benny:I see.
Gamemaster:if that makes sense
Johnny:We get 500 of the turrets.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:because the idea is that it's defense for your base
Gamemaster:but each time you purchase it
Gamemaster:you get on initiative count 20 one attack
Gamemaster:if that tracks
Benny:I see.
Benny:I see.
Gamemaster:yes
Benny:Yeah, I see we go with the moat.
Johnny:Do we get 500 attacks?
Argyle:We gotta go deep, guys.
Johnny:Okay.
Johnny:We got to go deep diving.
Benny:I'm very concerned that the optimal is to just keep buying the turrets after we get the moat.
Benny:just...
Gamemaster:Go for it.
Benny:Like, would we rather have feedback
Benny:shielding or two more turrets
Johnny:And then we just turn it stack
Anzu:you Okay
Gamemaster:Okay, jetzt.
Argyle:Oh I don know if we go feedback shielding ever I think we just get the siphon stuff whatever other ones and turrets I think that all we get
Argyle:More turrets.
Benny:Alright, fair enough. I'll mark down
Benny:purchase of the moat and
Benny:of the
Benny:bulwark. Bulkheads.
Argyle:What other additions to the base do we want, room-wise?
Argyle:Like, mundane rooms?
Benny:We need something for these assholes.
Benny:Well, actually, they're in the barracks.
Benny:Do we want a storeroom for random shit?
Benny:Or so wait, so wait.
Argyle:Yeah.
Johnny:Yeah, it might not be a bad idea to have just a warehouse type deal.
Anzu:Yeah, we need a warehouse.
Gamemaster:Vielen Dank.
Johnny:And do we want like a War room?
Argyle:But we get two. We got two upgrades.
Argyle:So warehouse and then...
Johnny:War room?
Argyle:Sick!
Johnny:That's hard to say for some reason.
Johnny:Like a lot of big maps, a lot of big whiteboards, tables.
Johnny:War room.
Argyle:Um...
Benny:The current rooms we have, I think we have a kitchen.
Benny:We have the barracks.
Benny:We have a garage.
Benny:And we have a room on a workshop?
Argyle:a workshop.
Johnny:Oh, he likes it.
Anzu:That's the bear.
Gamemaster:In a workshop.
Argyle:Yep.
Benny:Do we have a room for us to sleep in?
Argyle:That's the barracks.
Gamemaster:You've been sleeping in the barracks.
Benny:Ah, okay.
Argyle:That's where we'll have the warehouse.
Argyle:And then
Benny:The warehouse, and then we have...
Benny:It's like just a room with a table and chairs.
Argyle:for the
Benny:It's just...
Johnny:You all saw it.
Argyle:yeah so it's it's like a it's a den and we'll put it in front of the kitchen so that people
Benny:Yeah, we'll have a War room,
Benny:because there are going to be so many fucking people in the barracks
Benny:that you can't hang out in the barracks.
Benny:It's just for sleeping.
Benny:So then we'll have a...
Johnny:The worm is also a dead end.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:Es ist ein Barracks.
Benny:Yeah.
Argyle:have to go through the den to now get to our heart we're going to start stacking it that way
Argyle:and if possible i know is asking make the garage a little bigger to fit the other cars
Gamemaster:Okay.
Benny:Yeah, yeah.
Gamemaster:Wenn du...
Gamemaster:Das ist okay, so lange es in einem Raum bleibt.
Benny:Yeah.
Argyle:Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Gamemaster:Weil es schon handweichig ist.
Benny:Yeah.
Gamemaster:Okay, um es klar zu machen,
Gamemaster:weil ich die Hexen-Mappe mit der neuen Form
Argyle:Yeah, yeah.
Gamemaster:deines was auch immer update,
Gamemaster:Es ist wie...
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:We're honeycombing.
Johnny:you
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:Okay, klar.
Argyle:If you've ever played Rust, we're doing a honeycomb.
Gamemaster:Okay, das ist gut.
Argyle:They have to go through.
Benny:We're designing this to be an unrateable for us to base.
Argyle:layers and they want to get to the heart, they gotta go through
Johnny:Youth
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:coming. Okay, yeah. Absolutely. Okay, so you dump energy in and out of nowhere, some additional
Argyle:multiple layers. It's walls.
Argyle:It's maze-y.
Argyle:Yeah, yeah.
Benny:It's just our...
Argyle:We took notes from visiting the Scale.
Benny:okay
Argyle:That was the only big base that let us in.
Argyle:We took notes. We're like, oh, more
Argyle:bases.
Johnny:philosophy.
Johnny:They
Johnny:Thank you.
Gamemaster:rooms spawn into existence, the house itself rearranges itself to your specifications,
Gamemaster:and in addition
Benny:you
Argyle:I know
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:surveying the land getting ready to
Gamemaster:draw up some plans to build the moat
Gamemaster:because that was a request you
Gamemaster:made of them
Argyle:I think moats on the outside
Gamemaster:see the ground just drop out from
Benny:Yep.
Gamemaster:underneath them and to clarify
Gamemaster:just to make sure we're on the same page
Gamemaster:moat and then walls
Gamemaster:or walls and then moat
Gamemaster:that is what I expected
Johnny:you
Argyle:walls are on the inside
Argyle:yeah
Gamemaster:I just didn't want to like
Argyle:yeah
Gamemaster:you know if you had something else in mind okay so around yeah around your area a moat appears
Argyle:that's to block siege machines
Argyle:yeah
Argyle:yeah
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:a wall rises up and then on the parapets of the wall um these towers grow out of the parapets
Benny:you
Gamemaster:with a keystone like crystal floating on top that you would recognize as the automated turrets
Gamemaster:ready to attack should anybody enter uh the the benefit of this particular structure
Argyle:yes
Johnny:We imagine we have turrets.
Argyle:yes
Argyle:Yeah buddy
Gamemaster:here is that as things
Gamemaster:wade through the moat, the turrets can
Gamemaster:take pop shots at them.
Argyle:Yeah buddy
Anzu:Wait, there already are turrets?
Argyle:Oh you're right
Gamemaster:Oh, sorry, no, you didn't buy the turrets.
Gamemaster:I take it back. None of the turrets
Argyle:Yeah
Argyle:Oh yeah
Gamemaster:show up. Retcon that. You just
Benny:soon
Gamemaster:got the moat and the bulkheads.
Gamemaster:You, yeah.
Gamemaster:And the turret
Gamemaster:will go there, and there,
Gamemaster:and there, but not yet.
Argyle:Yeah
Argyle:You know remember when Radiant Arms said they didn need to move in with us They might want to when they see how cool our base is now
Johnny:Oh yeah Whoa We got a vote
Gamemaster:Something for the future.
Gamemaster:You got to Got them out
Benny:We staged a car accident
Anzu:you you
Argyle:Yeah.
Argyle:Yeah.
Gamemaster:And I think with that, I know it's a little early and we started a little late,
Gamemaster:but I don't know if we're going to do anything in the next seven minutes.
Gamemaster:So it's kind of 11.
Argyle:Go quick, we're going to get in our cars.
Argyle:We're first going to sleep, then we're going to drive.
Gamemaster:Yeah, so if there's anything you want to do right now that's quick, now's the time.
Argyle:55 burgers.
Benny:that kills sylvato and we we make his blood alcohol very high
Argyle:no no so
Johnny:No, one of the murder cigarettes?
Anzu:I think, do we just go to bed?
Gamemaster:Absolutely. You actually don't need to do anything to make his blood alcohol very high.
Argyle:Argyle
Benny:did we just
Anzu:Can we just sleep?
Argyle:Argyle is going to walk over
Benny:if we just go to bed he'll kill himself
Argyle:to Salvado
Argyle:who I'm guessing is Depresso
Gamemaster:Hmm?
Argyle:offer him
Gamemaster:Sure.
Argyle:a cigarette
Argyle:give him a warning
Gamemaster:Oh, I don't...
Argyle:give him a warning
Gamemaster:Okay.
Argyle:but I'm going to
Argyle:while smoking a cigarette I'm going to offer him
Argyle:a shiver
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:from my private stash
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:Okay.
Argyle:and be like, I'll let you sleep.
Gamemaster:Absolutely.
Argyle:I'll cure you in the morning.
Gamemaster:Okay.
Argyle:And I tell him, after this,
Argyle:no more drugs.
Gamemaster:You just, you're giving me drugs and then you're telling me no more drugs?
Argyle:It's to sleep.
Argyle:It's to sleep. You seem sad.
Gamemaster:I'm getting really mixed signals from you guys.
Argyle:So, alright, don't drink this.
Argyle:Go to bed sad.
Gamemaster:No, I'll drink it.
Argyle:Yeah, okay.
Gamemaster:He'll pop open the cap.
Argyle:just to put it out there josh depression major depression disorder is classified as a disease
Benny:Does the weave...
Johnny:Can I just...
Anzu:Oh my god.
Gamemaster:Yeah.
Gamemaster:Hmm?
Argyle:so i should be able to cleanse a fiction and just make you happy
Gamemaster:Yeah?
Argyle:it will not make you happy i'll just remove the
Gamemaster:Nope.
Argyle:no
Gamemaster:It doesn't have the disease trait.
Benny:Does the weave adhere...
Gamemaster:Because Pathfinder science is not advanced enough to understand that it's a mental illness.
Benny:It...
Argyle:i know i'm just saying
Gamemaster:Also, you don't know if he's depressed.
Gamemaster:Maybe he's not depressed.
Argyle:yeah Yeah
Benny:It doesn adhere to the DSM or whatever
Johnny:you Oh my God
Anzu:you you you you you you
Gamemaster:No Listen I would not use the DSM of any version
Gamemaster:as a way to be like, oh yeah, I can cure it.
Argyle:Yeah.
Argyle:that's crazy that's crazy
Gamemaster:Because I'm pretty sure if you do that,
Gamemaster:depending on what version you get,
Gamemaster:you could use cleanse affliction to stop somebody from being gay.
Gamemaster:And I don't like that.
Gamemaster:Because that used to be in the DSM.
Benny:We had a parody of it.
Johnny:Oh no.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:No.
Benny:I think it was the DSH or the DHS in one of our mock trials.
Benny:And then our mock trial coach had to explain to us what the DSM was.
Argyle:also since we got a couple of minutes
Benny:It's like, oh, this is just not the DSM, but it is the DSM.
Benny:It's like, yeah, but they're not saying it.
Benny:Yeah.
Gamemaster:No.
Gamemaster:No cleansing affliction.
Gamemaster:Can't do it.
Benny:Thank you.
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:Yes, that's really well done.
Gamemaster:I'm um
Argyle:I think we're going to need a new name
Argyle:since we're not Iconoclasm anymore
Argyle:we're a group
Argyle:so I nominate
Argyle:the Chronicle
Argyle:I totally came up with that name by myself, guys.
Argyle:So.
Gamemaster:I have no hat in the ring
Gamemaster:because I'm not part of the group
Gamemaster:I'm literally everybody else
Argyle:I just thought it sounded snazzy.
Gamemaster:why the chronicle
Gamemaster:Okay, it does, it sounds a little bit to me like you're a newspaper.
Benny:Finger bungle.
Johnny:The Daily Chronicle.
Anzu:That's why you just say Chronicle.
Gamemaster:I mean, that could be what you're coming for.
Johnny:The Strider.
Anzu:There's no the.
Anzu:The.
Anzu:Anzu and the Chips tips
Johnny:Or the crunk.
Gamemaster:Okay, sure.
Argyle:Do you guys have any other suggestions?
Gamemaster:That's fine.
Johnny:The poncho twist.
Benny:Um.
Johnny:Johnny in the Sky Falls.
Johnny:The chip on Anzu's shoulder.
Johnny:The chip.
Argyle:Chip.
Argyle:We could just be Chip.
Benny:The chips.
Argyle:We'll have an acronym for it.
Gamemaster:Thank you Yeah
Benny:Thank you Okay
Johnny:Anzu and the Chips Johnny and the Skypaw Anzu chips Benny and the Jets
Argyle:No Anzu Anzu chips
Johnny:Argyle and the...
Johnny:Oh, what's another pattern?
Johnny:Hang on.
Johnny:Argyle and the sweaters.
Johnny:There it is.
Argyle:Yeah.
Argyle:Mike do you have any other name suggestions
Johnny:Argyle and the sweaters.
Benny:Fat Cock Alliance.
Johnny:I guess you can.
Anzu:Okay, so, Josh, can you mute Mike, please?
Gamemaster:I knew that was happening.
Argyle:uh
Benny:I mean I was definitely talking
Gamemaster:Yeah.
Gamemaster:Yeah.
Argyle:uh
Gamemaster:Do you think he knows that he's actually muted?
Anzu:I think he can probably see the thing.
Gamemaster:Yeah.
Anzu:All right, you can let him out now.
Anzu:I can see he's starting to sweat.
Benny:um
Johnny:Oh, the dead man's chorus, because we all died, and music.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:I like I don't know if that's always been a thing I can just deafen someone
Argyle:yeah I think that was
Benny:Chucksaw Ridge
Benny:Mean Sandwich
Gamemaster:oh well all of you but one has died
Gamemaster:correct
Argyle:and also
Argyle:everyone else
Argyle:I don't think has died
Gamemaster:you can be like 98%
Benny:Mean Sandwich
Johnny:I'm still on
Anzu:Alright.
Argyle:Three dead men?
Gamemaster:sure that Salvado
Gamemaster:has not died
Argyle:Three dead men?
Benny:The Heartbreakers.
Johnny:I'm still on three and a half men
Johnny:the heartbreak is really good
Argyle:The Heartbreakers?
Anzu:What I've been...
Anzu:I've got songs...
Johnny:the heartbreak is really good though
Anzu:The Heartbreakers is kind of good.
Gamemaster:...
Argyle:Yeah.
Anzu:I have Song Seekers.
Gamemaster:Thank you.
Anzu:That's what I got.
Argyle:You know, I'm okay with Seekers.
Argyle:I'm kidding.
Argyle:get it
Argyle:uh
Johnny:you
Anzu:you
Argyle:Sonic Seekers
Argyle:sounds nice
Argyle:uh
Benny:you
Benny:Oh!
Argyle:choir
Johnny:you
Anzu:Yes, very good.
Gamemaster:I feel like Mike's suggestions are kind of trending towards 50s like boy band he's got
Argyle:because you know there's a song
Argyle:or
Argyle:mute them again
Benny:Uh...
Benny:The topside boys.
Benny:Because we're on top of the strider.
Benny:Yeah.
Johnny:and all the topside
Argyle:and the next thing we
Argyle:do
Argyle:and what's the top side boys gonna do immediately after naming themselves go bottom side
Johnny:you
Gamemaster:Heartbreakers. He's got the Topside
Gamemaster:Boys.
Benny:Why don't we call ourselves the rabid cats?
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:Yeah.
Gamemaster:What was the name
Gamemaster:of the gang in Fallout?
Benny:The atomic cats?
Gamemaster:Oh, gosh.
Argyle:oh two other quick questions when we made our heart it was starward it was start seeking
Benny:The atom cats?
Gamemaster:I don't think that's it.
Gamemaster:The Tunnel Snakes.
Benny:Thank you.
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:you
Argyle:were those are the other three hearts we gave it and the void heart i'm assuming it's now void
Argyle:void leading right
Gamemaster:At this point, once you finish creating it, you can't alter any further the...
Argyle:oh so it's just it's just stuck okay
Argyle:and are we
Gamemaster:Yeah.
Gamemaster:Yeah.
Gamemaster:um you might be one second
Argyle:builder than Hildebrandt now are we bigger than Hildebrandt
Argyle:now
Argyle:yeah
Gamemaster:ah
Benny:Josh, the Atum cats were the gang in Fallout 4.
Johnny:Thank you you Okay
Anzu:you
Argyle:yeah
Argyle:yeah
Benny:Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
Gamemaster:uh yes i think you actually have one more hex than uh held the brand does
Argyle:and now we should just have
Gamemaster:you
Argyle:hit the radiant ghost too oh that is so funny um okay cool well this is fun
Benny:you Thank you
Anzu:you You don really think we need to do that
Gamemaster:you Are you trying to lure Radiant Arms and like Y and co out of their place over to yours just to have more people in your base
Argyle:she seemed somewhat open to moving i remember
Gamemaster:...
Gamemaster:...
Argyle:um the main reason i actually want her to move is not just to make our heart bigger
Gamemaster:...
Argyle:it's I don't like any allies
Argyle:outside of our fame
Benny:Fair.
Johnny:you
Anzu:I, but I kind of like our three stack of us, Hildebrandt, and them.
Gamemaster:Thank you.
Argyle:because I just don't trust other people
Argyle:I don't even
Argyle:yeah or it could just be us and Hildebrandt
Anzu:Like, that's a good amount of land that's all, you know, connected.
Argyle:and then
Argyle:I trust Raiding Arms more than Hildebrandt right now
Argyle:which might be wrong
Anzu:And they got, their main thing is guns, so I think they can defend themselves.
Argyle:but
Anzu:it's not like they're a shipping company
Argyle:They do have guns, but they only have so many shooters.
Benny:What is Solari Sub-surface do?
Johnny:you
Gamemaster:True.
Anzu:you know
Anzu:yeah
Argyle:They're next to a person with just a horde of undead.
Anzu:but they're not as good of a shipping company
Argyle:Bam.
Gamemaster:They are a shipping company.
Benny:Oh, okay.
Gamemaster:Which is, I assume, what the dig on them was.
Anzu:as Alca has freight
Gamemaster:uh so no so prime meridian is the big one uh they're the ones that like made the railroads
Anzu:Great question, Mark.
Argyle:you
Benny:Or prime meridian.
Benny:Thank you.
Johnny:you
Gamemaster:and the majority of the regular roads and do a lot of logistics that way um Solari Sub-surface is
Gamemaster:like a smaller player in that field but they they do something similar where they they do some kind
Gamemaster:of shipping usually with like smaller companies and smaller contracts and the like they also don't
Gamemaster:like maintain any of the rails they rent them from other companies alkahest freight is specifically
Gamemaster:uh like far horizon settling like if i wanted to settle a colony 300 starboard or something like that i would use alkahest Freight to get all of the stuff out there to start the colony and jumpstart it Which is part of why Alkahest Freight or Akato who works for them
Anzu:Thank you you
Argyle:you
Benny:you you
Argyle:Very cool.
Johnny:you you
Gamemaster:has some more knowledge about, like, how to,
Gamemaster:the general interaction with sliding and the like.
Gamemaster:That's kind of Alkahest's whole deal.
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:Never mind.
Johnny:you
Anzu:All right.
Gamemaster:You said very cool and then said sorry what?
Argyle:Oh, yes, yes.
Argyle:So now the twins get to scratch out the moat,
Argyle:and now they can start working on the minesweeper.
Gamemaster:Yes, they're not making the moat anymore, so they moved down to the minesweeper,
Gamemaster:which you're not even sure if that's something that they can do.
Gamemaster:They will work on it.
Argyle:Yeah.
Argyle:Yeah.
Anzu:We need to know where the mines are.
Gamemaster:I do think it's funny that you learned that there are mines
Gamemaster:and then immediately went back and like, we need a minesweeper.
Gamemaster:Now.
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:you are you going into the office tomorrow is it five days
Johnny:you
Gamemaster:No.
Anzu:Josh, are Mondays amenable to you going forward, you think?
Gamemaster:They should be.
Gamemaster:Yeah.
Gamemaster:We'll keep going with the Monday schedule, assuming that works.
Gamemaster:I'll let you know if for whatever reason it doesn't, but I'm operating on the idea that they do.
Anzu:All right.
Gamemaster:Uh, no, it's Juneteenth.
Argyle:oh yes
Argyle:do you normally go into office on Fridays or
Benny:.
Johnny:you
Gamemaster:Yeah, it's normally like full in office.
Argyle:okay
Argyle:okay
Argyle:sounds good
Gamemaster:I'm just going to make sure I'm home for reasonable time on Mondays.
Argyle:sounds good
Argyle:this was good
Argyle:and tomorrow we dive into the
Argyle:next Monday
Argyle:next session we dive into the next
Argyle:think of I guess group names
Gamemaster:Yeah.
Anzu:Indeed.
Argyle:everyone should think of group names
Argyle:because no one seemed to like Chronicle besides me
Anzu:Yes, sir.
Anzu:Are you saying group name for our alliance or group name for us?
Argyle:I think we need a new...
Argyle:At least for our fame Like our group and our fame at least yeah yeah
Benny:you The topside boys
Johnny:to include everybody else not just
Gamemaster:But you don want to call yourselves Iconoclasm and Alkahest Freight and Solari Sub-surface
Anzu:Yes Thank you
Gamemaster:Just the whole time?
Argyle:and rating arms because they said they're
Gamemaster:Oh, and Radiant Arms.
Gamemaster:Oh, yeah.
Argyle:going to join us so
Argyle:yeah
Gamemaster:Well, yeah, you guys think on it.
Argyle:I vote
Argyle:choir it's simple
Argyle:gets the thing across
Benny:the choir
Argyle:yeah
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:Yeah.
Gamemaster:I...
Benny:more of a listener myself
Argyle:I don't know if that if other groups are going to look at that and go they're bad
Gamemaster:If I had a vote, I actually did like the Heartbreakers.
Benny:you
Gamemaster:I thought that was cute.
Gamemaster:I don't...
Gamemaster:Yeah, no, I mean, that does put you in an antagonistic role.
Anzu:Yeah.
Anzu:It's kind of evil.
Anzu:Yeah.
Gamemaster:But it is also true in that you have killed three hearts in the past 24 hours.
Gamemaster:so
Benny:Oh, right.
Argyle:Well, they think we're just kids
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:Thank you.
Gamemaster:you know
Gamemaster:it's not
Benny:Uh-huh.
Gamemaster:it's not
Gamemaster:inaccurate
Gamemaster:why are you
Benny:Uh-huh.
Benny:Uh-huh.
Argyle:and we're just going around burning
Benny:Uh-huh.
Argyle:fucking hearts.
Argyle:Guys, we should lure the plane
Argyle:people so they can fly us over
Argyle:the mine so we can go kill
Argyle:their hearts.
Gamemaster:trying to kill
Gamemaster:ethereal limited's
Gamemaster:heart
Gamemaster:just because they
Gamemaster:have minds
Gamemaster:and that's a challenge to you?
Benny:Thank you.
Argyle:I don't like the mines, guys.
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:you
Gamemaster:Or because they called you kids?
Argyle:No, I actually like him better than Prime Meridian.
Argyle:I just think he's easier to get to than Prime Meridian at the moment.
Gamemaster:Of course.
Argyle:I think it's going to get much worse very quickly.
Gamemaster:If you had to, like,
Gamemaster:qualify, you would say that he
Gamemaster:might, like, not be at half health.
Gamemaster:Not at full health compared to Prime Meridian.
Gamemaster:Like, comparatively.
Argyle:Yeah.
Argyle:Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Gamemaster:Alright.
Argyle:We give him time.
Argyle:He'll definitely build up.
Argyle:I wonder if he regrets building this close to the center now.
Gamemaster:Bye.
Benny:Oh, he'll regret it.
Argyle:Unless he wants to be a mind guy.
Johnny:you
Anzu:you
Benny:Right.
Argyle:That's why it's that close.
Johnny:Thank you.
Anzu:Yes.
Gamemaster:He's got lines everywhere.
Argyle:All right.
Argyle:Well.
Gamemaster:This is good.
Gamemaster:I will see you on Monday.
Gamemaster:Or let you know before then if I can't for whatever reason.
Anzu:Right.
Anzu:Have a nice weekend, everybody.
Argyle:You too.
Benny:Yes.
Gamemaster:Yeah.
Gamemaster:Yeah.
Benny:Peace.
Argyle:Have a nice long weekend, guys.
Anzu:Bye.
Gamemaster:See ya.